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Posted: 11/20/2008 5:15:44 AM EDT
Link Posted: 11/20/2008 5:16:55 AM EDT

Your Banned...my eyes!!!

the only reason I DON'T rip out my eyes, is because that's the last thing I have seen. You should rot in the fires of hell!
Link Posted: 11/20/2008 5:17:24 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 11/20/2008 5:17:41 AM EDT by BrianB2]
Link Posted: 11/20/2008 5:17:38 AM EDT
This was discussed yesterday for 5 or 6 pages and I'm not sure we ever did figure out WTF was going on.
Link Posted: 11/20/2008 5:17:40 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 11/20/2008 5:18:14 AM EDT by USGI_45]

If he's happy good for him...I guess
Link Posted: 11/20/2008 5:18:56 AM EDT
Poor kid married Meatloaf.
Link Posted: 11/20/2008 5:21:26 AM EDT
tough call. enjoyable though.
Link Posted: 11/20/2008 5:21:57 AM EDT
Striking resemblance to the LOL WUT pear.
Link Posted: 11/20/2008 5:32:49 AM EDT
aww.... FUCK!
Link Posted: 11/20/2008 5:57:42 AM EDT
elaborate troll post. The pictures are real but not of the OP
Link Posted: 11/20/2008 6:02:59 AM EDT
that is FUCKED
Link Posted: 11/20/2008 6:04:51 AM EDT
I tell you guys, that night was amazing, I am truly happy that I waited until marriage to lose my virginity.

He didn't wait long enough!
Link Posted: 11/20/2008 6:06:20 AM EDT
the post may be troll, but the little fella certainly is real, the guy did marry that beast.
Link Posted: 11/20/2008 6:06:49 AM EDT
Originally Posted By Duckzeus:
elaborate troll post. The pictures are real but not of the OP

I read the entire thread. I can't believe some guys are that desperate.

Link Posted: 11/20/2008 6:09:43 AM EDT

First page says he is marrying her cause she is pregnant with his baby.

Page 4,

Well, after the wedding we went to the Motel 6 (we live in a small town, thats all there was)
and it was on. We quickly undressed and got right down to business. I had to be careful, as she was a virgin and it was quite painful for her. I managed to get in there after a few minutes of trying. I only lasted about 2 minutes, but it was amazing. The best part was when we both orgasmed at the same time. I cried for a little while afterward, it was just so beautiful.
Link Posted: 11/20/2008 6:11:28 AM EDT
Yeah....on like page 15 he says that he knew the pregnant + virgin thing would catch him, but he was too lazy to go back and edit stuff.

He did carry it on for quite a while though!
Link Posted: 11/20/2008 6:12:59 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 11/20/2008 6:12:59 AM EDT by The_Beer_Slayer]
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