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Posted: 4/8/2006 10:47:45 AM EDT
poll incoming!
Link Posted: 4/8/2006 10:49:39 AM EDT
his 12" rubber dildo
Link Posted: 4/8/2006 10:51:14 AM EDT
who?
Link Posted: 4/8/2006 10:51:17 AM EDT
Crikey! So much 'atred here!
Link Posted: 4/8/2006 10:51:21 AM EDT

Originally Posted By TheRedHorseman:
his 12" rubber dildo



or a mag lite.

Why are we beating him anyway?
Link Posted: 4/8/2006 10:51:51 AM EDT

Originally Posted By SirDrinksAlot:
who?



+1.

Link Posted: 4/8/2006 10:52:02 AM EDT

Originally Posted By SirDrinksAlot:
who?



This guy:

http://www.outbacksteakhouse.com/whatsnew/commercials.asp
Link Posted: 4/8/2006 10:53:00 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Ranger_SXT:

Originally Posted By TheRedHorseman:
his 12" rubber dildo



or a mag lite.

Why are we beating him anyway?



See this link:

http://www.outbacksteakhouse.com/whatsnew/commercials.asp

Watch all 8 commercials a few times. Then let me know what implement of blunt force you'd use.
Link Posted: 4/8/2006 10:53:04 AM EDT
How about a cat-o-nine tails?
I once tried beating him with a cat-o-eight tails, but it wasn't the same.
Link Posted: 4/8/2006 10:53:07 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Ranger_SXT:

Originally Posted By TheRedHorseman:
his 12" rubber dildo



or a mag lite.

Why are we beating him anyway?



because he's fucking annoying
Link Posted: 4/8/2006 10:54:21 AM EDT

Originally Posted By TheRedHorseman:

Originally Posted By Ranger_SXT:

Originally Posted By TheRedHorseman:
his 12" rubber dildo



or a mag lite.

Why are we beating him anyway?



because he's fucking annoying



Cool. I'm always down for a good beating, I'd just like to know why.
Link Posted: 4/8/2006 10:55:29 AM EDT
Oh, HIM!

Could we just shoot him?
Link Posted: 4/8/2006 10:56:37 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Zaphod:
Oh, HIM!

Could we just shoot him?



sure, after I get done with the belt sander, lemons, rock salt, and blowtorch
Link Posted: 4/8/2006 10:57:23 AM EDT

Originally Posted By TheRedHorseman:

Originally Posted By Zaphod:
Oh, HIM!

Could we just shoot him?



sure, after I get done with the belt sander, lemons, rock salt, and blowtorch



You forgot the pliers.

They always forget the pliers.
Link Posted: 4/8/2006 10:58:53 AM EDT
Link Posted: 4/8/2006 10:59:48 AM EDT

Originally Posted By madman_kirk:
You forgot "All of the above" in the poll, which is my vote. mmk



If five option polls worked, that would have been option #5
Link Posted: 4/8/2006 11:06:10 AM EDT
Crowbar... minimum.
Link Posted: 4/8/2006 11:06:19 AM EDT
Crow bars give a nice thud when they hit something meaty.
Link Posted: 4/8/2006 11:07:51 AM EDT

Originally Posted By bastiat:

Originally Posted By TheRedHorseman:

Originally Posted By Zaphod:
Oh, HIM!

Could we just shoot him?



sure, after I get done with the belt sander, lemons, rock salt, and blowtorch



You forgot the pliers.

They always forget the pliers.



who needs pliers when you have a belt sander, seriously
Link Posted: 4/8/2006 11:11:21 AM EDT
apparently the ads worked....
Link Posted: 4/8/2006 11:12:47 AM EDT
A frying pan.

We're going to Outback tonight...
Link Posted: 4/8/2006 11:13:11 AM EDT

Originally Posted By NoVaGator:
apparently the ads worked....



how? I'm not eating there
Link Posted: 4/8/2006 11:16:54 AM EDT
How is boomerang not an option.
Link Posted: 4/8/2006 11:17:25 AM EDT

Originally Posted By TheRedHorseman:

Originally Posted By NoVaGator:
apparently the ads worked....



how? I'm not eating there



were you eating there before the ads?
Link Posted: 4/8/2006 11:18:58 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Zaphod:
Oh, HIM!

Could we just shoot him?


Yes, with a .22
We are going to see if he can ctch it in the palm of his hand.
After taht we are gonna do some ballistics tests and end the 9mm vs .45 discussion for ever.
Link Posted: 4/8/2006 11:20:07 AM EDT

Originally Posted By NoVaGator:

Originally Posted By TheRedHorseman:

Originally Posted By NoVaGator:
apparently the ads worked....



how? I'm not eating there



were you eating there before the ads?



yes, not now though. I stopped going to places that have deliberately annoying commercials
Link Posted: 4/8/2006 11:20:08 AM EDT



Down under they call that "Lame in the chippy"...
Link Posted: 4/8/2006 11:26:31 AM EDT
I love Outback. I don't have a clue who y'all are talking about, but IMHO Outback is the best place to go for a steak if you want a meal in the $25 range.
Link Posted: 4/8/2006 11:28:43 AM EDT
I love going to Outback for their Aussie Cheese Fries and a Monster Burger, but the commericals are goddamn annoying.
Link Posted: 4/8/2006 11:30:29 AM EDT
Fake Austrailian: Can I have birthday candles on me steak?
Waitress: Is it your birthday?
Fake Austrailian: No....

Link Posted: 4/8/2006 12:26:02 PM EDT
I would use either the baseball bat or the crow bar. I like the classics.
Link Posted: 4/8/2006 1:25:19 PM EDT
...I thought I was the only one!
Link Posted: 4/8/2006 1:28:28 PM EDT
WWGFD

(Gordon Freeman)
Link Posted: 4/8/2006 1:30:41 PM EDT

Originally Posted By TheRedHorseman:

Originally Posted By Zaphod:
Oh, HIM!

Could we just shoot him?



sure, after I get done with the belt sander, lemons, rock salt, and blowtorch



Crikey!!
Link Posted: 4/8/2006 2:31:17 PM EDT
All of the Above, Repeat as Necessary
Link Posted: 4/8/2006 4:16:52 PM EDT
I fucking hate that dude ! What an assbag
Link Posted: 4/8/2006 4:17:41 PM EDT
you forgot my favorite blugeon tool: wooden buttstock
Link Posted: 4/8/2006 4:26:56 PM EDT
Somebody already used an Ugly Stick on him.
Link Posted: 4/8/2006 4:41:17 PM EDT
frying pan, for the satisfying TONNNGGGG!!!
Link Posted: 4/8/2006 4:53:17 PM EDT
I think Noname has the right idea!!!!!!!!!
Link Posted: 4/8/2006 5:09:08 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 4/8/2006 5:09:55 PM EDT by Sturmwehr]
What kind of pussy uses a rolling pin or a frying pan to hit someone with? Seriously, this isn't fucking "Iron Chef: Duel to Death" or something.
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