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Posted: 8/30/2004 3:07:49 PM EST
SO FUCK OFF BITCHES!!!
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Link Posted: 8/30/2004 3:08:40 PM EST
wow my board coe didnt worhk dif it?
Link Posted: 8/30/2004 3:09:55 PM EST
oh wekk
Link Posted: 8/30/2004 3:17:03 PM EST
I LUIVE YUIO GUYS UEAH I HED TO MUCHTO DRINKLICX




Link Posted: 8/30/2004 3:17:47 PM EST
Link Posted: 8/30/2004 3:18:44 PM EST
mountain dew ANF vodka is whats up... it doesnt taste very giid but it gets the job done!1
Link Posted: 8/30/2004 3:20:09 PM EST
[Last Edit: 8/30/2004 3:20:49 PM EST by Aimless]
Link Posted: 8/30/2004 3:21:24 PM EST
Eat cactus as well!
Link Posted: 8/30/2004 3:21:54 PM EST
Dont piss the bed....
Link Posted: 8/30/2004 3:23:24 PM EST
SHit i forgot my wife will be home by 7:45 what do i do
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Link Posted: 8/30/2004 3:26:05 PM EST
Link Posted: 8/30/2004 3:29:34 PM EST
No good I'm not that stuipihd yet. I know it probaly doesnt sound credible yet but i graduATED from ou witj a gpa of 3.86 and i dont have much to di until i gEt excepthed to dental school' I will admit im kinda depressed until i then whic tat the soonest will be July of 2005
Link Posted: 8/30/2004 3:29:57 PM EST
[Last Edit: 8/30/2004 3:32:01 PM EST by torstin]
be sitting on the sofa naked..with a drink ready for her. it's your only chance.

eta. denists statistically have the highest suicide rate of any profession.
Link Posted: 8/30/2004 3:30:05 PM EST
wtf can i do until then
Link Posted: 8/30/2004 3:30:42 PM EST
my wife ids ready for a baby and i honestly donk knoew waht to do
Link Posted: 8/30/2004 3:32:38 PM EST

Originally Posted By SIG_220:
wtf can i do until then



Whack off.

Then stick it in her pooper and post pics.
Link Posted: 8/30/2004 3:32:57 PM EST
Watch some TV. Stay away from internet and telephone. My 2 cents.
Link Posted: 8/30/2004 3:39:18 PM EST

SIG220 speaking to the little woman----------



"Watta u mean my breaf stinks?!! Is justa little vomit..."

Link Posted: 8/30/2004 3:39:18 PM EST
damn.. no more mountain dew now what so i do?/
Link Posted: 8/30/2004 3:40:04 PM EST
Are you like 16 or something?
Link Posted: 8/30/2004 3:40:10 PM EST

Originally Posted By JoeWang:
Watch some TV. Stay away from internet and telephone. My 2 cents.



A big +1 to that!
Link Posted: 8/30/2004 3:46:40 PM EST
No im not 16 i just really dont drink very often.. i usually condsider it immature but right ow im on the other side i guess
Link Posted: 8/30/2004 3:47:55 PM EST
my wife is ome now so i must go covert until wrell... i not sure when.. so later
Link Posted: 8/30/2004 3:59:34 PM EST
YEA for crANBERRY JUICE!!
Link Posted: 8/31/2004 1:28:12 AM EST
[Last Edit: 8/31/2004 1:29:13 AM EST by SIG_220]
Sorry for being a retard guys. I just woke up all nice and comfy in my bed. I wasn't sure how I got there. My wife said I prayed quite profusely to the porcelain god at 9pm and then passed out in the bathroom. Apparently she helped me to bed shortly after. I don't drink very often and rarely get drunk, in fact it has been years since I have even been close to how I was last night. Now I remember why I usually stop after a few drinks. I guess I got depressed since I was drinking alone. I've been stressing because I got a degree in zoology and haven't had much luck finding a good job. Don't get me wrong I work full time, but now that I have my degree I'm trying to find a better job. Zoology doesn't really open to many doors, but I got it because I'm going to go to dental school. I did take a test to be a criminalist and passed. I got an application sent to me last week from the Oklahoma State Burea (not sure how to spell that) of Investigation saying they were recruiting criminalists and I am elgible. I guess I'll see how that pans out. Until that or another job pans out I'll just keep "wranglin tards" as my non-pc friends call it. Dental school doesn't start until July and that's only if I get accepted . My wife has been pushing the issue of starting a family and it scares the shit out of me. Alright I'll stop whining now. I'm just splaining why I was so retarded last night. Bad combination of Booze and stress .
Link Posted: 8/31/2004 2:00:53 AM EST

Originally Posted By SIG_220:
Sorry for being a retard guys. I just woke up all nice and comfy in my bed. I wasn't sure how I got there.



Heh, where's the "Dont drink and post" picture?

Seriously though, I think you were quite restrained compared to the way some of the other guys get when drunk Hell, you should see some of the emails I've posted when really, really drunk (particularly after a bad date).

I hop everything works out for you mate.

/PHil
Link Posted: 8/31/2004 2:13:20 AM EST
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