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Posted: 6/14/2003 4:16:33 PM EDT
[size=6] "HI!!!!!!! I'M BILLY MAYS AND I'M HERE TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT OXY CLEAN!!!![/size=6] Stop yelling at me!!!!
Link Posted: 6/14/2003 4:17:25 PM EDT
*grabs gun*
Link Posted: 6/14/2003 4:19:08 PM EDT
Leave us not forget Chef Tony...!
Link Posted: 6/14/2003 4:23:01 PM EDT
[size=6][b]I [red]HATE[/red] THAT GUY![/b][/size=6] ERRRG! I COULD JUST SHOOT HIM!!!!
Link Posted: 6/14/2003 4:23:25 PM EDT
Originally Posted By DrFrige: [size=6] "HI!!!!!!! I'M BILLY MAYS AND I'M HERE TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT OXY CLEAN!!!![/size=6] Stop yelling at me!!!!
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ACK!!! At about 2:00am on discovery wings!!! I swear to dog I'm going to use his frigging dent puller to remove his frigging eyes.
Link Posted: 6/14/2003 4:32:12 PM EDT
I can handle the Oxy Clean guy. The one I can't stomach is the alcoholic old broad with that fucking mixer/flipper.
Link Posted: 6/14/2003 4:36:37 PM EDT
the one i despise most of all is ... [img]http://www.mlesko.com/images/circle.jpg[/img] here's why: 1. loud annoying voice 2. [url]http://www.mlesko.com/g2/store.htm[/url]
Let Matthew Lesko be your guide to join the millions each year who get Free Money, Loans and Assistance from the US Government.
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gahhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!! [sniper]
Link Posted: 6/14/2003 4:41:09 PM EDT
He mesmerizes me. [shock]
Link Posted: 6/14/2003 5:22:57 PM EDT
[img]http://i.cnn.net/cnn/2003/HEALTH/04/24/hln.bio.tony.little/vert.little.jpg[/img] [img]http://www.hollandsentinel.com/images/012603/a1LR.jpg[/img] Be afraid, be Very afraid of these men.
Link Posted: 6/14/2003 5:29:50 PM EDT
[size=6][red]THIGHMASTER!! AAAARRRRRGGHHHH[/size=6][/red]
Link Posted: 6/14/2003 5:34:21 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 6/14/2003 5:34:50 PM EDT by loonybin]
[img]http://i.cnn.net/cnn/2003/HEALTH/04/24/hln.bio.tony.little/vert.little.jpg[/img] Is it just me or does his head look like it's been detached and moved to the right a couple inches? I know it's not a photoshopped image.
Link Posted: 6/14/2003 5:36:10 PM EDT
Glad to know I'm not alone. I can't hit the mute button fast enough when I hear that asswipe. He's loud and his voice is sooooooo high. And the asshole that sells the Gazelle is just as bad. I want to flay him, alive.
Link Posted: 6/14/2003 5:39:26 PM EDT
I HATE BILLY MAYS!!! Every notice how his hand movements don't match what he's saying?? People that high strung make me nervous.
Link Posted: 6/14/2003 5:57:47 PM EDT
Originally Posted By DrFrige: [size=6] "HI!!!!!!! I'M BILLY MAYS AND I'M HERE TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT OXY CLEAN!!!![/size=6] Stop yelling at me!!!!
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Poster boy for cocaine. DrMark
Link Posted: 6/14/2003 6:00:09 PM EDT
And let's not forget the blond haired , crew cut woman "STOP THE INSANITY". Haven't seen her in a while though.Maybe she went insane?
Link Posted: 6/14/2003 6:02:03 PM EDT
I just hate the ( hey dude your gettin a Dell!)guy. They need someone with a higher IQ than 3 for their commercials! Mark [bow]
Link Posted: 6/14/2003 6:21:11 PM EDT
the blonde chick with the flat top hairdo is susan powter. The dell guy was dropped from being the dell spokesman when he was caught and subsequently arrested for possesion of marijuana.
Link Posted: 6/14/2003 6:34:04 PM EDT
Originally Posted By HighStrung1: The dell guy was dropped from being the dell spokesman when he was caught and subsequently arrested for possesion of marijuana.
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Thank the lord.
Link Posted: 6/14/2003 6:54:45 PM EDT
Originally Posted By -Absolut-: *grabs gun*
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I just love you guys..(grabs wine glass[:D])
Link Posted: 6/14/2003 9:44:43 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 6/14/2003 9:46:34 PM EDT by Sniper_Wolfe]
Originally Posted By liberty86:
Originally Posted By -Absolut-: *grabs gun*
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I just love you guys..(grabs wine glass[:D])
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And I love the word irregardless....[:D] Edit: Figured I'd put some content in my post: He kind of reminds me of Steve from Blue's Clues (no, I don't watch it on a regular basis, I've just seen it once before). He reminds me of him because Steve did coke and blew his brains out.
Link Posted: 6/14/2003 10:00:06 PM EDT
I don't know 'bout you guys, but I consider myself lucky as hell to FINALLY know the answer to: "When is a diet pill worth $153 a bottle?"
Link Posted: 6/14/2003 10:04:52 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Sniper_Wolfe: He kind of reminds me of Steve from Blue's Clues (no, I don't watch it on a regular basis, I've just seen it once before). He reminds me of him because Steve did coke and blew his brains out.
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Whaaaaat??? NO HE DIDNT. [>:/]
Link Posted: 6/14/2003 10:08:35 PM EDT
[url]http://www.snopes.com/radiotv/tv/blueclue.htm[/url] Steve did NOT die of an overdose. Rumor only.
Link Posted: 6/14/2003 10:10:37 PM EDT
Originally Posted By DrFrige:
Originally Posted By Sniper_Wolfe: He kind of reminds me of Steve from Blue's Clues (no, I don't watch it on a regular basis, I've just seen it once before). He reminds me of him because Steve did coke and blew his brains out.
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Whaaaaat??? NO HE DIDNT. [>:/]
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Yeah. Steve saved Eddie Haskell's life in VietNam when they were both Delta-SEALs. I think their rank was Corporal-Captain. Then, Steve had the PTSD real bad, and got hooked on the white stuiff, which he got from Momma Cass and that chick from Diff'rent Strokes. Anyway, he's at the Viper Lounge with Kurt Cobain and ends up blowing his brains out with the gun ... well, you know the rest.
Link Posted: 6/14/2003 10:49:59 PM EDT
[lol]
Link Posted: 6/14/2003 10:57:31 PM EDT
That annoying yenta who sings in the ebay commercials bugs the living shit out of me.
Link Posted: 6/14/2003 11:17:35 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Sniper_Wolfe: He kind of reminds me of Steve from Blue's Clues (no, I don't watch it on a regular basis, I've just seen it once before). He reminds me of him because Steve did coke and blew his brains out.
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Hmmmm.... I don't think so. He started a band and put out an album "Songs For Dust Mites" [url=http://www.steveswebpage.com/songsmites.html]Steve's Web Page[/url]
Link Posted: 6/14/2003 11:22:40 PM EDT
... Oh Hell, I love the easy ones. [b]... Kill your TV before it kills you[/b]!
Link Posted: 6/15/2003 2:23:11 AM EDT
Yahooooooooo!
Link Posted: 6/15/2003 3:05:09 AM EDT
Originally Posted By DrFrige: [size=4]"HI!!!!!!! I'M BILLY MAYS AND I'M HERE TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT OXY CLEAN!!!![/size=4] Stop yelling at me!!!!
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He needs to be slapped! [img]http://www.click-smilie.de/sammlung/sauer/angry-smiley-038.gif[/img]
Link Posted: 6/15/2003 4:07:53 AM EDT
My wife and I have said the same thing. Funny thing, he looks almost identical to a guy the we both work with, and this guy is almost as annoying in real liife.
Link Posted: 6/15/2003 5:13:01 AM EDT
Link Posted: 6/17/2003 11:04:07 PM EDT
Originally Posted By DrFrige:
Originally Posted By Sniper_Wolfe: He kind of reminds me of Steve from Blue's Clues (no, I don't watch it on a regular basis, I've just seen it once before). He reminds me of him because Steve did coke and blew his brains out.
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Whaaaaat??? NO HE DIDNT. [>:/]
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Sorry. I'm full of it.
Link Posted: 6/17/2003 11:17:37 PM EDT
Just saw that fcko on the Food Channel. That fcker used to be confined to late night, now I see his sht on daytime as well. They can all burn in hell. To name a few: - Billy Mays - Tony Little - Chef Tony - Ditech ahole
Link Posted: 6/17/2003 11:19:03 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Imbroglio: That annoying yenta who sings in the ebay commercials bugs the living shit out of me.
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ePay should be ashamed for using a classic song and butchering it. But they don't care that their users get scammed either so it's no surprise.
Link Posted: 6/17/2003 11:21:59 PM EDT
What you say???? [img]http://atmospheric-violence.com/mays/billymays1.jpg[/img] [url]http://atmospheric-violence.com/mays/[/url]
Link Posted: 6/17/2003 11:24:50 PM EDT
Link Posted: 6/18/2003 12:01:41 AM EDT
ah come one you cant have a thread about salesmen on the TV without mention Cal Worthington. "go see Cal go see Cal go see Cal"
Link Posted: 6/18/2003 3:42:00 AM EDT
i hate: the Verizon (can you here me NOW?) guy catherine zeta jones (or any other hollywood advertising whore, for that matter) carrot top *shudder* James Sokolove professional ambulance chaser (the word "mesothelioma" is permantently etched into my brain) the new dell comercials (and you though the stoner dude was lame!) and barbara striesand, just on general principle
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