[ARCHIVED THREAD] - Urinating outside (Page 1 of 3)
Posted: 8/30/2014 5:00:30 PM EDT
| Ok, it's Saturday night, been imbibing, why do I want to go pee outside? I do not understand it. It is not for exhibitionary reasons but for some reason this has always appealed to me. I am happily married and gainfully employed, no arrest record whatsoever, not even a parking ticket in twenty years. I just feel the urge to pee in the backyard. I have three full bathrooms in my house and one within 15 steps but for some reason going out back, in the dark, and draining the main has a strong appeal. Can GD offer some reason for this behavior? |
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I am a man, the world is my urinal. Bingo!!!! What is even better, when I was at college and lived on the third floor, I would go out at night on the balcony and take a whiz off of it. Nothing like the feeling of taking a leak out into the great wide open. |
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I honestly love pissing outside. I always have. When I was young in my drinking days I'd always have people over drinking in my driveway. We'd all just piss right next to the bushes on the driveway. I haven't pissed outside in years though.
Because of you, I will tonight. |
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If you like to piss outside you're going to LOVE shitting in the woods. BTDT. Went hunting once and forgot the TP. I sat on the edge of a fell log and let it roll. I realized I had forgotten the TP roll so I took my t-short off and used it. I buried the shirt after. |
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BTDT. Went hunting once and forgot the TP. I sat on the edge of a fell log and let it roll. I realized I had forgotten the TP roll so I took my t-short off and used it. I buried the shirt after. Quoted:
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If you like to piss outside you're going to LOVE shitting in the woods. BTDT. Went hunting once and forgot the TP. I sat on the edge of a fell log and let it roll. I realized I had forgotten the TP roll so I took my t-short off and used it. I buried the shirt after. Spread your cheeks wide with your hands. Careful to tuck on the fingers, no need to get anything under the nails. With practice you won't even need paper. |
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Because you can. I was raised Ina one bedroom house for a good while. I had sisters. Yeah, you better pee outside in the morning cause you ain't ever gettin in the bathroom. And yelling at your sisters got you a smack by dad.  
I still pee outside when I take dogs in middle of night in back yard. It's bonding.
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Bingo!!!! What is even better, when I was at college and lived on the third floor, I would go out at night on the balcony and take a whiz off of it. Nothing like the feeling of taking a leak out into the great wide open. Quoted:
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I am a man, the world is my urinal. Bingo!!!! What is even better, when I was at college and lived on the third floor, I would go out at night on the balcony and take a whiz off of it. Nothing like the feeling of taking a leak out into the great wide open. My brother worked with a guy who beat the living fuk out of someone for pissing off the third floor. It just so happened that his 80 year old mom was below on the first floor. |
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I P outside wayyyyyy more than i do inside. The city of Detroit already gets enough of my money for their incompetence. I minimize my flushes to minimize their take on my money. Water meter problem one time and the repair crew was surprised at how little water I use at my house. Told them I pee outside. They laughed.
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