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Posted: 1/31/2011 12:57:55 PM EDT
So I'm sitting in the hair salon and this old hair stylist is going on with here crazy conspiracies. I'm gonna keep updating this thread with her ideas.

First one is that the government is spraying us using chem trails. It's why those birds dropped out of the sky and those fish died nearby. Also, her "friend" that tracks this stuff says they are spraying in patterns to test chemical warfare methods and outbreaks of flu always show up after these patterned sprays.
Link Posted: 1/31/2011 12:58:37 PM EDT
fail. people with testicles go to a barber shop.
Link Posted: 1/31/2011 1:02:37 PM EDT
Originally Posted By UncivilEngineer:
fail. people with testicles go to a barber shop.


The only problem with that is that the lady who cuts my hair at the "stylist" has huge tracts of land.

So does the barber down the street, but he's a guy
Link Posted: 1/31/2011 1:02:38 PM EDT
is it ime for your pedicure yet
Link Posted: 1/31/2011 1:02:51 PM EDT
Second story is how the Ft Smith mayor's office has been infested with pigeons and the mayor hired some of his buddies to put out poisoned corn to kill them. But the "bleeding hearts" figured out that this corn is causing people to die, so now the mayor is murdering innocent people.
Link Posted: 1/31/2011 1:04:35 PM EDT
Lol, stupidity at it's finest.
Link Posted: 1/31/2011 1:04:41 PM EDT
I'm waiting on my wife ya goons. Plus the scenery is better at salons.
Link Posted: 1/31/2011 1:05:55 PM EDT
Get hair cut elsewhere.
Link Posted: 1/31/2011 1:07:00 PM EDT

Originally Posted By JINXR:
I'm waiting on my wife ya goons. Plus the scenery is better at salons.

that's acceptable. a man should never have to get his hair styled. there are 3 acceptable variations - high and tight, crew cut, and buzz cut
Link Posted: 1/31/2011 1:07:17 PM EDT
Link Posted: 1/31/2011 1:08:45 PM EDT
Now her neighbor has hundreds of homing pigeons in bright pink bird houses. Supposedly doing work for homeland security. They started talking about potato chips before she went into any more detail. Damn, I was wanting to hear more about that.
Link Posted: 1/31/2011 1:10:36 PM EDT
Originally Posted By JINXR:
I'm waiting on my wife ya goons. Plus the scenery is better at salons.



Wow! saved man card by minutes.

––IS
Link Posted: 1/31/2011 1:11:02 PM EDT
Originally Posted By UncivilEngineer:

Originally Posted By JINXR:
I'm waiting on my wife ya goons. Plus the scenery is better at salons.

that's acceptable. a man should never have to get his hair styled. there are 3 acceptable variations - high and tight, crew cut, and buzz cut


I go to a barber shop but a girl I know from high school cuts my hair. High and tight.
Link Posted: 1/31/2011 1:11:15 PM EDT
Crazy stuff.
Link Posted: 1/31/2011 1:12:07 PM EDT
See what happens when you put chemicals all over your head and let them sit there, on a regular basis will do?

Link Posted: 1/31/2011 1:12:15 PM EDT
Originally Posted By JINXR:
I'm waiting on my wife ya goons. Plus the scenery is better at salons.


Pics or BS.
Link Posted: 1/31/2011 1:14:06 PM EDT
Now she is going on a quite impressive rant about how Hardee's won't sell her a child's meal since she's over 12. Lol.
Link Posted: 1/31/2011 1:15:28 PM EDT
Wife is done, no more stories.
Link Posted: 1/31/2011 1:25:32 PM EDT
Originally Posted By JINXR:
Wife is done, no more stories.


If you were a real investigator you'd stick around and keep giving us up to date coverage.
Link Posted: 1/31/2011 1:26:53 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Heathmeister:
Originally Posted By JINXR:
Wife is done, no more stories.


If you were a real investigator you'd stick around and keep giving us up to date coverage cleavage.


Link Posted: 1/31/2011 1:28:57 PM EDT
is CRay Baker still mayor?


SHS class of '95.
Link Posted: 1/31/2011 1:32:54 PM EDT
Originally Posted By GrassHog:
is CRay Baker still mayor?


SHS class of '95.


No idea. We're just down here running some errands. I live up in NW Arkansas.
Link Posted: 1/31/2011 1:34:42 PM EDT
Originally Posted By R_Fury:
Originally Posted By Heathmeister:
Originally Posted By JINXR:
Wife is done, no more stories.


If you were a real investigator you'd stick around and keep giving us up to date coverage cleavage.




Maybe my wife will give me a cleavage shot. I'll keep you updated.
Link Posted: 1/31/2011 1:38:03 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Phoebus:
Originally Posted By UncivilEngineer:
fail. people with testicles go to a barber shop.


The only problem with that is that the lady who cuts my hair at the "stylist" has huge tracts of land.

So does the barber down the street, but he's a guy



Hey, I go to a gal like that too!
I gave up on the bad haircuts I use to get from barbershops from old wheezy guys.

Link Posted: 1/31/2011 1:51:05 PM EDT
I've never met a hairdresser that wasn't nuttier than a squirrel turd.
Link Posted: 1/31/2011 1:54:59 PM EDT

Originally Posted By JINXR:
Originally Posted By UncivilEngineer:

Originally Posted By JINXR:
I'm waiting on my wife ya goons. Plus the scenery is better at salons.

that's acceptable. a man should never have to get his hair styled. there are 3 acceptable variations - high and tight, crew cut, and buzz cut


I go to a barber shop but a girl I know from high school cuts my hair. High and tight.
Real men cut their own hair.

Link Posted: 1/31/2011 1:59:06 PM EDT
Go to a barber shop and talk about pussy and booze....
Link Posted: 1/31/2011 1:59:40 PM EDT

Originally Posted By oresti:
I've never met a hairdresser that wasn't nuttier than a squirrel turd.

This. Mine was talking about chemtrails last week. Must be something in the air.
Link Posted: 1/31/2011 2:02:38 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Lootie23:

Originally Posted By oresti:
I've never met a hairdresser that wasn't nuttier than a squirrel turd.

This. Mine was talking about chemtrails last week. Must be something in the air.


Probably all the hair spray they end up inhaling.
Link Posted: 1/31/2011 2:06:40 PM EDT

Originally Posted By JINXR:
Originally Posted By UncivilEngineer:

Originally Posted By JINXR:
I'm waiting on my wife ya goons. Plus the scenery is better at salons.

that's acceptable. a man should never have to get his hair styled. there are 3 acceptable variations - high and tight, crew cut, and buzz cut


I go to a barber shop but a girl I know from high school cuts my hair. High and tight.

Yeah, but didn't your old tag line by your avatar proclaim you were an "ordinary man with extraordinary hair" ?

Does the stylist listen to Alex Jones, by chance?
Link Posted: 1/31/2011 2:09:22 PM EDT

Originally Posted By JINXR:
Second story is how the Ft Smith mayor's office has been infested with pigeons and the mayor hired some of his buddies to put out poisoned corn to kill them. But the "bleeding hearts" figured out that this corn is causing people to die, so now the mayor is murdering innocent people.

Ray Baker, the mayor of Ft. Smith until this year, thinks he was abducted by aliens or something like that. He probably sleeps under a tinfoil pyramid.
Link Posted: 1/31/2011 2:16:38 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Phoebus:
Originally Posted By UncivilEngineer:
fail. people with testicles go to a barber shop.


The only problem with that is that the lady who cuts my hair at the "stylist" has huge tracts of land.

So does the barber down the street, but he's a guy

i'm of the same bent. don't really like a guy touching my head, grazing my neck, or messing with my ears.

and, of course, there's the view.
Link Posted: 1/31/2011 2:18:23 PM EDT

Originally Posted By JINXR:
I'm waiting on my wife ya goons. Plus the scenery is better at salons.

pic of wife
Link Posted: 1/31/2011 2:19:21 PM EDT

Originally Posted By UncivilEngineer:

Originally Posted By JINXR:
I'm waiting on my wife ya goons. Plus the scenery is better at salons.

that's acceptable. a man should never have to get his hair styled. there are 3 acceptable variations - high and tight, crew cut, and buzz cut

i go to a salon, and the girls there always hear the same thing:

"#2 guard for sides and back, short on top, age appropriate, and low maintenance."

hell––i don't even need to say it anymore. i just walk in and sit down.
Link Posted: 1/31/2011 2:40:22 PM EDT
Originally Posted By sirensong:

Originally Posted By Phoebus:
Originally Posted By UncivilEngineer:
fail. people with testicles go to a barber shop.


The only problem with that is that the lady who cuts my hair at the "stylist" has huge tracts of land.

So does the barber down the street, but he's a guy

i'm of the same bent. don't really like a guy touching my head, grazing my neck, or messing with my ears.

and, of course, there's the view.


Guys that would rather have a man cut their hair just need to come out of the closet
Link Posted: 1/31/2011 2:56:06 PM EDT

Originally Posted By oresti:
Originally Posted By sirensong:

Originally Posted By Phoebus:
Originally Posted By UncivilEngineer:
fail. people with testicles go to a barber shop.


The only problem with that is that the lady who cuts my hair at the "stylist" has huge tracts of land.

So does the barber down the street, but he's a guy

i'm of the same bent. don't really like a guy touching my head, grazing my neck, or messing with my ears.

and, of course, there's the view.


Guys that would rather have a man cut their hair just need to come out of the closet

i don't care if its a man or woman, just as long as they do a good job. plenty of women have no business cutting hair.

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