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[ARCHIVED THREAD] - The Friday Night What’s Your Problem? Thread

Posted: 1/15/2016 9:58:21 PM EDT

Nobody called out "Liar" during the State of the Union Address.

I'm told My Rep is having a Town Hall meeting soon. I'll be there. What's keeping YOU from contacting your Reps or Senators In person?

Posted: 1/15/2016 10:00:24 PM EDT

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I'm flying to Colorado tomorrow to spend 5 days with my liberal in laws, who whined about the NRA in their Christmas letter.

Posted: 1/15/2016 10:00:27 PM EDT

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I did not win a frakking BILLION DOLLARS.

Posted: 1/15/2016 11:51:08 PM EDT

[#3]

I picked the wrong day to quit drinking...

Posted: 1/15/2016 11:58:07 PM EDT

[#4]

FBHO

Posted: 1/16/2016 12:04:50 AM EDT

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Posted: 1/16/2016 12:10:30 AM EDT

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I have to find a new place to live in May, and I literally can not afford even the shittiest of apartments. I have no idea what I'm going to do.

Posted: 1/16/2016 12:12:41 AM EDT

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Both of my Senators are gun grabbing melonheads.

Posted: 1/16/2016 12:13:06 AM EDT

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Buy a van and live...do you have a river?

Posted: 1/16/2016 12:14:09 AM EDT

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Move. Your governor is a tool...correction, the KING of tools.

Posted: 1/16/2016 12:16:29 AM EDT

[#10]

The $180 headliner that I bought for my restoration project cracked in half while I was installing it today.

FML

Posted: 1/16/2016 12:28:49 AM EDT

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I got called into work in the morning, I was really hoping to have Saturday and Sunday off.

Posted: 1/16/2016 12:29:42 AM EDT

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I'm watching a painfully terrible movie on Netflix and I can't press stop.

Posted: 1/16/2016 12:31:08 AM EDT

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Watch out for all the stoned drivers. Seriously.

Posted: 1/16/2016 12:32:14 AM EDT

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Ha-ha suckers! No problem here! Screwed the old lady from behind while she reached back and fondled my balls! It was glorious! Now the ambien walrus and I are roaming around the house looking for nachocheese Doritos!

Posted: 1/16/2016 12:35:56 AM EDT

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Ha-ha suckers! No problem here! Screwed the old lady from behind while she reached back and fondled my balls! It was glorious! Now the ambien walrus and I are roaming around the house looking for nachocheese Doritos!

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Florida. Just sayn'

Posted: 1/16/2016 12:39:09 AM EDT

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My problem? I poured some nice Seagrams Distillers Reserve Gin with what I thought was REAL selzer water. It turns out it is just sparkling water.

Posted: 1/16/2016 12:49:19 AM EDT

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Ummm, I'm gonna need you to go ahead and come in tomorrow.

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