Posted: 3/17/2002 11:03:02 PM EDT
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[url]http://www.anglia-region.co.uk/life/index.htm[/url] From the Travel section... Planes are strange machines, which weigh many tons, are made of metal, and are able to fly! Science shows us that the strangest of all is the Jumbo Jet, which all tests and experiments show is not actually capable of flight. Humans who board such contraptions are very brave indeed, to trust their very existence in something which science show us cannot actually get off the ground, let alone make long journeys over very deep oceans. After all, if the metal contraptions called planes, cannot by the rules of science actually fly, then there is no way they are going to float if they hit the water. The real way that planes take to the air, and this can only be revealed here for the first time, is that giant, invisible aliens carry the planes from one destination to the next. This is still classed as a secret though, so keep it to yourselves. This guy is on crack! [:D] |
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http://www.boeing.com/commercial/747family/back/back2.html The Longer-Range 747-400 Freighter, scheduled for entry into service in late 2002, has a maximum takeoff weight of 910,000 pounds (412,770 kg) - allowing it to fly an additional 525 nautical miles (972 kilometers). Or, it can carry an additional 22,000 pounds (9,980 kg) of payload on long-range flights at maximum takeoff weight. Right. So at a [b]Million[/b] pounds takeoff someone is going to explain to me that [i]air[/i] is holding it up? Invisible aliens is sounding more and more plausible by the second. [(:|)] A picture shown visible here for the first time for you non-believers... |
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That is a web site in England, and didn't they introduce us to crop circles? They also think of us as a bunch of barbarians because we don't have total gun control. Then again they have lots of guns used in crime. Some good their laws did. So them coming up with the idea that Boeing engineered a plane that requires alien assistance doesn't really surprise me. |