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Posted: 9/30/2011 6:47:38 PM EDT
At least, according to a professor of mine. She doesn't like me very much after I asked her to explain how.

But anyway, the real question is what are you doing to prepare?
Link Posted: 9/30/2011 6:49:11 PM EDT
I'm on a boat.
Link Posted: 9/30/2011 6:49:34 PM EDT
Start building an ark.
Link Posted: 9/30/2011 6:50:03 PM EDT
Steal her weed
Link Posted: 9/30/2011 6:50:05 PM EDT
oh yeah ..... that ain't happenin






doesn't she know the world is gonna end in 2012 ????
Link Posted: 9/30/2011 6:50:25 PM EDT
If we're out of water, where will the floods come from?

Link Posted: 9/30/2011 6:50:38 PM EDT
We're going to run out of water....then have a flood?
Link Posted: 9/30/2011 6:50:41 PM EDT
Masturbate and eat Pizza.
Link Posted: 9/30/2011 6:50:41 PM EDT
What are we going to get flooded by if we're out of water?
Link Posted: 9/30/2011 6:50:52 PM EDT

Originally Posted By raven:
What are we going to get flooded by if we're out of water?

Shut up.
Link Posted: 9/30/2011 6:51:04 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/30/2011 6:51:30 PM EDT by hobbsar]
How will there be a flood with no water?


Damn beat.
Link Posted: 9/30/2011 6:51:31 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/30/2011 6:52:46 PM EDT by Admiral_Crunch]
You should warn the dean about your mentally unstable and potentially dangerous professor.



The culprit:

Link Posted: 9/30/2011 6:51:47 PM EDT
Finally get to see Thor's Twins.
Link Posted: 9/30/2011 6:52:06 PM EDT
Originally Posted By bytor94:
If we're out of water, where will the floods come from?



We gonna get flooded in peak oil.
Link Posted: 9/30/2011 6:52:18 PM EDT

Originally Posted By raven:
What are we going to get flooded by if we're out of water?

Because Global Warming! So shut it!



Link Posted: 9/30/2011 6:52:37 PM EDT

Originally Posted By hobbsar:
How will there be a flood with no water?
Stop making it complicated. People like you are the reason we will never save the environment.
Link Posted: 9/30/2011 6:52:57 PM EDT
Originally Posted By raven:
What are we going to get flooded by if we're out of water?


Illegal aliens?
Link Posted: 9/30/2011 6:55:33 PM EDT


Just a guess ....... she's thinkin' we'll run out of potable water fer drinkin', but will be overwhelmed with skanky water that we can't drink or water the plants with.


Evidently, the world's evaporation/rain-snow cycle will unexpectedly stop functioning due to a slight increase in trace atmospheric elements.
Link Posted: 9/30/2011 6:57:05 PM EDT

Originally Posted By futuremodal:


Just a guess ....... she's thinkin' we'll run out of potable water fer drinkin', but will be overwhelmed with skanky water that we can't drink or water the plants with.


Evidently, the world's evaporation/rain-snow cycle will unexpectedly stop functioning due to a slight increase in trace atmospheric elements.
No, we will run out of water because it all evaporates.

Into nothingness, apparently.

Link Posted: 9/30/2011 6:57:13 PM EDT
Well, its about as likely as every other global flood that we've ever had.

Link Posted: 9/30/2011 6:57:43 PM EDT
Professor of what?
Link Posted: 9/30/2011 6:58:07 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/30/2011 6:58:30 PM EDT by fatalerror113]

Originally Posted By LoganSackett:

Originally Posted By futuremodal:


Just a guess ....... she's thinkin' we'll run out of potable water fer drinkin', but will be overwhelmed with skanky water that we can't drink or water the plants with.


Evidently, the world's evaporation/rain-snow cycle will unexpectedly stop functioning due to a slight increase in trace atmospheric elements.
No, we will run out of water because it all evaporates.

Into nothingness, apparently.

Go in to your next class with a posterboard of the water cycle.
Link Posted: 9/30/2011 6:58:32 PM EDT
brawndo has what plants crave
Link Posted: 9/30/2011 6:58:32 PM EDT

Originally Posted By tmleadr03:
Professor of what?

Environmental Studies.

She's a biology professor and all of her background is in biology, but she teaches this class too.
Link Posted: 9/30/2011 6:59:55 PM EDT
Originally Posted By LoganSackett:

Originally Posted By futuremodal:


Just a guess ....... she's thinkin' we'll run out of potable water fer drinkin', but will be overwhelmed with skanky water that we can't drink or water the plants with.


Evidently, the world's evaporation/rain-snow cycle will unexpectedly stop functioning due to a slight increase in trace atmospheric elements.
No, we will run out of water because it all evaporates.

Into nothingness, apparently.



I figured it would be because gravity suddenly got turned off.
Then when they turn it back on all that water would fall back to Earth.
Link Posted: 9/30/2011 7:01:26 PM EDT
Originally Posted By LoganSackett:

Originally Posted By tmleadr03:
Professor of what?

Environmental Studies.

She's a biology professor and all of her background is in biology, but she teaches this class too.


Well tell her she's a medical marvel for being able to function without a brain.
Link Posted: 9/30/2011 7:03:44 PM EDT

Originally Posted By fatalerror113:

Originally Posted By LoganSackett:

Originally Posted By futuremodal:


Just a guess ....... she's thinkin' we'll run out of potable water fer drinkin', but will be overwhelmed with skanky water that we can't drink or water the plants with.


Evidently, the world's evaporation/rain-snow cycle will unexpectedly stop functioning due to a slight increase in trace atmospheric elements.
No, we will run out of water because it all evaporates.

Into nothingness, apparently.

Go in to your next class with a posterboard of the water cycle.
I'd probably get thrown out.

Link Posted: 9/30/2011 7:03:54 PM EDT
somebody please explain to me how college educations are regarded so highly
Link Posted: 9/30/2011 7:05:20 PM EDT
...it is suspected that there will be wars over clean water by 2030.
Link Posted: 9/30/2011 7:05:40 PM EDT

Originally Posted By LoganSackett:

Originally Posted By tmleadr03:
Professor of what?

Environmental Studies.

She's a biology professor and all of her background is in biology, but she teaches this class too.

I think the front of her brain fell off.


She needs to be towed out into the environment.

Link Posted: 9/30/2011 7:12:15 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Admiral_Crunch:
You should warn the dean about your mentally unstable and potentially dangerous professor.



The culprit:
http://i270.photobucket.com/albums/jj105/callatov/Divided_by_zero.jpg


^^ this
Link Posted: 9/30/2011 7:23:20 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Notcalifornialegal:
I'm on a boat.


Link Posted: 9/30/2011 7:24:36 PM EDT
Time to drink our own urine!
Link Posted: 9/30/2011 7:27:27 PM EDT
As soon as water becomes too expensive (provided the government doesn't dick it up with subsidies), de-salinization will become cheap.
Link Posted: 9/30/2011 7:29:12 PM EDT
What an ass
Link Posted: 9/30/2011 7:31:06 PM EDT

Originally Posted By futuremodal:


Just a guess ....... she's thinkin' we'll run out of potable water fer drinkin', but will be overwhelmed with skanky water that we can't drink or water the plants with.


Evidently, the world's evaporation/rain-snow cycle will unexpectedly stop functioning due to a slight increase in trace atmospheric elements.

That is the hypothesis used as the core dogma in that atheist religion. Al Gore Junior did attend divinity school. Didn't graduate
Link Posted: 9/30/2011 7:31:24 PM EDT
Water cycle, how does it work?
Link Posted: 9/30/2011 7:34:57 PM EDT

Originally Posted By fatalerror113:

Originally Posted By LoganSackett:

Originally Posted By futuremodal:


Just a guess ....... she's thinkin' we'll run out of potable water fer drinkin', but will be overwhelmed with skanky water that we can't drink or water the plants with.


Evidently, the world's evaporation/rain-snow cycle will unexpectedly stop functioning due to a slight increase in trace atmospheric elements.
No, we will run out of water because it all evaporates.

Into nothingness, apparently.

Go in to your next class with a posterboard of the water cycle.

Extra points for quantification of the HUGE energy fluxes associated with water EVAPORATING at the surface (where it is warmest) and condensing at altitude (where it is cooler, much cooler at 20,000 feet and higher). Smash her world by comparing that energy to solar radiation.
Link Posted: 9/30/2011 7:42:01 PM EDT
That should read "FRESH, CLEAN and SAFE DRINKING water".... I'm not so sure of that date. Seems a tad early.
The problem isn't the earth is running out of any resource.... But the earth is over populated.
Too many humans is the real problem.
Ask your Professor and some of her students to please help the earth by ending their lives.
Sounds like the sooner the better.

We have lots of salt water, that take a bit of work to desalinate. IF global warming is really a problem in the future then the "flooding" will come from melting ice caps and glaciers.

But if the earth warms up, won't we have more heat.... more heat more evaporation... and more rain. Rain, the earth's way to desalinate.

But until we stop over population, everything else is just a mote point. Maybe a nice thermal nuclear war.... bye bye Iran.... bye bye Pakistan... I'm sure we can find a few more worthless turd trap counties to add to that list.

Just think of the sunsets.

I see a nice bumper sticker.... "Save the Earth... help a liberal commit suicide."

Isn't College great....
I remember when I tried to explain to my fellow classmate that the dogs the homeless guys walk around with are not so much for companionship as a meal-on-paws. Luckily my Professor had some concept of reality and agreed with me.... but only after class. I got a A+... I always wonder if the Professor thought he might end up a meal too.... The GI Bill didn't go that far, guess I looked hungry.
Link Posted: 9/30/2011 7:42:04 PM EDT
Originally Posted By SIPCAT-C:
...it is suspected that there will be wars over clean water by 2030.


I had a geology professor say that WWIII would be fought over water.
Link Posted: 9/30/2011 7:42:46 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/30/2011 7:43:21 PM EDT by 245PDG]
Ask dumbass about the principles of Conservation of Mass and Conservation of Energy. If all the water is going to disappear, then where is it going? How?
Link Posted: 9/30/2011 7:43:19 PM EDT
Originally Posted By IMHerDad:
oh yeah ..... that ain't happenin






doesn't she know the world is gonna end in 2012 ????


Yeah watch and see, we are gonna get the fuck tard Odumbo voted out of office, with a new POTUS that will take us out of all this hardship, make our country the greatest nation on the planet again, we will all be able to have good jobs, make all the money we want and be setting fat and sassy again, and then the Mayans calander is going to jump up and kick the worlds ass.
Link Posted: 9/30/2011 7:44:03 PM EDT
For some reason I started humming "Boats 'n' Hoes" from Stepbrothers.
Link Posted: 9/30/2011 7:46:56 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/30/2011 7:50:29 PM EDT by HeavyMetal]
Link Posted: 9/30/2011 7:47:15 PM EDT
Her brain is dehydrated.
Link Posted: 9/30/2011 7:48:00 PM EDT
Originally Posted By SIPCAT-C:
...it is suspected that there will be wars over clean water by 2030.


That sucks I live in Oregon.... We's got lots of water.
And guns and ammo.

Hope I can still shot straight in 2030 I'll be 71, can we start earlier?

Link Posted: 9/30/2011 7:48:26 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/30/2011 7:50:58 PM EDT by HeavyMetal]
Link Posted: 9/30/2011 7:49:52 PM EDT
Originally Posted By bytor94:
If we're out of water, where will the floods come from?



Al Gore's tears?
Link Posted: 9/30/2011 7:50:53 PM EDT
That's not how water works.
Link Posted: 9/30/2011 7:51:05 PM EDT
Originally Posted By LoganSackett:

Originally Posted By futuremodal:


Just a guess ....... she's thinkin' we'll run out of potable water fer drinkin', but will be overwhelmed with skanky water that we can't drink or water the plants with.


Evidently, the world's evaporation/rain-snow cycle will unexpectedly stop functioning due to a slight increase in trace atmospheric elements.
No, we will run out of water because it all evaporates.

Into nothingness, apparently.



hopefully she is not a science professor
Link Posted: 9/30/2011 7:52:11 PM EDT
Originally Posted By LoganSackett:

Originally Posted By tmleadr03:
Professor of what?

Environmental Studies.

She's a biology professor and all of her background is in biology, but she teaches this class too.


then she really is an idiot
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