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Posted: 11/22/2012 2:41:16 PM EST
[Last Edit: 11/22/2012 2:43:26 PM EST by VA-gunnut]
STOCKHOLM - A hatch on a Swedish church tower inadvertently left open for some three decades resulted in 2 tons of pigeon droppings amassing in the tower.

CoC10...VA-gunnut

http://news.yahoo.com/2-tons-pigeon-droppings-found-swedish-church-tower-162812894.html
Link Posted: 11/22/2012 2:42:19 PM EST
Shitty situation.

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Link Posted: 11/22/2012 2:43:09 PM EST
Originally Posted By packinheavy:
Shitty situation.

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Holy shit.
Link Posted: 11/22/2012 2:48:31 PM EST
[Last Edit: 11/22/2012 2:51:37 PM EST by 1Andy2]
How much nitrate fertilizer could you reasonably make from 2 tons of bird poop?
Link Posted: 11/22/2012 2:52:22 PM EST
Link Posted: 11/22/2012 2:54:07 PM EST
[Last Edit: 11/22/2012 2:54:41 PM EST by whogasak47]
Shit Happens.
Link Posted: 11/22/2012 2:55:51 PM EST
Make Lutefisk !!
Link Posted: 11/22/2012 3:06:51 PM EST
shit on a shingle.
Link Posted: 11/22/2012 3:14:04 PM EST
Link Posted: 11/22/2012 3:17:02 PM EST
Poop thread.
Link Posted: 11/22/2012 3:26:59 PM EST
Ain't that some shit.
Link Posted: 11/22/2012 3:30:50 PM EST
Bull... Horse... Pigeon Shit.
Two tons is a lot of shit.
Link Posted: 11/22/2012 3:33:52 PM EST

Originally Posted By thirstyswimmer:
Bull... Horse... Pigeon Shit.
Two tons is a lot of shit.

That's about four thousand pounds.

Link Posted: 11/22/2012 4:20:09 PM EST
Craptacular.
Link Posted: 11/22/2012 4:22:09 PM EST
Swedes are on a roll tonight...
Link Posted: 11/22/2012 4:22:16 PM EST
This thread is the shits


Link Posted: 11/22/2012 4:26:34 PM EST
Holy Shit!
Link Posted: 11/22/2012 4:29:09 PM EST
Most disgusting thread I've read today or this week.
Link Posted: 11/22/2012 7:24:58 PM EST
Originally Posted By Hedonist:

Originally Posted By thirstyswimmer:
Bull... Horse... Pigeon Shit.
Two tons is a lot of shit.

That's about four thousand pounds.



Metric or standard shit tons?
Link Posted: 11/22/2012 7:31:18 PM EST
Originally Posted By SandWMandP15Tee:
Most disgusting thread I've read today or this week.


You must not have been here on Tuesday night.
Link Posted: 11/22/2012 7:33:45 PM EST
2 tons of pigeon shit.

That will eat through a ceiling.
Link Posted: 11/22/2012 7:39:49 PM EST
You're shittin me
Link Posted: 11/22/2012 7:42:00 PM EST
[Last Edit: 11/22/2012 7:43:45 PM EST by DefMan]
That's some heavy stuff man

Link Posted: 11/22/2012 8:04:32 PM EST
No Shit?
Link Posted: 11/22/2012 8:08:21 PM EST
Originally Posted By 1Andy2:
How much nitrate fertilizer could you reasonably make from 2 tons of bird poop?


A shit ton.

Link Posted: 11/22/2012 8:08:31 PM EST
From the comments:

Based upon the weight of the pigeon crap I suspect that it could have caused the ceiling below the tower to collapse. If this would have happened than I'm almost certain that the #$%$ would have hit the fan.
Link Posted: 11/23/2012 3:31:55 PM EST
Engineers call that putting the structure under a load.
Link Posted: 11/23/2012 3:35:12 PM EST
What a load of crap.
Link Posted: 11/23/2012 3:39:55 PM EST
[Last Edit: 11/23/2012 3:40:04 PM EST by SirSqueeboo]
Originally Posted By SandWMandP15Tee:
Most disgusting thread I've read today or this week.


Then that is admitting you like gay porn.
Link Posted: 11/23/2012 3:44:56 PM EST
Originally Posted By 1Andy2:
How much nitrate fertilizer could you reasonably make from 2 tons of bird poop?


Do they even use it for fertilizer anymore? I figured they haber'ed it all these days.
Link Posted: 11/23/2012 3:48:04 PM EST
Was all that shit in one Mass?
Link Posted: 11/23/2012 3:53:12 PM EST
Guano can be boom-making stuff sometimes. I can see the preacher now. "May the lord stike me dead on this very spot if I ever touched a BOOOOOOOOOOOOM!
Link Posted: 11/23/2012 3:58:13 PM EST
Instead of " I've got a ton of shit to do " . . . . . . . this week it's , " I've got two tons of shit to do " .
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