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Posted: 12/20/2005 5:54:22 AM EDT
Link Posted: 12/20/2005 5:56:31 AM EDT
[#1]

Makes a nice companion to the "Racking Shotgun" recording.
Link Posted: 12/20/2005 5:57:03 AM EDT
[#2]
...Neat!
Link Posted: 12/20/2005 5:59:20 AM EDT
[#3]
I like it, nothing says get out, like blunt weapon injuries.
Link Posted: 12/20/2005 6:00:18 AM EDT
[#4]
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA ,yeah, I guess if your being attacked by gladiaters!
Link Posted: 12/20/2005 6:00:29 AM EDT
[#5]

Quoted:
us.gizmodo.com/gadgets/tabledefense.jpg

us.gizmodo.com/gadgets/gadgets/en-garde-the-safe-bedside-table-143909.php


Uh, hope it's bullet proof.

TXL



It is if you bake it into a loaf of bread. Conceals it well that way too...
Link Posted: 12/20/2005 6:01:07 AM EDT
[#6]
All you need is a little more pursuasion on the end of that club, and some armor plating on the back of the shield, and you would be all set.

I will still opt for a firearm, but that table gets some serious style points.
Link Posted: 12/20/2005 6:01:13 AM EDT
[#7]
I guess you could pick up the base as a last ditch weapon and throw it like Arnold did in "Commando" with the saw blade.
Link Posted: 12/20/2005 6:01:17 AM EDT
[#8]
add a fantasy knife and your all set!
Link Posted: 12/20/2005 6:03:18 AM EDT
[#9]

Quoted:
add a fantasy knife and your all set!


Yeah!
Link Posted: 12/20/2005 6:04:29 AM EDT
[#10]
DUPE
Link Posted: 12/20/2005 6:04:45 AM EDT
[#11]
I checked the site but they didn't list a price. Not a bad idea if you're only worry was a knife attack.

I used to keep an aluminum t-ball bat in the closet next to the door.  It was too light so I filled it with water.  It's compact, unbreakable and could really ruin your day.
Link Posted: 12/20/2005 6:04:59 AM EDT
[#12]

Quoted:

DUPE





Yep
Link Posted: 12/20/2005 6:29:19 AM EDT
[#13]
That is just phucking stupid!
Link Posted: 12/20/2005 6:52:01 AM EDT
[#14]


That is the funniest thing I've seen in a long time!!
Link Posted: 12/20/2005 7:04:55 AM EDT
[#15]
I bet some liberal made that silly thing. Looks like two drawer pulls on the underside of the "shield" which look like they would break off rather easily, especially if that is particleboard and laminate like I think it is.
Link Posted: 12/20/2005 7:09:20 AM EDT
[#16]
TRANSFORMERS! MORE THAN MEETS THE EYE! TRANSFORMERS! TABLETOPS IN DISGUISE!
Link Posted: 12/20/2005 7:15:48 AM EDT
[#17]
Link Posted: 12/20/2005 7:16:23 AM EDT
[#18]
This is sooooo last week
Link Posted: 12/20/2005 7:16:35 AM EDT
[#19]
I would opt for the Captain America uniform as well.

Link Posted: 12/20/2005 7:19:53 AM EDT
[#20]
Id get one if the whole thing was made out of titanium or steel or hell even aluminum...
Link Posted: 12/20/2005 8:31:05 AM EDT
[#21]
dupe
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