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2/23/2003 3:51:21 PM EDT
We haven't done the required "quote your favorite TV show" thread for a few weeks. So how about an unified one? Simpsons, Futurama, South Park, King of the Hill, and any other favorite shows. I'll start with a few from all the above:

Simpsons:

Homer: They're singing! They're singing, Marge! Why aren't they killing each other?!?!?

Homer: Let's go to the NRA meeting. If you still don't think we should have a gun, we will argue some more.

Gun-dealer: You gotta wait five days.
Homer: Five days? But I want to kill something now!

Apu: The South shall come again!

South Park:

Cartman: You were going 45. You know what the speed limit is around heah?
Randy: That sign says 45.
Cartman: Step out of the car, Sir.

Cartman: Respect my authoritay!

Cartman: Why does everything today have to do with things either goign into, or coming out of, my ass?

Futurama:

Bender: Kiss my shiny metal butt!

King of the Hill:

Hank: Dang it, Peg! I'm trying to stop an outbreak, and you are driving the monkey to the airport.





Scott





2/23/2003 4:12:16 PM EDT
[#1]
Gun-dealer: You gotta wait five days.
Homer: Five days? But I'm angry now!

Homer: I'd shoot you if I had my gun.
Gun-dealer: Yeah, well, you don't.
2/23/2003 4:23:37 PM EDT
[#2]
Keeping with the Simpsons theme:

(speaking of his marriage to Marge)
Homer:  It's like being married to my best friend...And he lets me feel his boobies!
2/24/2003 7:41:07 AM EDT
[#3]
Hank: Dang it, Peg! I'm trying to stop an outbreak, and you are driving the monkey to the airport

[rofl2]