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I know this was posted in jest, but since the door is open....
I have a question for all you evolution folks out there.
How come we have found plenty of dinosaurs but no actual monkey men?
Science says they came after the dinos.
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This is pretty easy, see early man was not quite as abundant as the dinos.
You see dinosaurs were here for at least 150 MILLION years before "monkey men" ever showed up.
As a result of being around for well over 150 MILLION years there is quite a fossil record. But I imagine that "found" fossil record probably accounts for less than 1% of all species to ever exist.
In comparrison man has NOT even been around for 5 million years. So there is a "slightly" smaller fossil record left behind. Of that small record only a few have been discovered. The oldest species sometimes only have a single partial fossil record.
Also keep in mind, in the early stages we didn't exactly dominate the planet in the way we do today. We were just another minor player in limited numbers. Remains weren't carefully preserved like the Egyptians did much later. Pretty much, whatever killed us, ate us and crapped us out later. Not a lot of remains.
150 MILLION years from now, if there is anyone still here, I doubt they will have recovered more than 1% of us.