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9/22/2017 12:11:25 AM
Posted: 12/16/2005 6:29:56 AM EDT

Credit for this goes to a New York City Police Officer who shall
remain anonymous...

Twas the night before Tookie's execution ...

Twas the night before Christmas and all through San Quentin,
the crips were protesting, and liberals were ventin'.

The cyanide hung by the chamber wth care, in hopes the grim reaper soon
would be there.

The inmates were nestled all snug in their bed ;
except for Old Tookie, who soon would be dead.

And me with my beer mug, dressed warm in my flannel, had curled up to
watch it, on the Fox News Channel.

I set up my TIVO to record the news station, and thoroughly loved the
momentous occasion.

It seemed lady justice had gotten her way, and that there would be one
less savage today.

When outside the jail there arose such a clatter, the cameras had turned
to see what was the matter.

When what to my civilized eyes did appear, but a lineup of actors, all
liberal, half queer.

The misguided freaks drew some curious looks, as they proclaimed his
innocence; clutching his books.

The tears then flew out from Sarandon's eyes, as she nominated him again
for the Nobel Peace Prize.

The actors were tethered to an ACLU sleigh, all towing the line of the
urban decay.

On Asner, on Penn, on liberal cop-haters,
On Sharpton, on Jesse and other race-baiters.

Then at 3:01 all curled up like a beetle, Tookie cried like a bitch as
they gave him the needle.

When up from the actors there arose such a cry, they had failed in their
mission, and Tookie DID DIE !!

I heard Bill O'Reilly say, as I turned out my light, Merry Christmas to
all ... there was justice tonight !!

Link Posted: 12/16/2005 6:30:29 AM EDT
You are way too late...
Link Posted: 12/16/2005 6:30:59 AM EDT
I won't be the one to say it.
Link Posted: 12/16/2005 6:33:51 AM EDT
yes, I know he is allready gone by several days......but I just got this sent to me and thought it was pretty good.
Link Posted: 12/16/2005 6:34:42 AM EDT
Welcome to 2 days ago.
Link Posted: 12/16/2005 6:37:33 AM EDT
yes , I know even before I posted it....see above
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