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Posted: 1/12/2005 7:56:39 AM EDT
President Bush and Rumsfeld are sitting in a bar.

A guy walks in and asks the barman, "Isn't that Bush and Rumsfeld
sitting over there?"

The barman says, "Yep, that's them."

So the guy walks over and says, "Wow, this is a real honor! . What are
you guys doing in here?"

Bush says, "We're planning WW III."

And the guy says, "Really? What's going to happen?"

Bush says, "Well, we're going to kill 140 million Muslims this time and
one blonde with big tits."

The guy exclaimed, "A blonde with big tits? Why kill a blonde with big
tits?"

Bush turns to Rumsfeld and says, "See, I told you no one would worry
about the 140 million Muslims."
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Link Posted: 1/12/2005 8:01:57 AM EDT


heard that before but still funny
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Link Posted: 1/12/2005 8:18:52 AM EDT
IBTL
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Good one!
Link Posted: 1/12/2005 10:11:46 AM EDT
AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!

My liberal lurkers on this forum, be not denied, for thy time shall soon come!...............

<­BR>

Just not anytime soon....

Ben
Link Posted: 1/12/2005 10:13:01 AM EDT


And oh yeah. IBTL.
Link Posted: 1/12/2005 10:16:19 AM EDT
I think there's more than 140 million Muslims, so that wouldn't be all of them.
Link Posted: 1/12/2005 10:43:59 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Leisure_Shoot:
I think there's more than 140 million Muslims, so that wouldn't be all of them.


Damned fine start though!
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