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Posted: 10/10/2004 3:50:51 AM EST
[Last Edit: 10/10/2004 5:43:00 AM EST by gaspasser]
Edited to remove photo

I have one with the shorts off, and it's pretty bad. I'd post, but am wary of COC violation.
Link Posted: 10/10/2004 3:52:55 AM EST
[Last Edit: 10/10/2004 3:55:56 AM EST by MTNmyMag]
god damn that made my nuts draw up............... email me the other one if you dont mind I am not gay I just have a morbid curiosity about what happens when a dog latches onto your genitailia
Link Posted: 10/10/2004 3:53:03 AM EST
You may want to blur out the guy's face.
Link Posted: 10/10/2004 3:53:30 AM EST
What a first thing to see on a Sunday morning...
Link Posted: 10/10/2004 4:14:02 AM EST

Originally Posted By gaspasser:
img.photobucket.com/albums/v254/franfrie/policedog3.jpg

I have one with the shorts off, and it's pretty bad. I'd post, but am wary of COC violation.



HOLY SHIZNI!! Where is the OWNED writing at on this one. lol
Link Posted: 10/10/2004 4:21:04 AM EST
+1

On the recommendation to blur out the guy's face. That may be a federal pound-you-in-the-ass-prison
HIPPA violation.
Link Posted: 10/10/2004 4:34:55 AM EST
Please IM me the link to the picture. Kthx.

Anybody remember that video of the guy walking into a room with a boner?

"Honey, don't touch the computer!"

*Bloop*

Dog comes out of nowhere and starts biting the man's cock.

Man screams bloody murder.

Funny for all, terror for all men.
Link Posted: 10/10/2004 4:35:40 AM EST
+1 on the HIPAA violation (not HIPPA, btw). Blurring might be good unless you d/l'd that pic from somewhere.

Oh, and OUCH!!!


Woody
Link Posted: 10/10/2004 4:35:54 AM EST
Link Posted: 10/10/2004 4:36:28 AM EST
That hurts to even look at ----------- damn.
Link Posted: 10/10/2004 4:38:27 AM EST
someone should have told that fool that shepards are not the be fucked with...
Link Posted: 10/10/2004 4:38:32 AM EST

Originally Posted By WWoodworth:
+1 on the HIPAA violation (not HIPPA, btw).


Woody



I don't think he cares at this point in time.
Link Posted: 10/10/2004 4:43:59 AM EST

Originally Posted By manghu67:
someone should have told that fool that shepards are not the be fucked with...


Thats a no shitter !!! I wrestle around with our two, just playing around can hurt...I would not want any big dog pissed at me...
That guy looks like a dipshit anyway...
Link Posted: 10/10/2004 7:59:41 AM EST
Made me back up about a foot from the puter screen.. OUCH MAN!
Link Posted: 10/10/2004 8:10:42 AM EST
I have seen the bad guys pick up a K9 and slam it on the ground like a rag doll. They aint all that.
That being said I dont think I could do what they did and wouldnt want to try.
Link Posted: 10/10/2004 8:26:37 AM EST
a properly worked k-9 will not give up..it should be worked thru fighting and tossing..

of course..they bite and latch on..till the command to out is given so, anyone who gets a k-9 off of them is probably going to be missing flesh...

bad guys do fight with them....but it usually only makes matters far worse for them...
and any k-9 officer worth their weight is going to give the dog a "freebie" after its said and done.

the power of a properly trained k-9 and how it attacks is simply awesome..90-120lbs of muscle, bone and teeth.

i love hearing the words..
police k-9, come out with your hands above your head or i'll send in the dog.
the dog will bite you if he comes in there..

of course..the dog was already sent in before those words were spoken...LoL.
Link Posted: 10/10/2004 8:57:02 AM EST
[Last Edit: 10/10/2004 8:31:37 PM EST by Leisure_Shoot]
I fought a White Shepherd and won. But it wasn't easy, and my fingers still have lots of scars to show for it. I basically grabbed his collar and started spinning in circles, swinging him around in the air, then into a tree, a clothes line pole, and eventually down onto a chain link fence. By hanging onto his collar, he wasn't really able to bite me as much. I was punching him in the snout, and in his mouth to choke him. He was going for my neck, when he started attacking. I honestly thought I was going to die.
Link Posted: 10/10/2004 8:59:57 AM EST

Originally Posted By Leisure_Shoot:
I honestly thought I was going to die.



Incredible motivator, isn't it?
Link Posted: 10/10/2004 9:54:04 AM EST
True story...

Our K-9 handler brought in a beligerent drunk one night for incarceration. Charges were assault, resisting arrest, public intoxication. disorderly conduct... ... well you get the picture. After much effort I was able, with the help of a couple of other officers, to get him secured into a receiving cell.

Once he was secured, the guys says "I could take that f*ck*ng dog, easy!" (They always get brave once they know there's a steel barrier to protect them.)

I looked straight at him and said "Well maybe so, but think about this: if you're wrong and don't take him, you will NEVER FUCK AGAIN!"

The perp looked at me kinda funny, got a concerned look on his face, hand checked his "package", laid down and passed out. Never heard another word out of him for the rest of the shift.

Link Posted: 10/10/2004 10:06:02 AM EST

Originally Posted By Happyshooter:
You may want to blur out the guy's face.

Why? Is it you?
Link Posted: 10/10/2004 10:06:56 AM EST
Please im me the link to the picture, I would like to see it.


This guy fights with my dog all the time, lucky for him he has a big fluffy padded suit.











Link Posted: 10/10/2004 10:07:04 AM EST
CHOPPER SICK BALLS!! That hurts just to look at it.
Link Posted: 10/10/2004 10:07:53 AM EST
Damn, are they training them (K-9) to go for the weinerschnitzel ?
Link Posted: 10/10/2004 10:12:29 AM EST
how much padding is in the junk area of that puffy suit?
Link Posted: 10/10/2004 10:15:05 AM EST
So, theoretically speaking, this guy could be one of the only SURVIVING candidates for The Darwin Awards?

I mean, he has removed himself from the gene pool (or at least the dog has removed his genes from the pool) and he still lived to tell about it!
Link Posted: 10/10/2004 10:41:56 AM EST
Sorry, I don't have a link. The photos were sent to me as an email attachment. I don't have the skills to blur the face, and felt it was better to pull the photo off.
Link Posted: 10/10/2004 10:47:30 AM EST

Originally Posted By Bobby_the_Hun:
Damn, are they training them (K-9) to go for the weinerschnitzel ?



I think it's an instinct. Even the wild dogs you get in cities will go for the unit if they can.
Link Posted: 10/10/2004 11:01:29 AM EST




Dumbass should have knew not to mess with a German Shepard
Link Posted: 10/10/2004 11:08:34 AM EST
The guy doesn't look too unhappy about having had his junk in a living meat grinder.....

I'd probably scream like a little girl if a dog got a hold of mine.
Link Posted: 10/10/2004 11:29:30 AM EST
Heh heh heh...sometimes they just gotta try.

Run Fast...Bite Hard!
Link Posted: 10/10/2004 12:27:12 PM EST
If you mess with a wolf... You get the fangs...

A 100lb+ dog is not something to laugh at...
Link Posted: 10/10/2004 12:30:04 PM EST

Originally Posted By lvgunner777:
Please im me the link to the picture, I would like to see it.


This guy fights with my dog all the time, lucky for him he has a big fluffy padded suit.



img.photobucket.com/albums/v368/lvjoe777/hansbite3.jpg

img.photobucket.com/albums/v368/lvjoe777/hansbite4.jpg



img.photobucket.com/albums/v368/lvjoe777/hansbite1.jpg




Great Rottie, BTW. I miss mine all the time.
Link Posted: 10/10/2004 12:45:09 PM EST
About 10-12 years ago, I worked for a small petfood company. Trust me, it was much worse than it sounds. Well, we are in Lubbock putting on a "pet fair." One of the guys giving a demonstration has a schutzhund. I volunteered to put on the padded suit and have the dog attack me.

Even though I was in a very thick (and extremely hot) burlap-covered, padded suit, I though I had my right cheek in a frigging vise and someone was trying to torque it tighter and tighter.

From that day forward, I have made it a point of not pissing ANY dog off. They are damn sure better at being dogs than I am at being tough.
Link Posted: 10/10/2004 12:48:44 PM EST

Originally Posted By gaspasser:
Sorry, I don't have a link. The photos were sent to me as an email attachment. I don't have the skills to blur the face, and felt it was better to pull the photo off.



Wow. Why doesn't this site just merge with smothering.com while we're at it.
Link Posted: 10/10/2004 2:32:56 PM EST
Note to self:

If I miss K-9, save 1 bullet for me.
Link Posted: 10/10/2004 2:59:47 PM EST
white german sheperds are considered retarded....in europe..
culled at birth.

just trying to keep it in perspective...LoL
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