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Posted: 3/13/2002 5:59:05 AM EDT
Time to spank the monkey folks..... [url]www.vectorlounge.com/04_amsterdam/jam/flamjam.html[/url] *Get your mind out of the gutter, it's not what you're thinking!
Link Posted: 3/13/2002 6:04:58 AM EDT
Yaaay! I spanked the money at a blinding 205 miles per hour! Just goes to show you what hard work, concentration, and practice will do for you! Eric The(Practice,Practive,Practice)Hun[>]:)]
Link Posted: 3/13/2002 6:09:10 AM EDT
I got 351 mph. Mike
Link Posted: 3/13/2002 6:11:00 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 3/13/2002 6:11:16 AM EDT by deadman]
Nice one! Spanked it at 384 miles an hour.
Link Posted: 3/13/2002 6:23:32 AM EDT
Whew! You boys are quite a bit faster than the old Hun. As I always tell Miz Hun, I'm not as good as I once was, but I'm as good once as I ever was! Eric The(IDon'tThinkSheUnderstandsThough)Hun[>]:)]
Link Posted: 3/13/2002 6:24:43 AM EDT
545mph
Link Posted: 3/13/2002 6:24:52 AM EDT
That was sooo cool. I actually spanked him an blazing 429 mph. See, with practice and dedication what a committed spanker can do! And my vision is really good too. LOL Shoot-n-Fish
Link Posted: 3/13/2002 6:28:22 AM EDT
Link Posted: 3/13/2002 6:31:03 AM EDT
562mph
Link Posted: 3/13/2002 6:36:33 AM EDT
I see you guys have well exercised right hands. [rolleyes] [;)]
Link Posted: 3/13/2002 6:37:00 AM EDT
Dammit...now I'm frustrated. I keep spanking and spanking but only got 492mph. I'm going to keep doing it until I break 500 or go blind...[smash]
Link Posted: 3/13/2002 6:39:26 AM EDT
694mph!!! whew! i'm tired now.
Link Posted: 3/13/2002 6:41:09 AM EDT
A blistering 684 mph. But I'm not so sure that I should be braggn' about it. [:D]
Link Posted: 3/13/2002 6:41:42 AM EDT
YES! I rule the tool! A near-supersonic SIX HUNDRED AND EIGHTY-EIGHT MPH!!!! [red][b]688!!![/b][/red] But I always knew I was an outstanding monkey spanker! Crank up your mouse speed in the control panel settings. CJ
Link Posted: 3/13/2002 6:43:30 AM EDT
I've gotta call bullshit on anybody over 600MPH- damn you people are incredible!
Link Posted: 3/13/2002 6:44:21 AM EDT
AHHHHH!!! 544mph! It ONLY took 15 minutes. Is that some sort of record??? Man, I need practice...[:D] ... [sex] ... [smoke] Shoot-n-Fish
Link Posted: 3/13/2002 6:44:29 AM EDT
ok, 365MPH so far
Link Posted: 3/13/2002 6:45:52 AM EDT
I gave em a bunch of slow srokes.
Link Posted: 3/13/2002 6:46:12 AM EDT
Originally Posted By dissipator556: I've gotta call bullshit on anybody over 600MPH- damn you people are incredible!
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Actually, this site is old, and there were people getting +800mph. My personal best is the 694mph I just posted.
Link Posted: 3/13/2002 6:46:24 AM EDT
OK, up to 586 MPH
Link Posted: 3/13/2002 6:48:43 AM EDT
Yes, 600 plus is possible. It helps to use an optical mouse, and crank up ALL your mouse speed and acceleration settings to max. I'm hoping for a sonic boom, soon. Highly addictive, spanking the monkey is! But then, I've known that since puberty! CJ
Link Posted: 3/13/2002 6:49:41 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 3/13/2002 6:50:07 AM EDT by dissipator556]
anyone with a score over 500 should be considered a good friend of Rosy Palmer... I give up on this, at least I beat Eric The (not so nimble wristed anymore, are you?) Hun
Link Posted: 3/13/2002 6:56:22 AM EDT
I only got 45mph but the wrist action was smooth and fluid. I figured there must be something wrong with my ball. So I got out some silicone lube spray and put it on my ball, this made the action smoother. And the little monkey reacted nicely to it. I can't believe that I wrote that. I guess I should run for office so this could be used against me.
Link Posted: 3/13/2002 6:57:36 AM EDT
AWESOME! Thanks for the hint CMJohnson...with the new technique in place, it's a truly supersonic 734 mph!!! But the monkey's lying on the floor...is that BAD??? Ouch!! [shock]
Link Posted: 3/13/2002 6:58:44 AM EDT
I'd think we should offer up a prize to the highest MPH.....On second thought, forget it, just being able to spank the monkey is a prize in itself![:D]
Link Posted: 3/13/2002 7:04:25 AM EDT
Sorry guys but I am the master monkey spanker of all times 737 mph. Somebody get me some water!!! Here is a screenshot. Don't be discouraged, I spank him at least twice a day and three times on Sunday. [img]http://www.edataonline.com/photos/spankmonkey.jpg[/img]
Link Posted: 3/13/2002 7:07:48 AM EDT
Uh, you broke your monkey at 734 MPH? Sure it's not just tired? It'll probably come back up later, after the friction burns heal. [:D] Doing this too long is a sign of... [img]http://www.stopstart.fsnet.co.uk/smilie/ogo.gif[/img] CJ
Link Posted: 3/13/2002 7:20:38 AM EDT
shootnfish AWESOME! Thanks for the hint CMJohnson...with the new technique in place, it's a truly supersonic 734 mph!!! But the monkey's lying on the floor...is that BAD??? Ouch!!
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My monkey isn't on the floor but my damn keyboard sure as hell is ............
Link Posted: 3/13/2002 7:43:52 AM EDT
Dare I say it.... What the hell... 734 MPH could be described as.... (those with weak stomach should leave NOW!! ) I mean it! Seriously...this is going to hurt.... Still don't believe me? It's your funeral.... Here it comes...... It's.... BLINDING SPEED!!!! You asked for it! CJ
Link Posted: 3/13/2002 7:54:35 AM EDT
365 Woo Hoo!
Link Posted: 3/13/2002 8:00:24 AM EDT
Blinding speed! HA!! Good one!
Link Posted: 3/13/2002 8:06:40 AM EDT
Dammit, I thought for sure 685 would be topps... ...back to the monkey again.
Link Posted: 3/13/2002 8:11:19 AM EDT
we.. beat this: (pun intended) 974 MPH Screen reset b4 I could capture it...
Link Posted: 3/13/2002 8:15:37 AM EDT
802 MPH Man I cant even control my cursor
Link Posted: 3/13/2002 8:23:35 AM EDT
OK, last attempt at an unbreakable record... 1374 MPH! have the screen cap, fur proof.
Link Posted: 3/13/2002 8:59:40 AM EDT
My personal best for today: 1153MPH Sorry I ever doubted you guys!
Link Posted: 3/13/2002 9:03:45 AM EDT
I am consistently getting 256MPH, with the occasional 1153MPH...trying to figure this problem out... yeah, that's it- I jerk it way too often!
Link Posted: 3/13/2002 9:05:05 AM EDT
Yep, definitely "blinding speed." Wow, 1300+ mph...Mach 2!!! Nice!! I'm gonna slow it down a bit and see if I can go for the slowest speed, cause the monkey's hurtin' right now...wait 'til the girlfriend gets home, then the spanking really starts! [:D]
Link Posted: 3/13/2002 9:19:16 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 3/13/2002 9:47:13 AM EDT by Shadowblade]
Link Posted: 3/13/2002 9:47:05 AM EDT
Use a Razor Boomslang mouse, and I'm sure you can get it over 1000mph. I'm at work now, and don't have access to mine, but they rock!
Link Posted: 3/13/2002 10:13:34 AM EDT
795mph how do you copy your score. When I try it goes back to the beginning again. I got tears in my eyes from this.
Link Posted: 3/13/2002 10:24:10 AM EDT
The most I could get was 708 [:D] medcop
Link Posted: 3/13/2002 10:33:51 AM EDT
Originally Posted By edpmedic: 795mph how do you copy your score. When I try it goes back to the beginning again. I got tears in my eyes from this.
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In windows, hit "Alt-Print Screen" this will copy it to you clipboard. (some mysterious memory somewhere) Then you paste it "Ctrl-v" into some graphic application like Paint or MS Word.
Link Posted: 3/13/2002 10:37:54 AM EDT
Hey, did one of you guys develop that thing? Ya oughta put a high score log on there if it is possible... But, I guess people would put silly credits like: FU 1032mph DIK 978mph OK, maybe not.
Link Posted: 3/13/2002 10:40:05 AM EDT
1597. I think that scares me.
Link Posted: 3/13/2002 10:47:28 AM EDT
It's a bit flaky, most times I get a number in the range of 4-500 mph, but once it hung up and was as low as 54 mph, and once it claimed 1645mph. I'm using an optical wheel mouse via the PS2 mouse port. Wonder if it would be better via the USB port? Does a higher bandwith connection and or a faster CPU help? If so, my home system ought to fly!
Link Posted: 3/13/2002 11:01:59 AM EDT
Hey, quit abusing my monkey or I'm calling PETA.
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