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Posted: 9/15/2005 7:14:15 AM EDT
I go to the McDonalds in the rich part of town and order breakfast. I pull up to pay and there's a black guy, looks just like Mike Tyson minus the face tatoo, same size.... but he's got fingernails that are 2 inches long, painted with red polish and a line of chrome sparkles. He also had his regular work shirt on, but under it he had a ruffled shirt that looked like the Pirate shirt from Seinfeld. WTF??? I had to do a double take because I couldn't believe what I just saw.
Link Posted: 9/15/2005 7:18:51 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/15/2005 7:39:48 AM EDT by bullyforyou]


even weird monster-trannies need to pay the bills brotha'.


edit: i spel lyk krap
Link Posted: 9/15/2005 7:19:58 AM EDT
Link Posted: 9/15/2005 7:23:45 AM EDT
Two words:

HO... MO
Link Posted: 9/15/2005 7:25:58 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Cypher214:
Two words:

HO... MO



Link Posted: 9/15/2005 7:26:33 AM EDT

Originally Posted By bullyforyou:


even weird monster-trannies need to pay the bills bortha'.





Patty
Link Posted: 9/15/2005 7:27:05 AM EDT
you sure it wasnt tyson---did he ask you if you wanted an ear with that---or commented you on your nice ears.
Link Posted: 9/15/2005 7:28:25 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Mall-Ninja:

Originally Posted By Cypher214:
Two words:

HO... MO






Link Posted: 9/15/2005 7:28:41 AM EDT
Deals on Ebay from all the looted shit?
Link Posted: 9/15/2005 7:35:50 AM EDT
How do you know it was male? Are you sure?
Link Posted: 9/15/2005 7:36:52 AM EDT

Originally Posted By ASUsax:

Originally Posted By Mall-Ninja:

Originally Posted By Cypher214:
Two words:

HO... MO









Link Posted: 9/15/2005 7:49:45 AM EDT
Just be sure he washed his hands.
Link Posted: 9/15/2005 7:51:30 AM EDT
There's hope with a scope!!!!!
Link Posted: 9/15/2005 7:52:17 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/15/2005 7:53:11 AM EDT by E1]
It's a new Mc Donalds character. He is the Hamburglar's side kick Bunburglar. He or it beat out these clowns for the job.
Link Posted: 9/15/2005 7:55:12 AM EDT
You just bought food handled by a guy who is likely HIV+

Link Posted: 9/15/2005 7:56:01 AM EDT

Originally Posted By E1:
It's a new Mc Donalds character. He is the Hamburglar's side kick Bunburglar. He or it beat out these clowns for the job. www.milesofsmilespro.com/images/jpg%20files/plbhmg_mcg.jpg



lmfao!
Link Posted: 9/15/2005 7:56:51 AM EDT

Originally Posted By bullyforyou:
even weird monster-trannies need to pay the bills brotha'.


LOL.
Link Posted: 9/15/2005 8:00:28 AM EDT
Sounds like Dennis Rodman's younger brother.

Bomber
Link Posted: 9/15/2005 8:02:05 AM EDT
There really is a tranny sneaking up on you!!!
Link Posted: 9/15/2005 8:11:38 AM EDT
was it Grace Jones? Hadnt seen her in a movie in awhile.
Link Posted: 9/15/2005 8:15:02 AM EDT
Just imagine all the goodies that are trapped under those fingernails...



... that served you your food.


CMOS
Link Posted: 9/15/2005 8:17:21 AM EDT
Creepy, sure, but still not EVEN in the same league as the creepy Burger King guy.
Link Posted: 9/15/2005 8:19:01 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/15/2005 8:21:08 AM EDT by KlubMarcus]

Originally Posted By Warhawk:
You just bought food handled by a guy who is likely HIV+

You should go online to McD's Website and complain. Having long nails is no good for handling food/money. I thought McD's was supposed to fire people with long nails because of the health hazard?
Link Posted: 9/15/2005 8:22:41 AM EDT
Make a formal complaint to McDonalds, around here State Health Dept. regs forbid long fingernails w/ polish or acrylic nails at all from being worn by foodservice workers!
Link Posted: 9/15/2005 8:32:45 AM EDT

Originally Posted By DzlBenz:
Creepy, sure, but still not EVEN in the same league as the creepy Burger King guy.




I would have sit on the Burger King guy's lap and told him what I wanted for Christmas before I touched the McButtBurgler. I think one of his fake nails made contact with me when he gave me my debit card back. Tetnis shot?
Link Posted: 9/15/2005 8:33:56 AM EDT

Originally Posted By GUNGUY1911:
Make a formal complaint to McDonalds, around here State Health Dept. regs forbid long fingernails w/ polish or acrylic nails at all from being worn by foodservice workers!



He was strictly a cash only taker, in the #1 booth. Though I'm sure he'd rather be in the #2.
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