Posted: 5/31/2002 8:37:35 AM EDT
WHY A HANDGUN IS BETTER THAN A WOMAN:
10. You can trade an old .44 for two new .22's.
9. You can have a handgun at home and another for the road.
8. If you admire a friend's handgun and tell him so, he will be impressed and let you try a few rounds with it.
7. Your primary handgun doesn't mind if you have a backup.
6. Your handgun will stay with you even if you are out of ammo.
5. A handgun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.
4. Handguns function normally every day of the month.
3. A handgun won't ask, "Do these new grips make me look fat?"
2. A handgun does not mind if you go to sleep after you're done using it.
AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON A HANDGUN IS BETTER THAN A WOMAN:
1. You can buy a silencer for a handgun
EDITED TO SAY...no offense to any women...just thought it was funny. If you think up some reasons why they're better than men...please post! [:)]
Hey ladies...I got one!!!
Why is a handgun better than a man?
If you go to sleep with one in the bed, it will be there in the morning when you wake up!
Hey, why do they call it PMS? Because MAD COW desise was taken. LOL [BD] [bounce] [rolleyes] [whacko]
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