My kids WILL experience lawsuits and arrests, probably by age 6. Why? I'm guessing a fight or something that is "kid like." Remember the law suit against the kindergartener for kissing the other kiddygardener?
How about telling the smelly kid to take a bath? I think by the time my kids are born, smelly kids will be a protected minority.
Cowboys and indians? Yeah, and toy guns will be banned, so how will they do this?
Kids will also have v-chips installed in their heads which will make all guns look like flowers, and they will all shoot water.
Then there's when I started a fire with some buddies and it kinda smoked towards the junior high, instead of getting arrested, the cops asked us to put it out and do something else.
Then there's the implants in kids hands to prevent them from making a gun with their finger and thumb and imposing their violence on others.
Then there's how kids will all be pussies, since their parents need to impart "sensitivities" on them for fags, minorities and other groups, which when I was a kid, I was allowed to make my own mind up. (Parent's never said anything about race/ethnicity/religion.)
Then theres how kids will grow up suing eachother in school courts, since lawsuits will be so common by that time, that waking up won't be to coffee and orange juice, but subpeonas and depositions.
Then there's the fact that my kids won't be safe playing in the neighborhood since there really isn't a protective barrier in any neighborhood I've been in. Kids are even vulnerable where they sleep.
Kids won't be legally allowed to shoot any sort of guns till a certain age, since the government in its infinite wisdom, knows that dad doesn't know shit about firearms safety and little Johnny will probably only start a rampage against his classmates anyway. (because they aren't allowed to fight out their aggression, it gets to a boiling point where they feel the need to kill.)
My kid won't be allowed to be a kid.