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Posted: 2/22/2006 10:02:25 AM EDT
The Plan



Robin Williams, wearing a shirt that says "I love New York" in Arabic



You gotta love Robin Williams......
Even if he's nuts! Leave it to Robin
Williams to come up with the perfect
plan. What we need now is for our
UN Ambassador to stand up and
repeat this message.

Robin Williams' plan...(Hard to
argue with this logic!)

"I see a lot of people yelling for peace
but I have not heard of a plan for
peace. So, here's one plan."

1) "The US will apologize to the world for our "interference" in their affairs, past &present. You know, Hitler, Mussolini, Stalin, Tojo, Noriega, Milosevic, Hussein, and the rest of those "good ole boys", we will never "interfere" again.

2) We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting with Germany, South Korea, the Middle East, and the Philippines. They don't want us there. We would station troops at our borders. No one allowed sneaking through holes in the fence.

3) All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together and leave.We'll give them a free trip home. After 90 days the remainder will be gathered up and deported immediately, regardless of whom or where they are. They're illegal!!! France will welcome them.

4) All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to 90 days unless given a special permit!!!! No one from a terrorist nation will be allowed in. If you don't like it there, change it yourself and don't hide here. Asylum would never be available
to anyone. We don't need any more cab drivers or 7-11 cashiers.

5) No foreign "students" over age 21. The older ones are the bombers. If they don't attend classes, they get a "D" and it's back home baby.

6) The US will make a strong effort
to become self-sufficient energy wise. This will include developing nonpolluting sources of energy but will require a temporary drilling of oil in the Alaskan wilderness. The caribou will have to cope for a while.

7) Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $10 a barrel for their oil. If they don't like it, we go someplace else. They can go somewhere else to sell their production. (About a week of the wells filling up the storage sites would be enough.)

8 If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the world, we will not "interfere." They can pray to Allah or whomever, for seeds, rain, cement or whatever they need. Besides most of what we give them is stolen or given
to the army. The people who need
it most get very little, if anything.

9) Ship the UN Headquarters to an isolated island someplace. We don't need the spies and fair weather friends here. Besides, the building would make a good homeless shelter or lockup for illegal aliens.

10) All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That way, no one can call us "Ugly Americans" any longer. The Language we speak is ENGLISH...learn it...or LEAVE...Now, isn't that a winner of a plan?

"The Statue of Liberty is no longer
saying "Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses." She's got a baseball bat and she's yelling, 'you want a piece of me?' "



Funny, but I think its a good idea. ehh
Link Posted: 2/22/2006 10:05:05 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 2/22/2006 10:06:16 AM EDT by SJSAMPLE]
Ohhhhhh shit.

Snopes
DUPE
and
IBTL
Link Posted: 2/22/2006 10:05:25 AM EDT
I think he's incredibly funny.
Link Posted: 2/22/2006 10:07:32 AM EDT

Originally Posted By j-fonz:
I think he's incredibly furry.



Fixed.
Link Posted: 2/22/2006 10:09:59 AM EDT
Robin Williams "Plan" Is An Urban Myth

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Buh.

Buh who?

Buh bye.
Link Posted: 2/22/2006 10:12:45 AM EDT
Good grief. This thing has been debunked thousands of times going back many years, yet we always have someone that posts it as if it was something new and correct.
Link Posted: 2/22/2006 10:18:47 AM EDT

Originally Posted By M4:
Robin Williams "Plan" Is An Urban Myth

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Buh.

Buh who?

Buh bye.



Link Posted: 2/22/2006 10:20:01 AM EDT
2001 called, it wants you to join the rest of us in dupeland 2006.
Link Posted: 2/22/2006 10:20:05 AM EDT

Originally Posted By LARRYG:
Good grief. This thing has been debunked thousands of times going back many years, yet we always have someone that posts it as if it was something new and correct.



Did you hear Denzel payed for a brand new Fisher House on the spot?
Link Posted: 2/22/2006 10:25:43 AM EDT
Well at least this dupe of a dupe of an ancient dupe - that is still all BS.... has a picture!
Link Posted: 2/22/2006 10:53:46 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Lancelot:
Well at least this dupe of a dupe of an ancient dupe - that is still all BS.... has a picture!



Sorry if its a dupe, I havent been here that long, reg. in 04 and didnt really stick around much back then.

I wasnt sure if it was old or recent cause someone sent it too me, but I thought it was pretty funny.
Link Posted: 2/22/2006 10:58:18 AM EDT


Betty Dupe sez:

In before the




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