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Posted: 5/30/2002 5:04:17 PM EDT
These just came to me: -Handguns are for the most part fully legal in the US. Handguns have barrels less than 16". Meanwhile, a rifle with a barrel less than 16" is [i]evil[/i], and must be banned/registered. Similarly, put a stock on a non-evil handgun, and it magically becomes [i]evil[/i]. -During the infamous North Hollywood Shootout, the pitifully underarmed police force was forced to go to a [i]gun shop[/i] and acquire [i]evil assault weapons[/i] (AR15s) and child-killing 30 round magazines to defeat the robbers (who were using guns already illegal, yet they still managed to get them). How does the state of California thank B&B guns? By effectively banning AR15s and 30 round magazines. (Hell, the state had already made reforms requiring cops to carry rifles in the patrol cars, so why do civilians need them anymore?) I feel better, feel free to add your own.
Link Posted: 5/30/2002 5:16:18 PM EDT
Link Posted: 5/30/2002 5:19:51 PM EDT
MD is antigun? I guess I should get rid of some things then...
Link Posted: 5/30/2002 5:21:01 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 5/30/2002 5:22:16 PM EDT by Paul]
Link Posted: 5/30/2002 5:23:09 PM EDT
I needs my 30rnd mags to be able to hunt them critters that run fast.[;)]
Link Posted: 5/31/2002 1:14:06 AM EDT
Originally Posted By DoubleFeed: People who stay in antigun states. Wink, nudge, knowwhatahmean?
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Your state is next my friend. Hell, at least our children are taught about The Alamo. [flame]
Link Posted: 5/31/2002 1:19:40 AM EDT
Link Posted: 5/31/2002 3:03:48 AM EDT
Move to any state you want. You can't hide from the feds! BWAHAHAHAHAHAH
Link Posted: 5/31/2002 3:05:52 AM EDT
Link Posted: 5/31/2002 3:06:23 AM EDT
Originally Posted By stubbs: Move to any state you want. You can't hide from the feds! BWAHAHAHAHAHAH
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Especially now that they have unbridled authority to secretly monitor websites like AR15 for "potential terrorist activity"... ummm.... errr... especially since they are great guys with phenomenal senses of humor and outstanding character (think J. Edgar).
Link Posted: 5/31/2002 3:08:11 AM EDT
Now, Now, Ben...drag queens can be good people too.
Link Posted: 5/31/2002 3:16:56 AM EDT
Originally Posted By stubbs: Now, Now, Ben...drag queens can be good people too.
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I wouldn't know anything about such behavior. I have a complete absence of information regarding this activity. [b]"Speak into my tie you dissident..."[/b]
Link Posted: 5/31/2002 3:18:40 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 5/31/2002 3:19:00 AM EDT by DoubleFeed]
Link Posted: 5/31/2002 3:53:20 AM EDT
Originally Posted By DoubleFeed:
Originally Posted By BenDover: I wouldn't know anything about such behavior. I have a complete absence of information regarding this activity.
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Hence, your screenname!
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I should have never chosen that screen name. It was from the classic Chevy Chase line in Fletch when they asked his name. "Ben... Ben Dover"
Link Posted: 5/31/2002 4:00:59 AM EDT
All of that sounds foriegn here in Vermont!
Link Posted: 6/2/2002 1:16:11 PM EDT
Originally Posted By DoubleFeed: stubbs, unless things have changed, you can only buy dumb handguns until 2006. MD state law.
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Actually, DoubleFeed, the deadline date is January 1, 2003. And yes, I'm very aware of it. Just think of Maryland as the future of the US. One glorious day, all Americans will be made to buy only smart guns too! It'll be fun!
Link Posted: 6/2/2002 1:20:40 PM EDT
Originally Posted By stubbs: These just came to me: -Handguns are for the most part fully legal in the US. Handguns have barrels less than 16". Meanwhile, a rifle with a barrel less than 16" is [i]evil[/i], and must be banned/registered. Similarly, put a stock on a non-evil handgun, and it magically becomes [i]evil[/i].
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Handguns don't shoot through 28 school walls.
Link Posted: 6/2/2002 1:38:08 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 6/2/2002 1:39:52 PM EDT by Gloftoe]
Link Posted: 6/2/2002 1:43:33 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Gloftoe:
Originally Posted By The_Macallan: Handguns don't shoot through 28 school walls.
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I thought it was 28 school [i]children[/i]. Isn't that what the anti's always say? [BD] -Gloftoe
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Someone posted here recently that their kid was taught IN GRADESCHOOL BY THE TEACHER that guns are bad because they can shoot through "28 school walls" (teacher's own words).
Link Posted: 6/2/2002 1:47:46 PM EDT
Link Posted: 6/2/2002 1:59:57 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Gloftoe: Well, my post was kinda tongue-in-cheek. A pathetic attempt at humor, I must say. [:)]
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Sorry, that one went over my head.
Originally Posted By Gloftoe: Hopefully, the parents raised a big stink...
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The father posts here. Nuf said.
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