Mr Papadopolis decided to have some land cleared out of his olive grove.
He hires a contractor to come and remove a large number of trees.
He points and tells the contractor "Don't take that tree out. That's where I lost my virginity."
Contractor says "Ok, that's fine."
Then Mr. Papadopolis says "And leave that one right there next to it as well. That's where her mother was when I lost my virginity."
The contractor says "Ok, that's fine too... I am curious though... her mother was there, when you lost your virginity??"
Mr. Papadopolis says "That's correct."
The contractor asks "Did her mother say anything? I mean... that's just... not right... "
Mr. Papadopolis scratches his head and says "Yes, yes she did say something. I think she said 'Baaaaa"