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I should have posted this here: For those that don't know about history ... Here is a condensed version: Humans originally existed as members of small bands of nomadic hunters/gatherers. They lived on deer in the mountains during the summer and would go to the coast and live on fish and lobster in the winter. The two most important events in all of history were the invention of beer and the invention of the wheel. The wheel was invented to get man to the beer. These were the foundation of modern civilization and together were the catalyst for the splitting of humanity into two distinct subgroups: 1. Liberals 2. Conservatives. Once beer was discovered, it required grain and that was the beginning of agriculture. Neither the glass bottle nor aluminum can were invented yet, so while our early humans were sitting around waiting for them to be invented, they just stayed close to the brewery. That's how villages were formed. Some men spent their days tracking and killing animals to BBQ at night while they were drinking beer. This was the beginning of what is known as the Conservative movement... Other men who were weaker and less skilled at hunting learned to live off the conservatives by showing up for the nightly BBQ's and doing the sewing, fetching, and hair dressing. This was the beginning of the Liberal movement. Some of these liberal men eventually evolved into women. They became known as girlie-men. Some noteworthy liberal achievements include the domestication of cats, the invention of group therapy, group hugs, and the concept of Democratic voting to decide how to divide the meat and beer that conservatives provided. Over the years conservatives came to be symbolized by the largest, most powerful land animal on earth, the elephant. Liberals are symbolized by the jackass for obvious reasons. Modern liberals like imported beer (with lime added), but most prefer white wine or imported bottled water. They eat raw fish but like their beef well done. Sushi, tofu, and French food are standard liberal fare... Another interesting evolutionary side note: most of their women have higher testosterone levels than their men. Most social workers, personal injury attorneys, journalists, dreamers in Hollywood and group therapists are liberals. Liberals invented the designated hitter rule because it wasn't fair to make the pitcher also bat. Conservatives drink domestic beer, mostly Bud or Miller. They eat red meat and still provide for their women. Conservatives are big game hunters, rodeo cowboys, lumberjacks, construction workers, firemen, medical doctors, police officers, engineers, corporate executives, athletes, members of the military, airline pilots and generally anyone who works productively. Conservatives who own companies hire other conservatives who want to work for a living. Liberals produce little or nothing. They like to govern the producers and decide what to do with the production. Liberals believe Europeans are more enlightened than Americans. That is why most of the liberals remained in Europe when conservatives were coming to America. They crept in after the Wild West was tamed and created a business of trying to get more for nothing. Here ends today's lesson in world history: It should be noted that a Liberal may have a momentary urge to angrily respond to the above before forwarding it. A Conservative will simply laugh and be so convinced of the absolute truth of this history that it will be forwarded immediately to other true believers and to more liberals just to tick them off. And there you have it. Let your next action reveal your true self.....I'm going to have another beer. View Quote saw that on fb...well done |
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So which one of you is this? https://scontent-lga3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/15056507_10207521146975884_3702101162680496150_n.jpg?oh=f7371c89a0c5c3128a3add8d70a5ab45&oe=58D26B9E View Quote That's not funny, that's cool. One tweak would be to put a lefty upper on the right side rifle so they both eject downward. |
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So which one of you is this? https://scontent-lga3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/15056507_10207521146975884_3702101162680496150_n.jpg?oh=f7371c89a0c5c3128a3add8d70a5ab45&oe=58D26B9E View Quote |
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So which one of you is this? https://scontent-lga3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/15056507_10207521146975884_3702101162680496150_n.jpg?oh=f7371c89a0c5c3128a3add8d70a5ab45&oe=58D26B9E View Quote |
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So which one of you is this? https://scontent-lga3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/15056507_10207521146975884_3702101162680496150_n.jpg?oh=f7371c89a0c5c3128a3add8d70a5ab45&oe=58D26B9E View Quote It moved! |
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That's not funny, that's cool. One tweak would be to put a lefty upper on the right side rifle so they both eject downward. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
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So which one of you is this? https://scontent-lga3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/15056507_10207521146975884_3702101162680496150_n.jpg?oh=f7371c89a0c5c3128a3add8d70a5ab45&oe=58D26B9E That's not funny, that's cool. One tweak would be to put a lefty upper on the right side rifle so they both eject downward. And ambi lowers. |
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Not that funny but I can't imagine hilldog ever doing something so personal to anyone. http://uberhumor.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/nBiyIf0.jpg View Quote That's not true at all. I hear she loaded the chamber for Vince Foster. |
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Wow, I did NOT expect that, and I LOL'd big-league. He played it perfectly straight, and then, BAM! Comedy gold. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
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Touching post-election message to snowflake liberals: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LGcaNY5eBWw Wow, I did NOT expect that, and I LOL'd big-league. He played it perfectly straight, and then, BAM! Comedy gold. He'd be fun to sit down with a beer! |
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Esconder! |
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View Quote He is trolling hardcore, or lost beyond hope, ancient Egyptian feminist studies, yeah, right, |
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View Quote Reminds me of the anti-Vietnam War protests of the 60's. Free Love and all. |
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Does that count as blackface |
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View Quote Me now hungry for midnite snek. |
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View Quote Lol. Is that Robski? |
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View Quote Fry of freedom. |
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They told him if he made another 10-second pass without a roll cage he was banned (so he ran a 14.2 @ 131.9MPH);
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Reminds me of the anti-Vietnam War protests of the 60's. Free Love and all. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
Reminds me of the anti-Vietnam War protests of the 60's. Free Love and all. Shit, my buddy (active duty, had to do Univ because he had been promoted from E to O) did that during Iraq in University... We cleaned up. |
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So which one of you is this? https://scontent-lga3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/15056507_10207521146975884_3702101162680496150_n.jpg?oh=f7371c89a0c5c3128a3add8d70a5ab45&oe=58D26B9E View Quote |
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View Quote Lol. Is that Robski? View Quote I believe it is. Would be short fight, yes? |
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