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Posted: 1/23/2006 11:02:56 AM EST

The Pope took a couple of days off to visit the Rocky Mountains for some sight-seeing. He was cruising along the campground in the Popemobile when there was a frantic commotion just at the edge of the woods. A helpless pinko liberal, wearing sandals, shorts, a "Save the Whales" / "Hillary's Got My Vote"/ "Bush Lied" T-shirt and a tree hugger hat, was screaming while struggling frantically, thrashing around trying to free himself from the jaws of a 10 foot grizzly.

As the Pope watched horrified, a group of conservative loggers came racing up. One quickly fired a .44 magnum into the bear's chest. The other two reached up and pulled the bleeding semiconscious Democrat from the bear's grasp. Then using long clubs, the three loggers finished off the bear and two of them threw it onto the bed of their truck while the other tenderly placed the injured Democrat in the back seat.

As they prepared to leave, the Pope summoned them to come over. "I give you my blessing for your brave actions!" he told them. "I heard there was a bitter hatred between conservative loggers and liberal environmental activists but now I've seen with my own eyes that this is not true."

As the Pope drove off, one of the loggers asked his buddies "Who was that guy?"

"It was the Pope", another replied, "He's in direct contact with God and has access to all God's wisdom."

"Well," the logger said, "he may have access to all God's wisdom, but he sure doesn't know anything about bear hunting! By the way, is the bait holding up, or do we need to go back to town and snatch another one?

Link Posted: 1/23/2006 11:07:59 AM EST

I had heard a similar joke about alligator hunting. Or was it shark hunting? Still good for a laugh though!
Link Posted: 1/23/2006 11:08:07 AM EST
the version I heard had Bush and Cheney fishing for sharks in the Gulf with Kerry as bait.

The punchline was "He may be the Pope, but he don't know shit about shark fishing"

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