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Posted: 5/31/2002 7:37:35 AM EST
[Last Edit: 5/31/2002 7:39:20 AM EST by Tailgate]
WHY A HANDGUN IS BETTER THAN A WOMAN: 10. You can trade an old .44 for two new .22's. 9. You can have a handgun at home and another for the road. 8. If you admire a friend's handgun and tell him so, he will be impressed and let you try a few rounds with it. 7. Your primary handgun doesn't mind if you have a backup. 6. Your handgun will stay with you even if you are out of ammo. 5. A handgun doesn't take up a lot of closet space. 4. Handguns function normally every day of the month. 3. A handgun won't ask, "Do these new grips make me look fat?" 2. A handgun does not mind if you go to sleep after you're done using it. AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON A HANDGUN IS BETTER THAN A WOMAN: 1. You can buy a silencer for a handgun EDITED TO SAY...no offense to any women...just thought it was funny. If you think up some reasons why they're better than men...please post! [:)]
Link Posted: 5/31/2002 7:40:47 AM EST
Hey ladies...I got one!!! Why is a handgun better than a man? If you go to sleep with one in the bed, it will be there in the morning when you wake up!
Link Posted: 5/31/2002 7:46:24 AM EST
Hey, why do they call it PMS? Because MAD COW desise was taken. LOL [BD] [bounce] [rolleyes] [whacko]
Link Posted: 5/31/2002 8:14:19 AM EST
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