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5/30/2002 5:04:17 PM EDT
These just came to me:

-Handguns are for the most part fully legal in the US.  Handguns have barrels less than 16".  Meanwhile, a rifle with a barrel less than 16" is [i]evil[/i], and must be banned/registered.  Similarly, put a stock on a non-evil handgun, and it magically becomes [i]evil[/i].

-During the infamous North Hollywood Shootout, the pitifully underarmed police force was forced to go to a [i]gun shop[/i] and acquire [i]evil assault weapons[/i]  (AR15s) and child-killing 30 round magazines to defeat the robbers (who were using guns already illegal, yet they still managed to get them).  How does the state of California thank B&B guns?  By effectively banning AR15s and 30 round magazines.  (Hell, the state had already made reforms requiring cops to carry rifles in the patrol cars, so why do civilians need them anymore?)

I feel better, feel free to add your own.
5/30/2002 5:16:18 PM EDT
[#1]
People who stay in antigun states.  Wink, nudge, knowwhatahmean?
5/30/2002 5:19:51 PM EDT
[#2]
MD is antigun?  I guess I should get rid of some things then...
5/30/2002 5:21:01 PM EDT
[#3]
Not by choice - under threat of arrest by the military. [:(!]
5/30/2002 5:23:09 PM EDT
[#4]
I needs my 30rnd mags to be able to hunt them critters that run fast.[;)]
5/31/2002 1:14:06 AM EDT
[#5]
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People who stay in antigun states.  Wink, nudge, knowwhatahmean?
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Your state is next my friend. Hell, at least our children are taught about The Alamo. [flame]
5/31/2002 1:19:40 AM EDT
[#6]
It's looking that way!
5/31/2002 3:03:48 AM EDT
[#7]
Move to any state you want.  You can't hide from the feds!  BWAHAHAHAHAHAH
5/31/2002 3:05:52 AM EDT
[#8]
stubbs, unless things have changed, you can only buy dumb handguns until 2006.  MD state law.
5/31/2002 3:06:23 AM EDT
[#9]
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Move to any state you want.  You can't hide from the feds!  BWAHAHAHAHAHAH
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Especially now that they have unbridled authority to secretly monitor websites like AR15 for "potential terrorist activity"... ummm.... errr... especially since they are great guys with phenomenal senses of humor and outstanding character (think J. Edgar).

5/31/2002 3:08:11 AM EDT
[#10]
Now, Now, Ben...drag queens can be good people too.
5/31/2002 3:16:56 AM EDT
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Now, Now, Ben...drag queens can be good people too.
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I wouldn't know anything about such behavior. I have a complete absence of information regarding this activity.

[b]"Speak into my tie you dissident..."[/b]
5/31/2002 3:18:40 AM EDT
[#12]
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I wouldn't know anything about such behavior. I have a complete absence of information regarding this activity.
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Hence, your screenname!
5/31/2002 3:53:20 AM EDT
[#13]
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I wouldn't know anything about such behavior. I have a complete absence of information regarding this activity.
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Hence, your screenname!
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I should have never chosen that screen name. It was from the classic Chevy Chase line in Fletch when they asked his name.

"Ben... Ben Dover"

5/31/2002 4:00:59 AM EDT
[#14]
All of that sounds foriegn here in Vermont!
6/2/2002 1:16:11 PM EDT
[#15]
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stubbs, unless things have changed, you can only buy dumb handguns until 2006.  MD state law.
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Actually, DoubleFeed, the deadline date is January 1, 2003.  And yes, I'm very aware of it.  Just think of Maryland as the future of the US.  One glorious day, all Americans will be made to buy only smart guns too!  It'll be fun!
6/2/2002 1:20:40 PM EDT
[#16]
Quoted:
These just came to me:

-Handguns are for the most part fully legal in the US.  Handguns have barrels less than 16".  Meanwhile, a rifle with a barrel less than 16" is [i]evil[/i], and must be banned/registered.  Similarly, put a stock on a non-evil handgun, and it magically becomes [i]evil[/i].
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Handguns don't shoot through 28 school walls.

6/2/2002 1:38:08 PM EDT
[#17]
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Handguns don't shoot through 28 school walls.
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I thought it was 28 school [i]children[/i].

Isn't that what the anti's always say? [BD]

-Gloftoe
6/2/2002 1:43:33 PM EDT
[#18]
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Handguns don't shoot through 28 school walls.
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I thought it was 28 school [i]children[/i].
Isn't that what the anti's always say? [BD]
-Gloftoe
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Someone posted here recently that their kid was taught IN GRADESCHOOL BY THE TEACHER that guns are bad because they can shoot through "28 school walls" (teacher's own words).

6/2/2002 1:47:46 PM EDT
[#19]
Well, my post was kinda tongue-in-cheek.  A pathetic attempt at humor, I must say. [:)]

I hadn't read that other post.  Hopefully, the parents raised a big stink, and at least got the teacher reprimanded (although knowing public schools, it probably won't happen)

-Gloftoe
6/2/2002 1:59:57 PM EDT
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Well, my post was kinda tongue-in-cheek.  A pathetic attempt at humor, I must say. [:)]
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Sorry, that one went over my head.
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Hopefully, the parents raised a big stink...
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The father posts here. Nuf said.