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Posted: 5/8/2004 10:54:11 PM EST
Every day there are news reports about more deaths. Every night on TV
there are photos of death and destruction. Why are we still there?
We occupied this land, which we had to take by force, but it causes us
nothing but trouble. Why are we still there?
Many of our children go there and never come back. Why are we still
there?
Their government is unstable, and they have loopy leadership. Why are
we still there?
Many of their people are uncivilized. Why are we still there?
The place is subject to natural disasters, to which we are supposed to
bail them out. Why are we still there?
There are more than 1000 religious sects, which we do not understand.
Why are we still there?
Their folkways, foods and fads are unfathomable to ordinary Americans.
Why are we still there?
We can't even secure the borders. Why are we still there?
They are billions of dollars in debt and it will cost billions more to
rebuild, which we can't afford. Why are we still there?

It is becoming clear...


WE MUST PULL OUT OF CALIFORNIA!!!!!!!!!
Link Posted: 5/8/2004 10:55:12 PM EST
Link Posted: 5/8/2004 11:35:46 PM EST
nice one!!
Link Posted: 5/9/2004 12:29:49 AM EST
What is worse is that the laws them silly people pass have a tendency to "ripple" to the rest of the Free States.

That aside:
Link Posted: 5/9/2004 1:15:38 AM EST
CHEERS! =] nice one, mate.
Link Posted: 5/9/2004 1:20:11 AM EST

Originally Posted By rasanders22:
Every day there are news reports about more deaths. Every night on TV
there are photos of death and destruction. Why are we still there?
We occupied this land, which we had to take by force, but it causes us
nothing but trouble. Why are we still there?
Many of our children go there and never come back. Why are we still
there?
Their government is unstable, and they have loopy leadership. Why are
we still there?
Many of their people are uncivilized. Why are we still there?
The place is subject to natural disasters, to which we are supposed to
bail them out. Why are we still there?
There are more than 1000 religious sects, which we do not understand.
Why are we still there?
Their folkways, foods and fads are unfathomable to ordinary Americans.
Why are we still there?
We can't even secure the borders. Why are we still there?
They are billions of dollars in debt and it will cost billions more to
rebuild, which we can't afford. Why are we still there?

It is becoming clear...


WE MUST PULL OUT OF CALIFORNIA!!!!!!!!!



I am SO glad I read to the bottom of this. After the first 2 sentences I was ready to reply and FLAME your ass. I am SO glad I read to the bottom of this.

Good one !
Link Posted: 5/9/2004 2:26:43 AM EST
LMAO!… good one

Andy
Link Posted: 5/9/2004 2:43:43 AM EST
Good one.
Link Posted: 5/9/2004 3:24:25 AM EST
Outstanding! Thanks for the laugh!!
Link Posted: 5/9/2004 3:46:54 AM EST
Very creative! Thanks for the laugh.
Link Posted: 5/9/2004 3:52:47 AM EST
CA = Another Vietnam?
Link Posted: 5/9/2004 4:18:53 AM EST
[Last Edit: 5/9/2004 4:20:11 AM EST by fight4yourrights]
FREE KALIFORNISTAN!



END THE OCCUPATION!
Link Posted: 5/9/2004 4:21:08 AM EST
The first 5 times I read this on this web site that was funny as hell!

Sgatr15
Link Posted: 5/9/2004 4:22:09 AM EST
Funny
Link Posted: 5/9/2004 9:09:45 AM EST
You residents of the lesser states are way too preoccupied with what goes on here.
Link Posted: 5/9/2004 9:13:16 AM EST

Originally Posted By mattja:
You residents of the lesser states are way too preoccupied with what goes on here.



Only because so much of what goes on there threatens to metastasize.
Link Posted: 5/9/2004 9:18:47 AM EST
Other than the high paying jobs, great weather, great real estate profits (and fair taxes believe it or not!) and nice beaches, mountains, forests, and deserts ...



The only bitch is that I can't buy any more black rifles. When I get old and have made enough money here I'll retire elsewhere and live large on my profits here. If the television industry paid better in anywhere else but NYC and LA I'd be better off.

Link Posted: 5/9/2004 9:20:41 AM EST

Originally Posted By sgtar15:
The first 5 times I read this on this web site that was funny as hell!



You got that right.

It's getting pretty stale.

Link Posted: 5/9/2004 9:20:57 AM EST
No! Don't pull out!!

SAVE US!!!!!
Link Posted: 5/9/2004 9:38:23 AM EST
Link Posted: 5/9/2004 9:44:54 AM EST

Originally Posted By Paul:
Other than the high paying jobs, great weather, great real estate profits (and fair taxes believe it or not!) and nice beaches, mountains, forests, and deserts ...

www.bajaquest.com/sanjosedelcabo/images/ph07_01.jpg

The only bitch is that I can't buy any more black rifles. When I get old and have made enough money here I'll retire elsewhere and live large on my profits here. If the television industry paid better in anywhere else but NYC and LA I'd be better off.

photos.ar15.com/ImageGallery/Attachments/DownloadAttach.asp?iImageUnq=150



I don't think you have enough ARs lol.

Kevin
Link Posted: 5/9/2004 9:50:34 AM EST
13
Ænema

Some say the end is near.
Some say we'll see armageddon soon.
I certainly hope we will.
I sure could use a vacation from this

Bullshit three ring circus sideshow of
Freaks

Here in this hopeless fucking hole we call LA
The only way to fix it is to flush it all away.
Any fucking time. Any fucking day.
Learn to swim, I'll see you down in Arizona bay.

Fret for your figure and
Fret for your latte and
Fret for your hairpiece and
Fret for your lawsuit and
Fret for your prozac and
Fret for your pilot and
Fret for your contract and
Fret for your car.

It's a
Bullshit three ring circus sideshow of
Freaks

Here in this hopeless fucking hole we call LA
The only way to fix it is to flush it all away.
Any fucking time. Any fucking day.
Learn to swim, I'll see you down in Arizona bay.

Some say a comet will fall from the sky.
Followed by meteor showers and tidal waves.
Followed by faultlines that cannot sit still.
Followed by millions of dumbfounded dipshits.

Some say the end is near.
Some say we'll see armageddon soon.
I certainly hope we will cuz
I sure could use a vacation from this

Silly shit, stupid shit...

One great big festering neon distraction,
I've a suggestion to keep you all occupied.

Learn to swim.

Mom's gonna fix it all soon.
Mom's comin' round to put it back the way it ought to be.

Learn to swim.

Fuck L Ron Hubbard and
Fuck all his clones.
Fuck all those gun-toting
Hip gangster wannabes.

Learn to swim.

Fuck retro anything.
Fuck your tattoos.
Fuck all you junkies and
Fuck your short memory.

Learn to swim.

Fuck smiley glad-hands
With hidden agendas.
Fuck these dysfunctional,
Insecure actresses.

Learn to swim.

Cuz I'm praying for rain
And I'm praying for tidal waves
I wanna see the ground give way.
I wanna watch it all go down.
Mom please flush it all away.
I wanna watch it go right in and down.
I wanna watch it go right in.
Watch you flush it all away.

Time to bring it down again.
Don't just call me pessimist.
Try and read between the lines.

I can't imagine why you wouldn't
Welcome any change, my friend.

I wanna see it all come down.
suck it down.
flush it down.
Link Posted: 5/9/2004 12:39:32 PM EST

Originally Posted By Paul:
Other than the high paying jobs, great weather, great real estate profits (and fair taxes believe it or not!) and nice beaches, mountains, forests, and deserts ...

www.bajaquest.com/sanjosedelcabo/images/ph07_01.jpg

The only bitch is that I can't buy any more black rifles. When I get old and have made enough money here I'll retire elsewhere and live large on my profits here. If the television industry paid better in anywhere else but NYC and LA I'd be better off.

photos.ar15.com/ImageGallery/Attachments/DownloadAttach.asp?iImageUnq=150





Yeah, all that is worth putting up with draconian gun laws and rampant socialism...............if you have no principles.
Link Posted: 5/9/2004 12:42:35 PM EST
Very Nice
Link Posted: 5/9/2004 12:43:09 PM EST

Originally Posted By mattja:
You residents of the lesser states are way too preoccupied with what goes on here.



Now that's funny..........lesser states?????????????
Link Posted: 5/9/2004 12:44:45 PM EST

Originally Posted By fight4yourrights:
FREE KALIFORNISTAN!

www.enchantedlearning.com/usa/flags/california/californiaflag.GIF

END THE OCCUPATION!




HELP!!!!!!!!!!!Me!!!!!!
Link Posted: 5/9/2004 12:45:13 PM EST
Kalifornia is Swarzeneggers' Vietnam.......
Link Posted: 5/9/2004 12:47:39 PM EST
Paul my friend when they come for you, make your way here I will put you up till you get on your own again.

Tj
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