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Posted: 8/11/2005 8:26:56 AM EDT
Mom and Dad were watching TV when Mom said, "I'm tired, and it's getting
late. I think I'll go to bed."

She went to the kitchen to make sandwiches for the next day's lunches.
Rinsed out the popcorn bowls, took meat out of the freezer for supper the
following evening, checked the cereal box levels, filled the sugar container, put
spoons and bowls on the table and started the coffee pot for brewing the next
morning.

She then put some wet clothes in the dryer, put a load of clothes into the
washer, ironed a shirt and secured a loose button.

She picked up the game pieces left on the table, put the phone back on the
charger and put the telephone book into the drawer.

She watered the plants, emptied a wastebasket and hung up a towel to dry.

She yawned and stretched and headed for the bedroom.

She stopped by the desk and wrote a note to the teacher, counted out some
cash for the field trip, and pulled a text book out from hiding under the
chair.

She signed a birthday card for a friend, addressed and stamped the envelope
and wrote a quick list for the grocery store. She put both near her purse.

Mom then washed her face with 3 in 1 cleanser, put on her Night solution &
age fighting moisturizer, brushed and flossed her teeth and filed her nails.

Dad called out, "I thought you were going to bed."

"I'm on my way," she said.

She put some water into the dog's dish and put the cat outside, then made
sure the doors were locked and the patio light was on.

She looked in on each of the kids and turned out their bedside lamps, hung
up a shirt, threw some dirty socks into the hamper, and had a brief
conversation with the one up still doing homework.

In her own room, she set the alarm; laid out clothing for the next day,
straightened up the shoe rack. She added three things to her 6 most
important things to do list. She said her prayers, and visualized the
accomplishment of her goals.

About that time, Dad turned off the TV and announced to no one in
particular. "I'm going to bed."

And he did...without another thought.

Anything extraordinary here?

Wonder why women live
longer...?

CAUSE WE ARE MADE FOR THE LONG HAUL.... (and we
can't die sooner, we still have things to do!!!!)
Link Posted: 8/11/2005 9:54:14 AM EDT
+1

A man's idea of multi tasking is doing a chore and complaining about it at the same time.

Link Posted: 8/11/2005 4:47:50 PM EDT

Originally Posted By daisywench:
+1

A man's idea of multi tasking is doing a chore and complaining about it at the same time.





Bama, this was a good one!
Link Posted: 8/12/2005 4:42:31 AM EDT

Originally Posted By daisywench:
+1

A man's idea of multi tasking is doing a chore and complaining about it at the same time.




So many comments for this one I don't know where to begin.
Link Posted: 8/15/2005 6:29:45 PM EDT

Originally Posted By daisywench:
+1

A man's idea of multi tasking is doing a chore and complaining about it at the same time.





<snarfing>
brilliant...this babe's brilliant
Link Posted: 8/15/2005 6:35:34 PM EDT
One of my favorites!!!
Link Posted: 8/16/2005 1:52:25 AM EDT

Originally Posted By daisywench:
+1

A man's idea of multi tasking is doing a chore and complaining about it at the same time.




c'on now, doing something and coming up with witty complaints about it at the same time, now tht takes skill
Link Posted: 8/16/2005 7:23:46 PM EDT

Originally Posted By JoeyA:

Originally Posted By daisywench:
+1

A man's idea of multi tasking is doing a chore and complaining about it at the same time.




c'on now, doing something and coming up with witty complaints about it at the same time, now tht takes skill



Ummmmm... who said the complaints were WITTY?
Link Posted: 8/16/2005 7:30:59 PM EDT

Originally Posted By daisywench:
+1

A man's idea of multi tasking is doing a chore and complaining about it at the same time.






That hurts. Deep down... hurts. I mean, lifting a 800lb woman onto a gurney and getting a world record size hernia, hurts...

Link Posted: 8/16/2005 7:39:58 PM EDT
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