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Posted: 12/20/2005 4:54:22 AM EST
[Last Edit: 12/20/2005 4:55:04 AM EST by TxLewis]
Link Posted: 12/20/2005 4:56:31 AM EST

Makes a nice companion to the "Racking Shotgun" recording.
Link Posted: 12/20/2005 4:57:03 AM EST
...Neat!
Link Posted: 12/20/2005 4:59:20 AM EST
I like it, nothing says get out, like blunt weapon injuries.
Link Posted: 12/20/2005 5:00:18 AM EST
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA ,yeah, I guess if your being attacked by gladiaters!
Link Posted: 12/20/2005 5:00:29 AM EST

Originally Posted By TxLewis:
us.gizmodo.com/gadgets/tabledefense.jpg

us.gizmodo.com/gadgets/gadgets/en-garde-the-safe-bedside-table-143909.php


Uh, hope it's bullet proof.

TXL



It is if you bake it into a loaf of bread. Conceals it well that way too...
Link Posted: 12/20/2005 5:01:07 AM EST
All you need is a little more pursuasion on the end of that club, and some armor plating on the back of the shield, and you would be all set.

I will still opt for a firearm, but that table gets some serious style points.
Link Posted: 12/20/2005 5:01:13 AM EST
I guess you could pick up the base as a last ditch weapon and throw it like Arnold did in "Commando" with the saw blade.
Link Posted: 12/20/2005 5:01:17 AM EST
add a fantasy knife and your all set!
Link Posted: 12/20/2005 5:03:18 AM EST

Originally Posted By Makarov:
add a fantasy knife and your all set!


Yeah!
Link Posted: 12/20/2005 5:04:29 AM EST
DUPE
Link Posted: 12/20/2005 5:04:45 AM EST
I checked the site but they didn't list a price. Not a bad idea if you're only worry was a knife attack.

I used to keep an aluminum t-ball bat in the closet next to the door. It was too light so I filled it with water. It's compact, unbreakable and could really ruin your day.
Link Posted: 12/20/2005 5:04:59 AM EST

Originally Posted By BURN:

DUPE





Yep
Link Posted: 12/20/2005 5:29:19 AM EST
That is just phucking stupid!
Link Posted: 12/20/2005 5:52:01 AM EST


That is the funniest thing I've seen in a long time!!
Link Posted: 12/20/2005 6:04:55 AM EST
I bet some liberal made that silly thing. Looks like two drawer pulls on the underside of the "shield" which look like they would break off rather easily, especially if that is particleboard and laminate like I think it is.
Link Posted: 12/20/2005 6:09:20 AM EST
TRANSFORMERS! MORE THAN MEETS THE EYE! TRANSFORMERS! TABLETOPS IN DISGUISE!
Link Posted: 12/20/2005 6:15:48 AM EST
Link Posted: 12/20/2005 6:16:23 AM EST
This is sooooo last week
Link Posted: 12/20/2005 6:16:35 AM EST
I would opt for the Captain America uniform as well.

Link Posted: 12/20/2005 6:19:53 AM EST
Id get one if the whole thing was made out of titanium or steel or hell even aluminum...
Link Posted: 12/20/2005 7:31:05 AM EST
[Last Edit: 12/20/2005 7:31:05 AM EST by tc6969]
dupe
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