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1/22/2020 12:12:56 PM
Posted: 11/22/2012 7:37:22 PM EST
he was 'sick" guess maybe Obamacare is already in effect for Turkeys LOL

http://www.wptv.com/dpp/news/national/peace-turkey-pardoned-by-president-obama-last-thanksgiving-euthanized
Link Posted: 11/22/2012 7:42:16 PM EST
Probably caught aids
Link Posted: 11/22/2012 7:45:38 PM EST
[Last Edit: 11/22/2012 7:53:24 PM EST by LuckyDucky]
Originally Posted By staraero:
Probably caught aids


from Obama.
Link Posted: 11/22/2012 7:52:22 PM EST
Was it cobbler or gobbler?

Regardless, PETA is still upset with jug ears.
Link Posted: 11/22/2012 7:52:34 PM EST
Break me off a piece of peace, please.
Link Posted: 11/22/2012 7:54:55 PM EST
And the death panels begin.
Link Posted: 11/22/2012 7:57:42 PM EST
Not enough Quality Years Remaining according to the death panel.
Link Posted: 11/22/2012 7:58:10 PM EST
FBHO
Link Posted: 11/22/2012 8:29:25 PM EST
The symbolism for the country has not gone unnoticed

Link Posted: 11/22/2012 8:51:45 PM EST
Obama lied and Peace died.

Link Posted: 11/22/2012 8:55:14 PM EST
[Last Edit: 11/22/2012 8:55:37 PM EST by 220ST]
Hope someone ate the fucking bird. This "Pardoning" of turkeys is Bullshit. Eat the fucking thing. It isn't pork, so eat it B H O .
Link Posted: 11/22/2012 9:00:31 PM EST
I would love to see a Pres. walk out, look at the turkey, and say "I want that bird on my plate at 7 o'clock sharp"
Link Posted: 11/22/2012 9:01:02 PM EST
Originally Posted By 220ST:
Hope someone ate the fucking bird. This "Pardoning" of turkeys is Bullshit. Eat the fucking thing. It isn't pork, so eat it B H O .


He's waiting for the Dog-Delight...
Link Posted: 11/22/2012 9:01:47 PM EST
Originally Posted By LostX:
Originally Posted By 220ST:
Hope someone ate the fucking bird. This "Pardoning" of turkeys is Bullshit. Eat the fucking thing. It isn't pork, so eat it B H O .


He's waiting for the Dog-Delight...


Link Posted: 11/22/2012 9:38:34 PM EST
Link Posted: 11/22/2012 11:56:27 PM EST

Originally Posted By krpind:
Originally Posted By KnifeCollector:
I would love to see a Pres. walk out, look at the turkey, and say "I want that bird on my plate at 7 o'clock sharp"


Or even better yet, bust out a deep fryer and wring it's neck, pluck, gut and fry right there on the WH lawn and serve it to the reporters.


I approve this post.
Link Posted: 11/23/2012 12:14:12 AM EST
Originally Posted By berto187:

Originally Posted By krpind:
Originally Posted By KnifeCollector:
I would love to see a Pres. walk out, look at the turkey, and say "I want that bird on my plate at 7 o'clock sharp"


Or even better yet, bust out a deep fryer and wring it's neck, pluck, gut and fry right there on the WH lawn and serve it to the reporters.


I approve this post.


I second this approval.
Link Posted: 11/23/2012 2:07:20 AM EST
Originally Posted By Grin:
Originally Posted By berto187:

Originally Posted By krpind:
Originally Posted By KnifeCollector:
I would love to see a Pres. walk out, look at the turkey, and say "I want that bird on my plate at 7 o'clock sharp"


Or even better yet, bust out a deep fryer and wring it's neck, pluck, gut and fry right there on the WH lawn and serve it to the reporters.


I approve this post.


I second this approval.


Third it

Link Posted: 11/23/2012 3:26:01 AM EST
So let me get this right....

Our Chimpanzee president promised a turkey he would not be killed, Then the turkey was killed.

Kinda seems like Mr. Obama can't even keep a promise to a bird.
Link Posted: 11/23/2012 3:30:00 AM EST

Originally Posted By Lunicy:


Dude the pres ain't worth getting a timeout or ban over. Edit that shit out dude
Link Posted: 11/23/2012 3:32:29 AM EST

Originally Posted By DigDug:
And the death panels begin.


Link Posted: 11/23/2012 3:34:57 AM EST
Death panel is in full effect.
Link Posted: 11/23/2012 3:35:59 AM EST
There's a joke in there somewhere about being sent to the ovens....
Link Posted: 11/23/2012 3:37:41 AM EST
[Last Edit: 11/23/2012 3:37:51 AM EST by Dumpster_Baby]
To totally hijack this thread - from that link:

http://www.wptv.com/dpp/news/national/keith-kirk-accused-bike-thief-gets-street-justice-bloody-beatdown

Keith Kirk, accused bike thief, gets 'street justice,' bloody beatdown






There's a turkey if I ever saw one.


Link Posted: 11/23/2012 3:40:05 AM EST
Originally Posted By Dumpster_Baby:
To totally hijack this thread - from that link:

http://www.wptv.com/dpp/news/national/keith-kirk-accused-bike-thief-gets-street-justice-bloody-beatdown

Keith Kirk, accused bike thief, gets 'street justice,' bloody beatdown




http://media2.wptv.com//photo/2012/11/16/Keith_Kirk_20121116045244_320_240.JPG

There's a turkey if I ever saw one.




Ha
Link Posted: 11/23/2012 3:43:17 AM EST
Originally Posted By KnifeCollector:
I would love to see a Pres. walk out, look at the turkey, and say "I want that bird on my plate at 7 o'clock sharp"


Had it been me the bird would have been beheaded, bled out, gutted, and plucked....In front of the cameras.

If someone was kind enough to bring free meat to me by golly I'm going to work it up myself and use it.

LOL....It would be fun to watch Old Tom run around the WH lawn with no head.

Link Posted: 11/23/2012 3:43:55 AM EST
Get a piece of Peace.


Link Posted: 11/23/2012 3:47:18 AM EST
If I were President, and someone brought me a turkey to pardon, I'd tell the chief chef to go get his hatchet. Dinner is served.


Pardon it? No way. I'm not into playing politically correct games.

I don't even LIKE turkey. I'll have the prime rib instead.


CJ
Link Posted: 11/23/2012 3:54:59 AM EST
What would Teddy Roosevelt do?

He shot everything in sight on land, sea, and air ....................



.............. while at home he had a pet one-legged rooster.





Link Posted: 11/23/2012 4:15:43 AM EST
Obama slammed the dresser drawer.
Link Posted: 11/23/2012 12:11:37 PM EST

Originally Posted By Javak:
Obama slammed the dresser drawer.

Did you catch him stuffing the turkey?
Link Posted: 11/23/2012 12:15:25 PM EST
Originally Posted By MikeSSS:
Obama lied and Peace died.



Link Posted: 11/23/2012 1:14:11 PM EST
Originally Posted By krpind:
Originally Posted By KnifeCollector:
I would love to see a Pres. walk out, look at the turkey, and say "I want that bird on my plate at 7 o'clock sharp"


Or even better yet, bust out a deep fryer and wring it's neck, pluck, gut and fry right there on the WH lawn and serve it to the reporters.



I bet T.R. woulda
Link Posted: 11/23/2012 1:15:45 PM EST
Originally Posted By www-glock19-com:
he was 'sick" guess maybe Obamacare is already in effect for Turkeys LOL

http://www.wptv.com/dpp/news/national/peace-turkey-pardoned-by-president-obama-last-thanksgiving-euthanized


Poor thing was allergic to Wookie dander.
Link Posted: 11/23/2012 1:24:03 PM EST
Do you really think the wookie is going to let 20 pounds of unfried bird walk off the property.

I think not.
Link Posted: 11/23/2012 1:25:11 PM EST
[Last Edit: 11/23/2012 1:25:59 PM EST by pcsutton]

Originally Posted By Dumpster_Baby:
What would Teddy Roosevelt do?

He shot everything in sight on land, sea, and air ....................

http://www.theodoreroosevelt.org/graph%20harv%20col/HC3x0.jpg

.............. while at home he had a pet one-legged rooster.

http://assets.flavorwire.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/theodore-roosevelt-s-pet-one-legged-rooster.jpg




Roosevelt used to tell people that his rooster was the smartest bird in the world and how he not only guarded the White House, baby-sat the kids, and helped draft legislation, but had a direct line to God.

When asked how the rooster came to have only one leg. Roosevelt replied.....

"Well.....you wouldn't eat a bird that smart all at once...would you?"


Link Posted: 11/23/2012 1:26:51 PM EST
So the anointed one condemned the bird inadvertently ?
Link Posted: 11/23/2012 1:30:02 PM EST
Coming to an economy near you....?
Link Posted: 11/23/2012 1:32:11 PM EST
BHO wouldn't even give it a painkiller? That turkey was just into his golden years.
Link Posted: 11/23/2012 1:46:49 PM EST
That turkey knew too much.

The original story was that it had committed suicide, but they had to roll that back when they realized that the turkey didn't have hands to hold the pistol. The new story was "euthanasia."
Link Posted: 11/23/2012 2:07:52 PM EST
BTW, for those of you who only read a few words, the turkey that was euthanized was LAST YEAR'S pardoned turkey.

The one pardoned a few days ago is presumably alive and well and probably heading for a petting zoo.


CJ
Link Posted: 11/23/2012 2:16:54 PM EST

Originally Posted By cmjohnson:
BTW, for those of you who only read a few words, the turkey that was euthanized was LAST YEAR'S pardoned turkey.

The one pardoned a few days ago is presumably alive and well and probably heading for a petting zoo.


CJ

Until next year, when it will be 'too old, gotta go'.
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