Warning

 

Close

Confirm Action

Are you sure you wish to do this?

Confirm Cancel
BCM
Member Login

Posted: 5/31/2002 8:37:35 AM EDT
WHY A HANDGUN IS BETTER THAN A WOMAN:

10.  You can trade an old .44 for two new .22's.
9.  You can have a handgun at home and another for the road.
8.  If you admire a friend's handgun and tell him so, he will be impressed and let you try a few rounds with it.
7.  Your primary handgun doesn't mind if you have a backup.
6.  Your handgun will stay with you even if you are out of ammo.
5.  A handgun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.
4.  Handguns function normally every day of the month.
3.  A handgun won't ask, "Do these new grips make me look fat?"
2.  A handgun does not mind if you go to sleep after you're done using it.

AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON A HANDGUN IS BETTER THAN A WOMAN:

1.  You can buy a silencer for a handgun


EDITED TO SAY...no offense to any women...just thought it was funny.  If you think up some reasons why they're better than men...please post!  [:)]
Link Posted: 5/31/2002 8:40:47 AM EDT
Hey ladies...I got one!!!

Why is a handgun better than a man?

If you go to sleep with one in the bed, it will be there in the morning when you wake up!
Link Posted: 5/31/2002 8:46:24 AM EDT
Hey, why do they call it PMS?    Because MAD COW desise was taken. LOL [BD]  [bounce] [rolleyes] [whacko]
Link Posted: 5/31/2002 9:14:19 AM EDT
Top Top