particularly fanatics intent on killing us (and liberals) -
airport screeners will not be allowed to profile people.
They will continue random searches of
80-year-old women, little kids, airline pilots with proper identification,
Secret Service agents who are members
of the PresidentÕs security
detail and 85-year old Congressmen with metal hips.
LetÕs pause a moment and take the following test.
At the 1972 Olympic Games in Munich, Israeli athletes were murdered by:
(a) Mother Theresa
(b) Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder
(c) a group of Mexican folk dancers; or
(d) Muslim Palestinian extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
In 1979, the U.S. embassy in Iran was taken over by:
(a) Norwegians from Ballard;
(b) the American Jewish Congress
(c) A tour bus full of 80-year-old women; or
(d) Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40.
In 1983, the U.S. Marine barracks in Beirut was blown up by:
(a) an Orthodox Rabbi and his yeshiva students;
(b) Crazed feminists complaining that being able to throw a grenade beyond its own burst radius
was an unfair and sexist requirement
in basic training;
(c) Geraldo Rivera making up for a slow news day; or
(d) Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
In 1988, Pan Am Flight 103 was bombed by:
(a) Luca Brazzi, for not being given a part in ÒGodfather 2;Ó
(b) A group of Buddhist monks
(c) Butch and Sundance who had a few sticks of dynamite left over from the train mission, or
(d) Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40.
In 1998, the U.S. embassies in Kenya and Tanzania were bombed by:
(a) Mr. Rogers;
(b) Hillary, to distract attention from Wild BillÕs women problems;
(c) Nelson Mandela; or
(d) Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40.
On 9/11/01, four airliners were hijacked and destroyed by:
(a) Bugs Bunny, Wiley E. Coyote, Daffy Duck, and Elmer Fudd.
(b) a Hollywood mogul seeking unbelievable special FX
(c) a group of Falun Gong spiritualists; or
(d) Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40.