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Posted: 10/1/2011 11:53:14 PM EDT
I ran out of beer because I only got a 6 pack and my wife drank 2 before going to sleep........


I hit up my neighbor to give me a ride to walmart to get some more beer.


in the beer isle two ladies are there.

One says "OMG don't shoot me"

I say " I wont"

the other lady says "is that loaded? that's hot. "
The other sys "can I touch it?"

I say "no you cant touch it"

They both start pleading to touch it.

me: "Have a nice night ladies"

In your stay they call the cops on you for OC
In my state they want to stroke your barrel.
Link Posted: 10/1/2011 11:55:27 PM EDT
I'm doing what I can to get to Phoenix before the snow hits.
Link Posted: 10/1/2011 11:57:38 PM EDT
Originally Posted By victorgonzales:
In your stay they call the cops on you for OC
In my state they want to stroke your barrel. steal your gun and rob the liquor store.
Link Posted: 10/1/2011 11:59:58 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 10/2/2011 12:00:24 AM EDT by Forgetfull]
Originally Posted By P95Shooter:
I'm doing what I can to get to Phoenix before the snow hits.

Snow bird.



Link Posted: 10/2/2011 12:00:13 AM EDT
I've never had the cops called on me in Pennsylvania for open carrying.
Link Posted: 10/2/2011 12:01:12 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Snips:
Originally Posted By victorgonzales:
In your stay they call the cops on you for OC
In my state they want to stroke your barrel. steal your gun and rob the liquor store.


Link Posted: 10/2/2011 12:01:30 AM EDT

Originally Posted By victorgonzales:

In your stay they call the cops on you for OC
In my state they want to stroke your barrel.

Oh yeah?
Link Posted: 10/2/2011 12:02:08 AM EDT
Originally Posted By victorgonzales:
I ran out of beer because I only got a 6 pack and my wife drank 2 before going to sleep........


I hit up my neighbor to give me a ride to walmart to get some more beer.


in the beer isle two ladies are there.

One says "OMG don't shoot me"

I say " I wont"

the other lady says "is that loaded? that's hot. "
The other sys "can I touch it?"

I say "no you cant touch it"

They both start pleading to touch it.

me: "Have a nice night ladies"

In your stay they call the cops on you for OC
In my state they want to stroke your barrel.


Whelp, ya know dude, when you say "ladies" I'm thinkin' "OLD ladies". Howzabout saying "hotties" or something? That would give this story sooooo much more context.
Link Posted: 10/2/2011 12:04:03 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 10/2/2011 12:04:53 AM EDT by victorgonzales]

Originally Posted By DaGrandPoobah:
Originally Posted By victorgonzales:
I ran out of beer because I only got a 6 pack and my wife drank 2 before going to sleep........


I hit up my neighbor to give me a ride to walmart to get some more beer.


in the beer isle two ladies are there.

One says "OMG don't shoot me"

I say " I wont"

the other lady says "is that loaded? that's hot. "
The other sys "can I touch it?"

I say "no you cant touch it"

They both start pleading to touch it.

me: "Have a nice night ladies"

In your stay they call the cops on you for OC
In my state they want to stroke your barrel.


Whelp, ya know dude, when you say "ladies" I'm thinkin' "OLD ladies". Howzabout saying "hotties" or something? That would give this story sooooo much more context.

well for your mental faping picture they were good looking but had ten years on me. I would hit it if single. They were probably about 35-40 which is why I called them ladies. Im only 28
Link Posted: 10/2/2011 12:04:47 AM EDT
Originally Posted By victorgonzales:

Originally Posted By DaGrandPoobah:
Originally Posted By victorgonzales:
I ran out of beer because I only got a 6 pack and my wife drank 2 before going to sleep........


I hit up my neighbor to give me a ride to walmart to get some more beer.


in the beer isle two ladies are there.

One says "OMG don't shoot me"

I say " I wont"

the other lady says "is that loaded? that's hot. "
The other sys "can I touch it?"

I say "no you cant touch it"

They both start pleading to touch it.

me: "Have a nice night ladies"

In your stay they call the cops on you for OC
In my state they want to stroke your barrel.


Whelp, ya know dude, when you say "ladies" I'm thinkin' "OLD ladies". Howzabout saying "hotties" or something? That would give this story sooooo much more context.

well for your mental faping picture they were good looking but had ten years on me. I would hit it if single. They were probably about 35-40


I have no idea how old you actually are, but now I'm picturing you as a 55 year old guy.
Link Posted: 10/2/2011 12:05:09 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Forgetfull:
Originally Posted By P95Shooter:
I'm doing what I can to get to Phoenix before the snow hits.

Snow bird.




I want to move out there and never move back. Fuck Illinois.

Link Posted: 10/2/2011 12:06:28 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Snips:
Originally Posted By victorgonzales:

Originally Posted By DaGrandPoobah:
Originally Posted By victorgonzales:
I ran out of beer because I only got a 6 pack and my wife drank 2 before going to sleep........


I hit up my neighbor to give me a ride to walmart to get some more beer.


in the beer isle two ladies are there.

One says "OMG don't shoot me"

I say " I wont"

the other lady says "is that loaded? that's hot. "
The other sys "can I touch it?"

I say "no you cant touch it"

They both start pleading to touch it.

me: "Have a nice night ladies"

In your stay they call the cops on you for OC
In my state they want to stroke your barrel.


Whelp, ya know dude, when you say "ladies" I'm thinkin' "OLD ladies". Howzabout saying "hotties" or something? That would give this story sooooo much more context.

well for your mental faping picture they were good looking but had ten years on me. I would hit it if single. They were probably about 35-40


I have no idea how old you actually are, but now I'm picturing you as a 55 year old guy.
nope

Link Posted: 10/2/2011 12:08:11 AM EDT
No.
Link Posted: 10/2/2011 12:09:47 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 10/2/2011 12:11:15 AM EDT by Snips]
Originally Posted By victorgonzales:

Originally Posted By Snips:
Originally Posted By victorgonzales:

Originally Posted By DaGrandPoobah:
Originally Posted By victorgonzales:
I ran out of beer because I only got a 6 pack and my wife drank 2 before going to sleep........


I hit up my neighbor to give me a ride to walmart to get some more beer.


in the beer isle two ladies are there.

One says "OMG don't shoot me"

I say " I wont"

the other lady says "is that loaded? that's hot. "
The other sys "can I touch it?"

I say "no you cant touch it"

They both start pleading to touch it.

me: "Have a nice night ladies"

In your stay they call the cops on you for OC
In my state they want to stroke your barrel.


Whelp, ya know dude, when you say "ladies" I'm thinkin' "OLD ladies". Howzabout saying "hotties" or something? That would give this story sooooo much more context.

well for your mental faping picture they were good looking but had ten years on me. I would hit it if single. They were probably about 35-40


I have no idea how old you actually are, but now I'm picturing you as a 55 year old guy.
nope



Too late, this is now you.



Edit: Or possibly this?

Link Posted: 10/2/2011 12:09:49 AM EDT
Originally Posted By Snips:
Originally Posted By victorgonzales:

Originally Posted By DaGrandPoobah:
Originally Posted By victorgonzales:
I ran out of beer because I only got a 6 pack and my wife drank 2 before going to sleep........


I hit up my neighbor to give me a ride to walmart to get some more beer.


in the beer isle two ladies are there.

One says "OMG don't shoot me"

I say " I wont"

the other lady says "is that loaded? that's hot. "
The other sys "can I touch it?"

I say "no you cant touch it"

They both start pleading to touch it.

me: "Have a nice night ladies"

In your stay they call the cops on you for OC
In my state they want to stroke your barrel.


Whelp, ya know dude, when you say "ladies" I'm thinkin' "OLD ladies". Howzabout saying "hotties" or something? That would give this story sooooo much more context.

well for your mental faping picture they were good looking but had ten years on me. I would hit it if single. They were probably about 35-40


I have no idea how old you actually are, but now I'm picturing you as a 55 year old guy.


Close! 47. 35-40 year old hotties are of some interest to me... Standard Arfdotcom call, pix or BS.
Link Posted: 10/2/2011 12:13:32 AM EDT

Originally Posted By DaGrandPoobah:
Originally Posted By Snips:
Originally Posted By victorgonzales:

Originally Posted By DaGrandPoobah:
Originally Posted By victorgonzales:
I ran out of beer because I only got a 6 pack and my wife drank 2 before going to sleep........


I hit up my neighbor to give me a ride to walmart to get some more beer.


in the beer isle two ladies are there.

One says "OMG don't shoot me"

I say " I wont"

the other lady says "is that loaded? that's hot. "
The other sys "can I touch it?"

I say "no you cant touch it"

They both start pleading to touch it.

me: "Have a nice night ladies"

In your stay they call the cops on you for OC
In my state they want to stroke your barrel.


Whelp, ya know dude, when you say "ladies" I'm thinkin' "OLD ladies". Howzabout saying "hotties" or something? That would give this story sooooo much more context.

well for your mental faping picture they were good looking but had ten years on me. I would hit it if single. They were probably about 35-40


I have no idea how old you actually are, but now I'm picturing you as a 55 year old guy.


Close! 47. 35-40 year old hotties are of some interest to me... Standard Arfdotcom call, pix or BS.

Im 28 and don't carry around a camera to walmart to take pics of strange ladies who want to touch my gun.
Link Posted: 10/2/2011 12:13:39 AM EDT
So did you drink the other four beers before arming yourself? And how beers have you had before starting this thread?
Link Posted: 10/2/2011 12:14:21 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Snips:


I have no idea how old you actually are, but now I'm picturing you as a 55 year old guy.

He does not look like what you think he looks like.


Link Posted: 10/2/2011 12:14:58 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 10/2/2011 12:15:37 AM EDT by Snips]
Originally Posted By victorgonzales:

Originally Posted By DaGrandPoobah:
Originally Posted By Snips:
I have no idea how old you actually are, but now I'm picturing you as a 55 year old guy.


Close! 47. 35-40 year old hotties are of some interest to me... Standard Arfdotcom call, pix or BS.

Im 28 and don't carry around a camera to walmart to take pics of strange ladies who want to touch my gun.


My phone is the free one Verizon gives you to renew your contract and even it has a camera on it. Stop pussing out on us old man.

Edit: Choppin' down some quote trees
Link Posted: 10/2/2011 12:14:59 AM EDT
Originally Posted By P95Shooter:

Originally Posted By Forgetfull:
Originally Posted By P95Shooter:
I'm doing what I can to get to Phoenix before the snow hits.

Snow bird.




I want to move out there and never move back. Fuck Illinois.



You should have seen AZ back in the day.

It's still a hulluva place, but don't tell anyone (else).
Link Posted: 10/2/2011 12:15:52 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Leeland111:
So did you drink the other four beers before arming yourself? And how beers have you had before starting this thread?

before arming myself?

I am always armed. Four beers before I went to the store to get enough to get a decent buzz for the night.

I figured someone in here would have an issue with that at some point. Don't really care though.



Link Posted: 10/2/2011 12:16:51 AM EDT
Originally Posted By wingnutx:

Originally Posted By Snips:


I have no idea how old you actually are, but now I'm picturing you as a 55 year old guy.

He does not look like what you think he looks like.




Probably, but it's too late now. My mental image of him is too amusing.
Link Posted: 10/2/2011 12:18:35 AM EDT

Originally Posted By wingnutx:

Originally Posted By Snips:


I have no idea how old you actually are, but now I'm picturing you as a 55 year old guy.

He does not look like what you think he looks like.



I look like this.


Link Posted: 10/2/2011 12:20:37 AM EDT
In before some post the 40+yo single woman 66% HPV rate article. Wrap it up, at least with the Walmart plastic bag and some duct tape. The "speed bumps" don't mean slow down.
Link Posted: 10/2/2011 12:25:34 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Snips:
Originally Posted By wingnutx:

Originally Posted By Snips:


I have no idea how old you actually are, but now I'm picturing you as a 55 year old guy.

He does not look like what you think he looks like.




Probably, but it's too late now. My mental image of him is too amusing.

This is him:


Link Posted: 10/2/2011 12:26:15 AM EDT
When I was a kid in S. Scottsdale during the 70s and 80s gun racks with rifles in them were a very common sight in the back window of PU trucks.

Once, in about 81 or 82, a couple of my buddies and I were parked in my Impala up on the top level of the new parking garage they had just built at the Scottsdale civic center. We were on our way back from going shooting out near Sycamore Creek and had a back seat full of long guns just laying there in plain sight.

We were doing what 18 or 19 year old kids did back then... smoking a doobie.

A cop pulled up behind us and we hurriedly extinguished the dope. The smell had to be obvious in the air. The cop got out and walked over to my window and asked how we were doing, we said we were fine. He looked in the back seat with one of my buddies sitting there next to a couple of rimfire rifles, a 300 Savage lever gun and a bolt shotgun and then looked back at me. Before he could say anything I said "we were shooting". Without saying anything else he nodded OK and got back in his car and left. We were surprised.
Link Posted: 10/2/2011 12:26:41 AM EDT
Originally Posted By victorgonzales:

Originally Posted By wingnutx:

Originally Posted By Snips:


I have no idea how old you actually are, but now I'm picturing you as a 55 year old guy.

He does not look like what you think he looks like.



I look like this.

http://shadedgrey.com/ericnguyen/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/db2color2.jpg


Compromise?

Link Posted: 10/2/2011 12:28:01 AM EDT
Originally Posted By wingnutx:

Originally Posted By Snips:
Originally Posted By wingnutx:

Originally Posted By Snips:


I have no idea how old you actually are, but now I'm picturing you as a 55 year old guy.

He does not look like what you think he looks like.




Probably, but it's too late now. My mental image of him is too amusing.

This is him:

http://s.wsj.net/public/resources/images/OB-HZ773_standp_E_20100331121257.jpg


This is where I lose all credibility, but who is that and what is that movie?
Link Posted: 10/2/2011 12:28:18 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Snips:
Originally Posted By victorgonzales:

Originally Posted By wingnutx:

Originally Posted By Snips:


I have no idea how old you actually are, but now I'm picturing you as a 55 year old guy.

He does not look like what you think he looks like.



I look like this.

http://shadedgrey.com/ericnguyen/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/db2color2.jpg


Compromise?

http://i55.tinypic.com/4lm4p3.png
lol good enough

Link Posted: 10/2/2011 12:30:02 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Snips:
Originally Posted By wingnutx:

Originally Posted By Snips:
Originally Posted By wingnutx:

Originally Posted By Snips:


I have no idea how old you actually are, but now I'm picturing you as a 55 year old guy.

He does not look like what you think he looks like.




Probably, but it's too late now. My mental image of him is too amusing.

This is him:

http://s.wsj.net/public/resources/images/OB-HZ773_standp_E_20100331121257.jpg


This is where I lose all credibility, but who is that and what is that movie?

Edward James Olmos playing Jaime Escalante in Stand & Deliver.


Link Posted: 10/2/2011 12:30:27 AM EDT
Originally Posted By wingnutx:

Originally Posted By Snips:
Originally Posted By wingnutx:

Originally Posted By Snips:
Originally Posted By wingnutx:

Originally Posted By Snips:


I have no idea how old you actually are, but now I'm picturing you as a 55 year old guy.

He does not look like what you think he looks like.




Probably, but it's too late now. My mental image of him is too amusing.

This is him:

http://s.wsj.net/public/resources/images/OB-HZ773_standp_E_20100331121257.jpg


This is where I lose all credibility, but who is that and what is that movie?

Edward James Olmos playing Jaime Escalante in Stand & Deliver.


Blargh, I should have known that.
Link Posted: 10/2/2011 12:30:40 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Snips:


Compromise?

http://i55.tinypic.com/4lm4p3.png

Awesome
Link Posted: 10/2/2011 12:32:27 AM EDT
wife took this pic of me the other day
Link Posted: 10/2/2011 12:33:32 AM EDT
Originally Posted By victorgonzales:
wife took this pic of me the other day
http://a8.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/25815_380668637130_692512130_4248270_3394982_n.jpg


Can... can I touch your gun?
Link Posted: 10/2/2011 12:35:41 AM EDT
You're ballsy to go to walmart for beer at this hour. I would have tried Frys or the stop and rob on the corner.
Link Posted: 10/2/2011 12:37:26 AM EDT

Originally Posted By SurvivingAZ:
You're ballsy to go to walmart for beer at this hour. I would have tried Frys or the stop and rob on the corner.

my walmart isn't scary like some
Link Posted: 10/2/2011 12:42:07 AM EDT

Originally Posted By victorgonzales:

Originally Posted By SurvivingAZ:
You're ballsy to go to walmart for beer at this hour. I would have tried Frys or the stop and rob on the corner.

my walmart isn't scary like some

No, its just useless now that they tried to make it a super walmart. Now instead of having stuff, they have a lot of nothing really.
Link Posted: 10/2/2011 12:43:36 AM EDT
I am not impressed.
Link Posted: 10/2/2011 12:45:32 AM EDT

Originally Posted By EXPcustom:
I am not impressed.

of course not.


In your state you would have ben hauled away for offending some fucking retard pussy.
Link Posted: 10/2/2011 12:46:26 AM EDT
I LOVE IT!!!
Link Posted: 10/2/2011 12:55:05 AM EDT

Originally Posted By victorgonzales:

Originally Posted By EXPcustom:
I am not impressed.

of course not.


In your state you would have ben hauled away for offending some fucking retard pussy.

Concealed means concealed and we can open carry if we choose to.

I for one do not like to draw attention to myself by open carrying.
Link Posted: 10/2/2011 12:55:56 AM EDT

Originally Posted By EXPcustom:

Originally Posted By victorgonzales:

Originally Posted By EXPcustom:
I am not impressed.

of course not.


In your state you would have ben hauled away for offending some fucking retard pussy.

Concealed means concealed and we can open carry if we choose to.

I for one do not like to draw attention to myself by open carrying.

positive attention is a good thing. hence our gun laws vs yours
Link Posted: 10/2/2011 12:58:00 AM EDT
In my state we don't run out of beer in the first place.
Link Posted: 10/2/2011 12:58:22 AM EDT

Originally Posted By victorgonzales:

Originally Posted By EXPcustom:

Originally Posted By victorgonzales:

Originally Posted By EXPcustom:
I am not impressed.

of course not.


In your state you would have ben hauled away for offending some fucking retard pussy.

Concealed means concealed and we can open carry if we choose to.

I for one do not like to draw attention to myself by open carrying.

positive attention is a good thing. hence our gun laws vs yours
I consider myself a little too street smart to open carry.


Link Posted: 10/2/2011 1:06:16 AM EDT

Originally Posted By EXPcustom:

Originally Posted By victorgonzales:

Originally Posted By EXPcustom:

Originally Posted By victorgonzales:

Originally Posted By EXPcustom:
I am not impressed.

of course not.


In your state you would have ben hauled away for offending some fucking retard pussy.

Concealed means concealed and we can open carry if we choose to.

I for one do not like to draw attention to myself by open carrying.

positive attention is a good thing. hence our gun laws vs yours
I consider myself a little too street smart to open carry.



I was a youth criminal. If you believe guns aren't a deterrent you are wrong. I am an ecpert on the issue. I do believe it is a wash tactically but OC provides defense for your rights and not just your person or property. Open carry dressed decent while holding the dooor open for someone , saying bless you when people sneeze, saying please and thank you, sir or mam, goes a long way towards the media representation that only bad guys and cops carry guns. That is why even though we are neighbors we have freedom and you don't . Hide your rights all you want and continue to watch them disappear. Makes no difference to me. We convert the fucktards that move here from your state.
Link Posted: 10/2/2011 1:06:49 AM EDT
Originally Posted By TREETOP:
In my state we don't run out of beer in the first place.


This. btw i havent seen a treetop post in yrs..
Link Posted: 10/2/2011 1:07:48 AM EDT

Originally Posted By TREETOP:
In my state we don't run out of beer in the first place.

lol
Link Posted: 10/2/2011 1:10:58 AM EDT
Originally Posted By victorgonzales:

Originally Posted By TREETOP:
In my state we don't run out of beer in the first place.

lol


ROFL

Link Posted: 10/2/2011 1:16:01 AM EDT
News Flash

Arizona isnt the only state that you can OC.

I OC all the time in Colorado. City and County of Denver is a no go but thats another thread all together.
Link Posted: 10/2/2011 1:23:41 AM EDT
In NM, the expat Kalifornians call the cops. The cop comes out and sees that you aren't waving it around. Then he asks what you are carrying and what kind of ammo you have. Then he shrugs at the eKs and says, "He's legal."

In the large towns, one almost never sees OC. In many of the smaller towns, it is more common. In the REALLY small places, OC is very common.
Link Posted: 10/2/2011 1:32:03 AM EDT

Originally Posted By DD977GM2:
News Flash

Arizona isnt the only state that you can OC.

I OC all the time in Colorado. City and County of Denver is a no go but thats another thread all together.

hence the difference. I live in a big city where I don't get hassled
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