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4/10/2008 8:56:10 AM EDT
Let's say you were running on the ground with a parachute attached to your back. Your running velocity is exactly the same as the tail wind velocity. Would your parachute still open up? If not, what would happen?

This came up at a bar. I have no idea where it came from but needless to say it was a heated debate.
4/10/2008 8:57:10 AM EDT
[#1]
No, it won't open up. If you think otherwise, you're responsible for the airplane and treadmill thread going 80 pages.
4/10/2008 8:58:36 AM EDT
[#2]

Quoted:
No, it won't open up. If you think otherwise, you're responsible for the airplane and treadmill thread going 80 pages.



And so it begins
4/10/2008 8:58:45 AM EDT
[#3]
Due to random turbulence, it would assume the shape of a kitten.
4/10/2008 9:00:26 AM EDT
[#4]
The chute will fall down to your ankles.  Your legs will get tangled up in the cords and fabric, then you will trip and fall and suffer serious head injuries.
4/10/2008 9:00:46 AM EDT
[#5]

Quoted:
And so it begins


Dang, you're fast!
4/10/2008 9:03:08 AM EDT
[#6]

Quoted:
No, it won't open up. If you think otherwise, you're responsible for the airplane and treadmill thread going 80 pages.


I guess I missed that one...
4/10/2008 9:05:55 AM EDT
[#7]

Quoted:

Quoted:
No, it won't open up. If you think otherwise, you're responsible for the airplane and treadmill thread going 80 pages.


I guess I missed that one...


You didn't miss anything special....
4/10/2008 9:06:19 AM EDT
[#8]
In on page 1!
4/10/2008 9:06:26 AM EDT
[#9]

Quoted:
Let's say you were running on the ground with a parachute attached to your back. Your running velocity is exactly the same as the tail wind velocity. Would your parachute still open up? If not, what would happen?

This came up at a bar. I have no idea where it came from but needless to say it was a heated debate.


With ZERO airspeed, the parachute would drag behind the runner, getting dirty but doing nothing.
4/10/2008 9:09:56 AM EDT
[#10]
Can we add a treadmill into this equation
4/10/2008 9:15:30 AM EDT
[#11]
The parachute may not open but it will still act as a drag on the runner, forcing him to expend more energy than usual.

This is due to friction with the ground, though, and not the air.
4/10/2008 9:16:14 AM EDT
[#12]

Quoted:
The chute will fall down to your ankles.  Your legs will get tangled up in the cords and fabric, then you will trip and fall and suffer serious head injuries.


... then the chute will open due to the tailwind and drag your stupid ass along the ground while others point and laugh at you.
4/10/2008 9:19:00 AM EDT
[#13]
The parachute will become enraged at the sheer indignity of this.

Here it was, designed by the greatest minds of western science, created to save the lives of heroic men in combat... and some idiot wants to go running around on the ground like a retard with it strapped on his back.

The parachute will not bear this insult.

It will unfold itself in all of its glory, strangle the fool and then mummify him within its silky shroud.

The End.
4/10/2008 9:19:59 AM EDT
[#14]
The wake turbulance of your legs pumping furiously* would cause the chute to deploy, albeit in a flaccid manner, unless you are wearing your trousers 'gangsta-style' in which case even a light breeze would be orders of magnitude faster than you could run.
*this is the first time the phrase 'pumping furiously' has been used in a non-porn application
4/10/2008 9:25:03 AM EDT
[#15]

Quoted:

Quoted:
The chute will fall down to your ankles.  Your legs will get tangled up in the cords and fabric, then you will trip and fall and suffer serious head injuries.


... then the chute will open due to the tailwind and drag your stupid ass along the ground while others point and laugh at you.


4/10/2008 9:25:40 AM EDT
[#16]
Airfoil type, or army static-line type? It might make a little difference.

The wind can't blow through the parachute. So the wake of turbulence behind you should be enough to start opening it.

<<<<<wind___Me________Parachute_________ <<<wind

There is going to be some dead area between you and the parachute where air will fill.
4/10/2008 9:27:15 AM EDT
[#17]
4/10/2008 9:32:09 AM EDT
[#18]

Quoted:

Quoted:
No, it won't open up. If you think otherwise, you're responsible for the airplane and treadmill thread going 80 pages.


I guess I missed that one...


Yeah, I think it was decided that the plane wouldn't fly...
4/10/2008 9:32:37 AM EDT
[#19]
Would this still hold true if it was one of those tiny pilot chutes attached to an oompa loompa?
4/10/2008 9:33:35 AM EDT
[#20]

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:
No, it won't open up. If you think otherwise, you're responsible for the airplane and treadmill thread going 80 pages.


I guess I missed that one...


Yeah, I think it was decided that the plane wouldn't fly...


If you came to that conclusion, you didn't grasp any of the concepts.

Regardless of the decision, the reality was that the plane would fly.
4/10/2008 9:33:54 AM EDT
[#21]
Eppur Si Muove!
4/10/2008 9:37:35 AM EDT
[#22]
YES- PAGE ONE
4/10/2008 9:38:47 AM EDT
[#23]
It would fall down, and then get caught on something on the ground and would end up getting pulled out, but would not open or inflate.

Assuming there's no treadmill of course.
4/10/2008 11:47:46 AM EDT
[#24]

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:
No, it won't open up. If you think otherwise, you're responsible for the airplane and treadmill thread going 80 pages.


I guess I missed that one...


Yeah, I think it was decided that the plane wouldn't fly...


If you came to that conclusion, you didn't grasp any of the concepts.

Regardless of the decision, the reality was that the plane would fly.


He'd better be yanking your chain.  It's starting to look like I'll have to make a trip to another building to realign fuzzy thinking and show him how to click on a smiley.

AeroE --><--skin290
4/10/2008 12:21:46 PM EDT
[#25]

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:
No, it won't open up. If you think otherwise, you're responsible for the airplane and treadmill thread going 80 pages.


I guess I missed that one...


Yeah, I think it was decided that the plane wouldn't fly...


If you came to that conclusion, you didn't grasp any of the concepts.

Regardless of the decision, the reality was that the plane would fly.


He'd better be yanking your chain.  It's starting to look like I'll have to make a trip to another building to realign fuzzy thinking and show him how to click on a smiley.

AeroE --><--skin290


I was going for the more elusive breed by not putting the smiley on there...

4/10/2008 12:25:19 PM EDT
[#26]

In on page 2!
4/10/2008 12:31:57 PM EDT
[#27]
You all suck
4/10/2008 12:35:54 PM EDT
[#28]
I am not going to post in here because I dont want this in my active topics for 80 pages.........



Son Of A!!!!!
4/10/2008 12:41:20 PM EDT
[#29]

Quoted:
Let's say you were running on the ground with a parachute attached to your back. Your running velocity is exactly the same as the tail wind velocity. Would your parachute still open up? If not, what would happen?

This came up at a bar. I have no idea where it came from but needless to say it was a heated debate.


The airspeed of the chute would be 0, so it would be practically unaffected aerodynamically.  This is hard to visualize because it would be extremely unlikely for the wind speed and wind direction to exactly match your running speed and direction as well as remain constant.  

Furthermore, the chute would be attached to your back and dragging on the ground below, thus causing it to have an upward angle of attack which is unlikely to be the same direction as the wind.
4/10/2008 12:43:55 PM EDT
[#30]
Your parachute would not open up because you didn't pull the ripcord.  You'd just run around in the wind like an idiot with a parachute strapped to your back.

Duh.

ETA: I'm a programmer.  Details matter.
4/10/2008 12:44:13 PM EDT
[#31]

Quoted:
The parachute will become enraged at the sheer indignity of this.

Here it was, designed by the greatest minds of western science, created to save the lives of heroic men in combat... and some idiot wants to go running around on the ground like a retard with it strapped on his back.

The parachute will not bear this insult.

It will unfold itself in all of its glory, strangle the fool and then mummify him within its silky shroud.

The End.


I appluad your creativity on that one.
4/10/2008 12:48:18 PM EDT
[#32]

Quoted:

Quoted:
And so it begins


Dang, you're fast!


That's what she said.
4/10/2008 2:27:39 PM EDT
[#33]

Quoted:
I am not going to post in here because I don't want this in my active topics for 80 pages.........
Son Of A!!!!!


You can delete them now, don't you know.