Friends don't let friends
take home ugly men
Starboard, Dewey Beach, DE
Beauty is only a light switch away.
-Perkins Library, Duke University, Durham, N C
If life is a waste of time,
and time is a waste of life,
then let's all get wasted together
and have the time of our lives.
-Armand's Pizza, Washington, D C
Remember, it's not,
"How high are you?"
it's "Hi, how are you?"
-Rest stop off Route 81, West Virginia
No matter how good she looks,
some other guy is sick and tired
of putting up with her shit.
Linda's Bar and Grill, Chapel Hill, N C
It's hard to make a comeback
when you haven't been anywhere.
Written in the dust on the back of a bus,
Make love, not war.
-Hell, do both
The Filling Station, Bozeman, M T
If voting could really change things,
it would be illegal.
New York, New York.
If pro is opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Congress!
-Men's restroom House of Representatives,
Five beers or less
-Sign over one of the urinals
Ed Debevic's, Phoenix, AZ
You're too good for him.
-Sign over mirror in Women's restroom
Ed Debevic's, Beverly Hills, C A.
No wonder you always go home alone.
Sign over mirror in Men's restroom,
-Ed Debevic's, Beverly Hills, C A
A Woman's Rule of Thumb:
If it has tires or testicles,
you're going to have trouble with it.
Dick's Last Resort