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11/9/2006 8:57:15 AM EDT
I was at work the other day and someone said, "I wish I had a box that I could just reach into and it made a never ending supply of legit 20's."

It got me to thinking, if I could have a Magic box that would produce anything I wanted, but I had to pick one thing, what would it be?

I want an ammo box. A box that all I had to do was think "5.56, 5.56, 5.56" or 7.62x39 or .50BMG or whatever, and I can pull out handfuls of it as long as I want, match quality, brass cased, reloadable stuff with any bullet style I want.

I told them that I'd want an ammo box, and one of the guys said, "Heh...sounds pretty redneck to me. At least you can spend money."

I replied, "Money isn't worth anything. Ammo is. You can trade ammo, you can sell ammo, you can shoot ammo, and if nothing else, it's worth the metal it's made of. An ammo box would be infinitely more valuable than a $20 box."

If I had one of those, I'd be selling on the EE for sure -- $100/k milspec 5.56 anyone?


So if you could have a magic box, what would it make?
11/9/2006 8:58:31 AM EDT
[#1]
A box that makes magic boxes.
11/9/2006 9:00:11 AM EDT
[#2]
Legit what?  As in rims?

Or 20 bags?



Sheep
11/9/2006 9:00:51 AM EDT
[#3]
Gasoline
11/9/2006 9:02:28 AM EDT
[#4]

Quoted:
Legit what?  As in rims?

Or 20 bags?



Sheep



$. Sorry I didn't specify. I typically don't think of rims or drugs when I hear "20's". I'm out of touch with my gangsta side.
11/9/2006 9:02:58 AM EDT
[#5]

Quoted:
A box that makes magic boxes.


+1
11/9/2006 9:03:25 AM EDT
[#6]

Quoted:

$. Sorry I didn't specify. I typically don't think of rims or drugs when I hear "20's". I'm out of touch with my gangsta side.


No worries.  I spend 10hrs a day with them, so it kinda rubs off.



Sheep
11/9/2006 9:05:18 AM EDT
[#7]

Quoted:

Quoted:
A box that makes magic boxes.


+1


Yeah, kinda a good answer. Wish I'd thought of it.



[Homer Simpson] Wish I had a monkey's paw. [/Homer Simpson]
11/9/2006 9:05:56 AM EDT
[#8]
Life like Artificial vagina's! With vibration action!
11/9/2006 9:06:07 AM EDT
[#9]
+1 on the little $20 boxes.

Or, if that's not possible, some of the girls here said they'd put theirs up for $25
11/9/2006 9:07:30 AM EDT
[#10]

Quoted:
Life like Artificial vagina's! With vibration action!


Why not just women with loose moral standards and a proclivity towards having sex on camera....


Viola'!  Instant Porn King.



Sheep
11/9/2006 9:07:45 AM EDT
[#11]

Quoted:
A box that makes magic boxes.


heh heh.  Thread killer  
11/9/2006 9:08:41 AM EDT
[#12]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Life like Artificial vagina's! With vibration action!


Why not just women with loose moral standards and a proclivity towards having sex on camera....


Viola'!  Instant Porn King.



Sheep


You only need teh vagina the rest is just a life support system for it.. Why make life complicated..
11/9/2006 9:12:15 AM EDT
[#13]

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:
Life like Artificial vagina's! With vibration action!


Why not just women with loose moral standards and a proclivity towards having sex on camera....


Viola'!  Instant Porn King.



Sheep


You only need teh vagina the rest is just a life support system for it.. Why make life complicated..





That is a sigline.
11/9/2006 9:18:12 AM EDT
[#14]
.

11/9/2006 9:22:25 AM EDT
[#15]
Boobies!

11/9/2006 9:25:41 AM EDT
[#16]

I want an ammo box. A box that all I had to do was think "5.56, 5.56, 5.56" or 7.62x39 or .50BMG or whatever, and I can pull out handfuls of it as long as I want, match quality, brass cased, reloadable stuff with any bullet style I want.


Kind of seems un-necessary.....  
11/9/2006 9:26:52 AM EDT
[#17]

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:
Life like Artificial vagina's! With vibration action!


Why not just women with loose moral standards and a proclivity towards having sex on camera....


Viola'!  Instant Porn King.



Sheep


You only need teh vagina the rest is just a life support system for it.. Why make life complicated..





That is a sigline.


That is an old joke/witty saying. "A woman is just a life support system for a vagina."

Not that I agree with it.
11/9/2006 10:12:05 AM EDT
[#18]
Buwwets.
11/9/2006 12:02:28 PM EDT
[#19]
Currall.
11/9/2006 12:07:54 PM EDT
[#20]
Homer: Aw, twenty dollars! I wanted a peanut!
Homer's Brain: Twenty dollars can buy many peanuts!
Homer: Explain how!
Homer's Brain: Money can be exchanged for goods and services!
Homer: Woo-hoo!

I'll take the money machine
11/9/2006 12:09:19 PM EDT
[#21]
magic poon box
11/9/2006 12:09:45 PM EDT
[#22]

Quoted:
I was at work the other day and someone said, "I wish I had a box that I could just reach into and it made a never ending supply of legit 20's."



Why not go with 100's?
11/9/2006 12:10:58 PM EDT
[#23]

Quoted:

I want an ammo box. A box that all I had to do was think "5.56, 5.56, 5.56" or 7.62x39 or .50BMG or whatever, and I can pull out handfuls of it as long as I want, match quality, brass cased, reloadable stuff with any bullet style I want.


Kind of seems un-necessary.....  


Not at all...you can sell the brass for cash to keep yourself in hookers and blow.
11/9/2006 12:11:28 PM EDT
[#24]
Average Arfcommers cannot be trusted with a magic box. At some point or other, you will attempt to hump it.
11/9/2006 12:13:51 PM EDT
[#25]
One box for $.
One box for hookers.
One box for blow.
11/9/2006 12:13:54 PM EDT
[#26]

Quoted:

Quoted:
I was at work the other day and someone said, "I wish I had a box that I could just reach into and it made a never ending supply of legit 20's."



Why not go with 100's?


A lot of places won't accept 100s.


As for me - I'd be out buying pristine C/R guns, and making copies of them.
CMP would never run out of Collector Grade M1s.
11/9/2006 12:15:41 PM EDT
[#27]
I vote for a large mastodon box. You'd never go hungry and you could sell the ivory for $$. That and with enough mastodons you could move just about anything. +1 for the evil mastodon box.

-JTP
11/9/2006 12:16:05 PM EDT
[#28]
Star Trek replicator?
11/9/2006 12:16:40 PM EDT
[#29]
Mine would deliver Registered Receivers, complete with its Form 4’s.

Lightning Link or DIAS? No problem; here’s Registered made in 1983.

Same thing with any MAC you’d care to think of.

Colt Lowers, Uzi’s, Mini and Micro Uzi’s, American 180's, whatever.
11/9/2006 12:20:17 PM EDT
[#30]

Quoted:
I was at work the other day and someone said, "I wish I had a box that I could just reach into and it made a never ending supply of legit 20's."

It got me to thinking, if I could have a Magic box that would produce anything I wanted, but I had to pick one thing, what would it be?

I want an ammo box. A box that all I had to do was think "5.56, 5.56, 5.56" or 7.62x39 or .50BMG or whatever, and I can pull out handfuls of it as long as I want, match quality, brass cased, reloadable stuff with any bullet style I want.

I told them that I'd want an ammo box, and one of the guys said, "Heh...sounds pretty redneck to me. At least you can spend money."

I replied, "Money isn't worth anything. Ammo is. You can trade ammo, you can sell ammo, you can shoot ammo, and if nothing else, it's worth the metal it's made of. An ammo box would be infinitely more valuable than a $20 box."

If I had one of those, I'd be selling on the EE for sure -- $100/k milspec 5.56 anyone?


So if you could have a magic box, what would it make?


I like the ammo box idea.

Ryan Cawdor says that ammo is the best item for barter in "Deathlands".
11/9/2006 12:22:02 PM EDT
[#31]

Quoted:
Mine would deliver Registered Receivers, complete with its Form 4’s.

Lightning Link or DIAS? No problem; here’s Registered made in 1983.

Same thing with any MAC you’d care to think of.

Colt Lowers, Uzi’s, Mini and Micro Uzi’s, American 180's, whatever.


IBTGTSIWDHIL

In Before The Guy That Says It Would Drive His Investment Lower
11/9/2006 12:22:42 PM EDT
[#32]
Either an ammo box as described or a cash box, so I could get smaller bills if I wanted them, like for a vending machine or something.
11/9/2006 12:25:24 PM EDT
[#33]

Quoted:

I want an ammo box. A box that all I had to do was think "5.56, 5.56, 5.56" or 7.62x39 or .50BMG or whatever, and I can pull out handfuls of it as long as I want, match quality, brass cased, reloadable stuff with any bullet style I want.


Kind of seems un-necessary.....  



I thought that as I typed it but I was sure someone would complain if all the box produced was berdan primed, steel cased ammo.
11/9/2006 12:27:55 PM EDT
[#34]

Quoted:
Life like Artificial vagina's! With vibration action!
Somebody already said, "box that makes magic boxes"!
11/9/2006 12:35:11 PM EDT
[#35]
antique quality Katana

the first few hundred would be worth a mil. each or more.  after that the price would fall but they would still be valuable and I've always wanted a few nice swords.