I am not sure if you all have heard this one yet, but I almost pissed myself when I read it:

Osama bin Laden was sitting in his cave wondering
whom to invade next when his telephone rang.
"Hallo, Mr. Laden" a heavily accented voice said.
"This is Paddy Fitzpatrick down at the Harp Pub in
County Sligo, Ireland. I am ringing to inform you that we are officially declaring war on you!"

"Well, Paddy," Osama replied, "This is indeed important news! How big is your army?"

"Right now," said Paddy, after a moment's
calculation, "there is myself, my cousin Sean, my
next door neighbor Seamus, and the entire dart team from the pub. That makes eight!"

Osama paused. "I must tell you, Paddy, that I have
one million men in my army waiting to move on my command."

"Begorra!", said Paddy. "I'll have to ring you
back!"

Sure enough, the next day, Paddy called again.
"Mr. Laden, the war is still on! We have managed to acquire some infantry equipment!"
"And what equipment would that be, Paddy?" Osama
asked.

"Well, we have two combines, a bulldozer, and Murphy's old farm tractor."

Osama sighed. "I must tell you, Paddy, that I have
16,000 tanks and 14,000 armored personnel carriers. Also, I've increased my army to 1-1/2 million since we last spoke."

"Saints preserve us!" said Paddy. "I'll have to
get back to you."

Sure enough, Paddy rang again the next day. "Mr.
Laden, the war is still on! We have managed to get
ourselves airborne! We've modified Harrigan's
ultra-light with a couple of shotguns in the cockpit, and four boys from the Shamrock Pub
have joined us as well!"

Osama was silent for a minute and then cleared his
throat. "I must tell you, Paddy, that I have 10,000 bombers and 20,000 fighter planes.
My military complex is surrounded by laser-guided,
surface-to-air missile sites. And since we last
spoke, I've increased my army to TWO MILLION!"

"Jesus, Mary, and Joseph!", said Paddy, "I'll have
to ring you back."

Sure enough, Paddy called again the next day. "Top
o' the mornin', Mr. Laden! I am sorry to tell you
that we have had to call off the war."

"I'm sorry to hear that," said Osama. "Why the
sudden change of heart?"

"Well," said Paddy, "we've all had a long chat over a bunch of pints, and decided there's no way we can feed two million prisoners...........

Need some good ol' Irish butt kickin.

That rocks,
Ice

Very Funny!

[:D]