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Posted: 2/26/2007 11:36:43 AM EST
Has anyone else noticed that, despite the 3-3.5 ft distance between nose and ass, when you fart the stench can close that distance at speeds rivaling the speed of sound?
Link Posted: 2/26/2007 11:37:54 AM EST
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fart.
Link Posted: 2/26/2007 11:39:03 AM EST
Yeah, 'tis true.

Have you also noticed that sometimes you can fart in another room and someone who walks in 15 minutes later is like "WTF is that smell?!?!?!"

Faster than sound, delayed activation, if we could make it lethal, farts would be the ultimate weapon.
Link Posted: 2/26/2007 11:39:52 AM EST
Interesting observation.

What I don't understand is how a tiny fart can stink up an entire room. One would think that the volume of gas necessary to accomplish such a feat would be much larger than what is produced from an SBD.

Link Posted: 2/26/2007 11:42:02 AM EST
Link Posted: 2/26/2007 11:44:27 AM EST

Originally Posted By Cypher214:
Interesting observation.

What I don't understand is how a tiny fart can stink up an entire room. One would think that the volume of gas necessary to accomplish such a feat would be much larger than what is produced from an SBD.




I think it has more to do with concentration and sheer number of stink molecules released than volume of gas...
Link Posted: 2/26/2007 11:44:51 AM EST
I'm keepin an eye on this thread...
Link Posted: 2/26/2007 11:46:32 AM EST

Originally Posted By the_ak_kid:
I'm keepin an eye on this thread...



+1
Link Posted: 2/26/2007 11:48:45 AM EST
Link Posted: 2/26/2007 11:49:07 AM EST

Originally Posted By the_ak_kid:
I'm keepin an eye on this thread...


A brown one?
Link Posted: 2/26/2007 11:50:04 AM EST

Originally Posted By Wombat_SCSO:

Originally Posted By the_ak_kid:
I'm keepin an eye on this thread...


A brown one?


Link Posted: 2/26/2007 11:50:39 AM EST

Originally Posted By cyoung:
Yeah, 'tis true.

Have you also noticed that sometimes you can fart in another room and someone who walks in 15 minutes later is like "WTF is that smell?!?!?!"

Faster than sound, delayed activation, if we could make it lethal, farts would be the ultimate weapon.


I've made a few that were lethal.
Link Posted: 2/26/2007 11:51:22 AM EST
All I know is I had tacos at home last night. I put a lot of strong onions on them now I have onion farts. They are bad... Onion with a strong dose of sulfer. I can't stand my office because it will not disapate.
Link Posted: 2/26/2007 11:51:33 AM EST
[Last Edit: 2/26/2007 11:51:48 AM EST by Polupharmakos]
While speed of smell is an interesting parameter, the true test of flatulence potency is the capacity to stimulate olfaction while outdoors.
Link Posted: 2/26/2007 11:51:47 AM EST

Originally Posted By nacrotek:
Has anyone else noticed that, despite the 3-3.5 ft distance between nose and ass, when you fart the stench can close that distance at speeds rivaling the speed of sound?


Stench????

You mean you don't like your own brand??? Damn, I love the smell of my farts. I normally stick my nose right up to my crotch (well, as close as my fat ass can get anyway) before I let lose. Sometimes I waft.
Link Posted: 2/26/2007 11:52:34 AM EST
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Link Posted: 2/26/2007 11:54:13 AM EST

Originally Posted By Redmanfms:

Originally Posted By nacrotek:
Has anyone else noticed that, despite the 3-3.5 ft distance between nose and ass, when you fart the stench can close that distance at speeds rivaling the speed of sound?


Stench????

You mean you don't like your own brand??? Damn, I love the smell of my farts. I normally stick my nose right up to my crotch (well, as close as my fat ass can get anyway) before I let lose. Sometimes I waft.


Link Posted: 2/26/2007 11:56:47 AM EST
[Last Edit: 2/26/2007 11:57:35 AM EST by Cypher214]

Originally Posted By Polupharmakos:
While speed of smell is an interesting parameter, the true test of flatulence potency is the capacity to stimulate olfaction while outdoors.


You want to hear something impressive?

When I was little, I would ride on the back of my dad's motorcycle.

I remember several occasions where we would be riding down the highway at 80mph, my dad would let one go, and I would smell it.

A fart in 80mph winds and it is STILL bad enough to gag the person right next to you... now that is potency.
Link Posted: 2/26/2007 11:58:18 AM EST
[Last Edit: 2/26/2007 11:58:18 AM EST by TC6969]
Bodily function threads are Edwards pet peeve
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