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Posted: 12/31/2006 8:40:33 PM EST
I will probably be sorry i asked.
Link Posted: 12/31/2006 8:41:57 PM EST
Only one of the greatest shows ever....If you have CMT (the country music channel) turn it on there, it's a country music/comedy show from the 60s, 70s and 80s.
Link Posted: 12/31/2006 8:48:10 PM EST
"Where, Oh Where are you tonight......."

Vulcan94
Link Posted: 12/31/2006 8:48:11 PM EST
Boy am I old. Hee Haw is a TV Variety Show with Buck Owens, Roy Clark, Jr Samples, Grandpa Jones , Minnie Pearl, and a lot more extras. Stupid skits, & Country Music. Use to be a ritual in our house on Sunday nights . I think TV land or one of those stations is showing the re-runs.
Link Posted: 12/31/2006 8:50:03 PM EST
I have fond memorys of sitting on my dads lap as a small child and watching that show every saturday night.
Link Posted: 12/31/2006 8:52:06 PM EST
F.

TV in the room I'm in doesn't have that channel.

Roy Clark on the banjo is the best.
Link Posted: 12/31/2006 8:52:52 PM EST
I have to admitt that I also watched tonight
and enjoyed it all over again. Damn I feel old.
Link Posted: 12/31/2006 8:55:20 PM EST
BR-549
Link Posted: 12/31/2006 8:56:01 PM EST

Originally Posted By JasonFRC:
F.

TV in the room I'm in doesn't have that channel.

Roy Clark on the banjo is the best.




Oh Yes
Link Posted: 12/31/2006 8:59:16 PM EST
Good Ole Fashioned TV Show with lots of hot women.
I too remember watching the show with my Dad and family on Saturday nights. I bought my Dad several of the DVD's for Christmas.
Link Posted: 12/31/2006 9:03:56 PM EST
Both the Cash's

Damn
Link Posted: 12/31/2006 9:05:37 PM EST
It's before my time, that's what it is.
Link Posted: 12/31/2006 9:07:22 PM EST
We lost Buck Owens in 2006.
He is missed.
Hee-Haw was a hoot!
Link Posted: 12/31/2006 9:09:34 PM EST

Originally Posted By SubnetMask:
It's before my time, that's what it is.



It's a show during the '70s that boys went thru puberty on.
Link Posted: 12/31/2006 9:14:33 PM EST
Link Posted: 12/31/2006 9:20:11 PM EST

Originally Posted By Big_Bear:
A lot of them are gone, Junior Samples, Grandpa Jones, Minnie Pearl, Stringbean's murder was never solved.


en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_%22Stringbean%22_Akeman

Wikipedia says the murder was solved. Interesting nonetheless.
Link Posted: 12/31/2006 9:34:22 PM EST
BR 549

I loved that show!
Link Posted: 12/31/2006 9:50:54 PM EST

Originally Posted By Vulcan94:
"Where, Oh Where are you tonight......."

Vulcan94


you met another and blllllllllllt you were gone
Link Posted: 12/31/2006 10:00:20 PM EST
Do you remember "Rat patrol"???

Slug-O Brits hunting Germans


Link Posted: 12/31/2006 10:09:44 PM EST
Hee-haw was one of the worst things ever dude.

My parents were totally non-country, but back in the day when there were basically only the three networks that was the only thiong on sunday nights.

I despised it!

Hee-Haw is complete country evil.

Don't go there.
Link Posted: 12/31/2006 10:13:07 PM EST
Best shit ever.

Country girls in small dresses.
Link Posted: 12/31/2006 10:14:29 PM EST

Originally Posted By Slug-O:
Do you remember "Rat patrol"???

Slug-O Brits hunting Germans




Rat Patrol was cool.

Hee-Haw, however--sorry folks, I have to go against the grain on this one--was not far from Lawrence Welk reruns for me. God, I hated that show...except for the boobs.
Link Posted: 12/31/2006 10:15:28 PM EST
Link Posted: 12/31/2006 11:10:49 PM EST

Originally Posted By Vulcan94:
"Where, Oh Where are you tonight......."

Vulcan94
Youuuuu met a-nother and pbbbffltt you was gonnnne.
Link Posted: 12/31/2006 11:14:01 PM EST

Originally Posted By ManBearPig:
Boy am I old. Hee Haw is a TV Variety Show with Buck Owens, Roy Clark, Jr Samples, Grandpa Jones , Minnie Pearl, and a lot more extras. Stupid skits, & Country Music. Use to be a ritual in our house on Sunday nights . I think TV land or one of those stations is showing the re-runs.


MBP's answer is probably the most accurate. Variety show featuring country & western music & humor. Example:

2 old guys sittin' in the shade.
OG1: "Shore is hot t'day."
OG2: "No it ain't, it's Thursday."
OG1: "So'm Aah, pass the jug."

Obviously an aquired taste.
Link Posted: 12/31/2006 11:16:34 PM EST

Originally Posted By ManBearPig:
Boy am I old. Hee Haw is a TV Variety Show with Buck Owens, Roy Clark, Jr Samples, Grandpa Jones , Minnie Pearl, and a lot more extras. Stupid skits, & Country Music. Use to be a ritual in our house on Sunday nights . I think TV land or one of those stations is showing the re-runs.


Yup, same here! It was on right before Lawrence Welk ( ) and The Wonderful World of Disney was on right after.


LOL....the seventies......
Link Posted: 12/31/2006 11:25:56 PM EST
I allways liked that show...
Link Posted: 12/31/2006 11:27:35 PM EST

Originally Posted By Vibulenus:

Originally Posted By Vulcan94:
"Where, Oh Where are you tonight......."

Vulcan94
Youuuuu met a-nother and pbbbffltt you was gonnnne.


Why did you leave me...here alone...I searched the world over and thought I found true love...you met another..and pffffffffft! You were gone!

Great show when I was a kid.
Link Posted: 12/31/2006 11:53:44 PM EST

Originally Posted By byron2112:
Hee-haw was one of the worst things ever dude.

My parents were totally non-country, but back in the day when there were basically only the three networks that was the only thiong on sunday nights.

I despised it!

Hee-Haw is complete country evil.

Don't go there.


Incorrect. One of the best shows on TV. I watched it while I was growing up.
Link Posted: 1/1/2007 2:10:48 AM EST

Originally Posted By byron2112:
Hee-haw was one of the worst things ever dude.

My parents were totally non-country, but back in the day when there were basically only the three networks that was the only thiong on sunday nights.

I despised it!

Hee-Haw is complete country evil.

Don't go there.


You shit in your hat... You pinko commie fag...
Link Posted: 1/1/2007 2:44:04 AM EST
Hee Haw was THE show to watch when I was little.

Link Posted: 1/1/2007 2:49:32 AM EST
I remember corn stalks and hot country women in tight outfits.

Link Posted: 1/1/2007 2:57:29 AM EST
Damn,I'm old.
Was our favorite show.A ritual for us as well.

Misty Rowe,and that bubbly giggle........

Archie and the story of Rindercella-one of the all time classics.
Link Posted: 1/1/2007 3:18:36 AM EST
HEY GRANDPA! WHAT'S FOR SUPPER?
Link Posted: 1/1/2007 3:19:43 AM EST

Originally Posted By fook:
HEY GRANDPA! WHAT'S FOR SUPPER?


"Well,the biscuits is burned,
and the gravy is greasy...."
Link Posted: 1/1/2007 3:41:17 AM EST
Hee Haw had the same problem Saturday Night Live does. They had to fill up an entire show every week with something new. So a lot of the stuff ends up being pretty bad. At least the cast seemed to be (usually) bright enough to figure out when some skit or another was stupid, and they didn’t take themselves too seriously.

And you did get some really good performances sometimes. That made it all worthwhile… Well, that plus the scantily clad women.

Link Posted: 1/1/2007 4:23:14 AM EST

From Wikipedia.com
"The show was well-known for its voluptuous, scantily clad women in stereotypical Southern farmer's daughter outfits and its cornpone humor."


Wikipedia is your friend.

I loved this show when I was a kid. I still like watching Roy Clark play the banjo.

Link Posted: 1/1/2007 4:24:14 AM EST
Link Posted: 1/1/2007 4:39:00 AM EST


What can be wrong with a show that has women with short dresses and cleavage?

You guys scare me somtimes.
Link Posted: 1/1/2007 4:47:30 AM EST

Originally Posted By Dave15:
Damn,I'm old.
Was our favorite show.A ritual for us as well.

Misty Rowe,and that bubbly giggle........

Archie and the story of Rindercella-one of the all time classics.


Rindercella
(as told by Archie Campbell on Hee Haw)


Once upon a time in a corn foundry there lived a geautiful birl and her
name was Rindercella. Now, Rindercella lived with her mugly other and two
sad blisters. Also in this same corn foundry there lived a pransome
hince, and this pransome hince was going to have a bancy fall and he'd
invited people for riles amound, especially the pich reople.

Now, Rindercella's mugly other and her two sad blisters went to town to
buy some bancy fesses for the bancy fall, but Rindercella couldn't go
'cause all she had to wear were some old ruddy dags. Finally, the night
of the bancy fall arrived and Rindercella couldn't go so she just crank
down and shried.

She was sitting there shrieing when all of a sudden there appeared before
her her gay mudfather. He touched her with his wagic mand and there
appeared before her a kig boach and hix white sorses to take her to the
bancy fall, and he said -- "Rindercella, be sure and be home before
midnight or I'll purn you into a tumpkin!"

When Rindercella arrived at the bancy fall, the pransome hince met her at
the door because he'd been watching from behind a wooden hindow.
Rindercella and the pransome hince manced all night long until midnight
and they lell in fove. Finally, the mid-clock struck night and
Rindercella spaced down the rairs and just as she beached the rottom she
slopped her dripper!

The next day the pransome hince went all over the corn foundry looking for
the geautiful birl who had slopped her dripper. They finally came to
Rindercella's house, and he tried it on the mugly other and it fidn't dit.
Then he tried it on the two sisty uglers and it fidn't dit, and then he
tried it on Rindercella and it fid dit! It was exactly the sight rize!
And so they were married and lived heavenly after happily.

Now, the moral of the story is this: If you go to a bancy fall and you
want a pransome hince to lell in fove with you -- don't foget to slop your
dripper!

Of course you have to hear Archie tell it, he was great at telling those funny stories.
Link Posted: 1/1/2007 4:52:00 AM EST
cool show back in the day....damn, make me feel older than I already feel!
Link Posted: 1/1/2007 4:59:29 AM EST


I saw it a few times as a kid, because back then there wasn't much on TV.



Link Posted: 1/1/2007 5:18:00 AM EST

Originally Posted By buzgun:
I will probably be sorry i asked.

Are you kidding me?? I'm only 30 and even I remember Hee Haw. Thanks for making me feel old.
Link Posted: 1/1/2007 5:20:45 AM EST
Are you kiddin?

BARBIE BENTON

GUNILLA HUTTON (Nurse Goodbody!)

MISTY ROWE

That was the closest thing to porn we had when I was 12!
Link Posted: 1/1/2007 5:23:34 AM EST
Longest running variety show in television history.
Link Posted: 1/1/2007 5:29:06 AM EST
since no one was getting the words right

Originally Posted By Vulcan94:
"Where, Oh Where are you tonight......."

why did you leave me here all alone,
I searched the world over,
thought I found true love,
you met another,
and pfbbbb you were gone.
Link Posted: 1/1/2007 5:37:53 AM EST
That's were I honed my fetish for hot chicks in skimpy out fits, painted up, and big hair.

Link Posted: 1/1/2007 5:59:55 AM EST
WTF is Hee Haw???

NASCAR foreplay!

Link Posted: 1/1/2007 6:01:02 AM EST
"Hey Cletus, why the long face?"

"Aww, mah girlfriend dumped me fo' another guy"

"You bitter?"

"Yup, bit him too"
Link Posted: 1/1/2007 6:07:01 AM EST
They just don't (and can't) make TV like that anymore.
Link Posted: 1/1/2007 6:10:20 AM EST
I hate to say it,as a kid watching it with my family it was hot stuff.now at 51 i watch some of the shows and think "these are the worst jokes ive ever heard! -almost painful"
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