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Posted: 5/9/2003 10:30:16 AM EDT
After reading Texas Red Necks post on getting to know each other better I was mulling it over, & the thought came to mind that a descriptive poll might shed some light on who we are in our own opinion. I know a poll will not be 100% accurate in defining you as a person, but please choose the type you are as closely, & honestly as possible.
Link Posted: 5/9/2003 10:35:50 AM EDT
[#1]
hedonist
Link Posted: 5/9/2003 10:39:36 AM EDT
[#2]
Lesbian.
Link Posted: 5/9/2003 10:41:31 AM EDT
[#3]
Link Posted: 5/9/2003 10:44:06 AM EDT
[#4]
Air breather!
Link Posted: 5/9/2003 10:45:35 AM EDT
[#5]
[%|]
Link Posted: 5/9/2003 10:50:07 AM EDT
[#6]

Quiet loner...





[size=1]in search of a church steeple[/size=1]
Link Posted: 5/9/2003 10:56:06 AM EDT
[#7]
My neighbors would say that I'm a quiet man that keeps to himself, never causes trouble and never bothers anyone. But now, come to think of it he always was a little strange....

But seriously, I'm number 4.

O.K., actually number 3. I'm serious this time.
Link Posted: 5/9/2003 11:00:13 AM EDT
[#8]
Actually, I'm hard to peg. I'm more a combo of all choices.

~ s0ulzer0
Link Posted: 5/9/2003 11:02:25 AM EDT
[#9]
"He's crazier than a shit-house rat, but funny as hell.  Also, don't piss him off."  - My buddy Ray, from work, introducing a me new employee.
Link Posted: 5/9/2003 11:04:10 AM EDT
[#10]
"What do you know about John David Stutz?"

"He was a nice boy. He carried my groceries and went to church every Sunday."  

"Would he have shot Buckwheat?"  

"Yes, most definitly!"



I don't fit any of the listed descriptions.

I'm quiet, intellegent and good-looking.  Opinionated, not very successful(laid off).   Been told I am arrogant and sometimes rude.  These are not intentional but I am usuallly thinking of something other than what I am engaged in at that moment which comes off that way to some who don't know me.  A.D.D.?


Link Posted: 5/9/2003 11:11:18 AM EDT
[#11]
I went with "Ugly,[s]smelly,[/s] not a people person,anti social, & happy. with me"

I'm actually very clean.  But I'm not attractive, absolutely not a people person, asocial rather than anti-social, and I like me.

Most other people just piss me off.
Link Posted: 5/9/2003 11:16:02 AM EDT
[#12]
(off topic maybe, but i like this, i have one hanging on my wall at work)

EMPLOYEE EVALUATION REPORT

NAME:                             DATE:

KNOWLEDGE:
__ the son of a bitch really knows his shit
__ knows just enough to be dangerous
__ doesnt know shit and is dangerous
__ fucking brain damaged - his coffee cup has a higher IQ

ACCURACY:
__ does excellent work if not preoccupied with pussy
__ pretty good, only occasionally blows it out his ass
__ has to take his shoes off to count higher than 10
__ couldnt count his balls and get the same number twice

ATTITUDE:
__ extremely cooperative, if you kiss his ass properly
__ brown noser in good standing
__ often pisses off co-workers, thinks he owns the place
__ doesnt give a shit, never did, never will

RELIABILITY:
__ really a dependable little cocksucker
__ works so hard he must take 2 extra days off each week
__ can rely on him to be the first one out the door
__ completely fucking worthles

APPEARANCE
__ extremely neat, even combs pubic hair
__ looks great even on his off days
__ flies leave fresh dog shit to follow him around
__ dirty, filthy, smelly son of a bitch

PERFORMANCE
__ goes like a son of a bitch if there is money in it for him
__ does all kinds of good shit at evaluation time
__ works well after an enema
__ couldnt do less if he were in a coma

LEADERSHIP:
__ carries a chainsaw and gets good results
__ macho attitude, commands total disgust
__ couldnt lead flies to shit
__ mother theresa told him to go get fucked

I understand that i have been counciled and understand my rights under the PRIVACY ACT of 1974.  Further, i acknowledge that I am as fucked up as a football bat and I will make some attempt to correct my deficiencies.

signed...........
Link Posted: 5/9/2003 11:21:31 AM EDT
[#13]

It depends on how much I've had to drink...[:D][;)]
Link Posted: 5/9/2003 11:23:08 AM EDT
[#14]
Quoted:
(off topic maybe, but i like this, i have one hanging on my wall at work)

EMPLOYEE EVALUATION REPORT
View Quote


[LOL]
Link Posted: 5/9/2003 11:24:04 AM EDT
[#15]
[lolabove][lolabove][lolabove][lolabove][lolabove][lolabove][lolabove][lolabove][lolabove][lolabove][lolabove][lolabove]

Now that's funny Texas Red Neck!
Link Posted: 5/9/2003 11:43:06 AM EDT
[#16]
ok then, one more, this is the other one on the wall of my office.........

::::::::: OFFICIAL NOTICE :::::::::::

The Occupational Safety and Health Administration (OSHA) has determined that the maximum safe load on my ass is one (1) person at a time -- unless handrails are installed.

As you are the sixth in line to ride my ass about something today, please take a number and wait your turn.

Thank You.
Link Posted: 5/9/2003 3:07:37 PM EDT
[#17]
btt so that more people can more accurately evaluate their fellow employees
Link Posted: 5/9/2003 6:20:16 PM EDT
[#18]
[+]:D]
Rageaholic
Link Posted: 5/9/2003 6:33:15 PM EDT
[#19]
Quiet loner type.
3&4, but at least clean.

Sometimes daring when I'm fully awake. Spend the rest of my time figuring how to get my butt out of all those things I couldn't say no to.
Link Posted: 5/10/2003 8:22:44 AM EDT
[#20]
I picked the 3rd choice because it was MOST accurate...except for the quiet part.
Link Posted: 5/10/2003 9:12:28 AM EDT
[#21]
I picked 3 also, & it's close except the quite part. I like to rib my family members a little when they take non defendable opinions on issues.
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