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Posted: 5/20/2013 11:37:19 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 12/2/2016 3:19:49 PM EDT by Ciraxis]
STEP ONE

1. Make sure BAC is at least .2

STEP TWO

2. Grab your Dollar General tent



STEP THREE

3. Open tent bag and lay on grass



STEP FOUR

4. Gather poles



STEP FIVE

5. Wait for EdSr to arrive



STEP SIX

6. Have no idea what is going on




STEP SEVEN

7. Realize 15 minutes into this that things are unraveling



STEP EIGHT

8. Call for backup



STEP NINE

9. Examine your life



STEP TEN

10. Nearing the half hour mark fake enthusiasm



STEP ELEVEN

11. Try to ignore EdSr's glance



STEP TWELVE

12. Completely forget where you are




STEP THIRTEEN

13. What this is I don't even




STEP FOURTEEN

14. Lose Ed to impatience and lack of beer




STEP FIFTEEN

15. Try reasoning with the tent




STEP SIXTEEN

16. Ease it in




STEP SEVENTEEN

17. Realize you are very alone suddenly at the 1 hour mark





STEP EIGHTEEN

18. fuck this shit





ALL COMPLETE, YOU NAILED IT CHAMP.

Link Posted: 5/20/2013 11:38:02 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/28/2015 7:38:22 PM EDT by Ciraxis]
I'm going to miss you guys. Take care of them Texas

Link Posted: 5/20/2013 11:39:10 AM EDT


Looks good to me.
Link Posted: 5/20/2013 11:39:33 AM EDT
NAILED IT!
Link Posted: 5/20/2013 11:39:54 AM EDT
I thought this was going to be a Cola Warrior thread.


Basically, all of the above, except do it in the dark and then have Razoreye puke all over it.
Link Posted: 5/20/2013 11:41:04 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 5/20/2013 11:41:15 AM EDT by badfish274]
I've never pitched a tent () in less than five minutes.

I don't see what the difficulty is.
Link Posted: 5/20/2013 11:43:04 AM EDT
Originally Posted By Ciraxis:
STEP ONE

1. Make sure BAC is at least .2



That's what I have been doing wrong!
Link Posted: 5/20/2013 11:43:08 AM EDT
Link Posted: 5/20/2013 11:44:31 AM EDT
Link Posted: 5/20/2013 11:45:23 AM EDT
Link Posted: 5/20/2013 11:45:27 AM EDT
Thanks!
I needed the laugh!



After you "nailed it", did you sleep in your vehicle?
Link Posted: 5/20/2013 11:46:38 AM EDT
Originally Posted By AR-10:
Thanks!
I needed the laugh!



After you "nailed it", did you sleep in your vehicle?


I took the pictures I'll see if the tent pitcher wants to out himself
Link Posted: 5/20/2013 11:46:58 AM EDT


Link Posted: 5/20/2013 11:47:14 AM EDT
Nice job!

And we'll definitely take care of them down here.
Link Posted: 5/20/2013 11:47:26 AM EDT
Link Posted: 5/20/2013 11:47:43 AM EDT


Just like a man. "I don't need the directions."
Link Posted: 5/20/2013 11:47:56 AM EDT


Was not sure what this thread was going to deliver, but funny.
Link Posted: 5/20/2013 11:48:20 AM EDT
Link Posted: 5/20/2013 11:48:38 AM EDT


I have pitched many different tents in my time. Haven't read any of the directions.

No comment on how long they took.
Link Posted: 5/20/2013 11:49:06 AM EDT



Link Posted: 5/20/2013 11:49:15 AM EDT
Nice job! Needs beer involved though!
Link Posted: 5/20/2013 11:50:31 AM EDT
Reminds me of that guy that built the shed.
Link Posted: 5/20/2013 11:50:45 AM EDT
Most excellent.
Link Posted: 5/20/2013 11:51:16 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/28/2015 7:39:40 PM EDT by Ciraxis]
In their defense there was a lot of sun, beer and pig involved





Link Posted: 5/20/2013 11:52:15 AM EDT
Originally Posted By ssgsnake:


Was not sure what this thread was going to deliver, but funny.


It was great to witness in person. Especially Ed Sr's Flying Wallendas act.
Link Posted: 5/20/2013 11:52:45 AM EDT
that was the definitely the most entertaining part of the party. I've been waiting for this thread.
Link Posted: 5/20/2013 11:53:40 AM EDT



It'll keep the rain off, I bet... provided the wind doesn't blow too hard and the tent, with occupants, goes rolling across the field
Link Posted: 5/20/2013 11:53:59 AM EDT
Originally Posted By bamaflinger:


Looks good to me.


Link Posted: 5/20/2013 11:56:03 AM EDT
Nice
Link Posted: 5/20/2013 11:56:17 AM EDT
BTDT.


Awesome pics.
Link Posted: 5/20/2013 11:56:42 AM EDT
Step 19:

Get some fucking sun on those pasty white legs?
Link Posted: 5/20/2013 11:57:21 AM EDT
Lol.


Speed
Link Posted: 5/20/2013 11:58:18 AM EDT
I would recommend hiring a boyscout patrol for future encampment assistance,
but I am not sure about the corruption of minors factor.
Link Posted: 5/20/2013 12:00:29 PM EDT
Outstanding!
Link Posted: 5/20/2013 12:00:51 PM EDT


This. There are pictures and stuff in today's age.

Technology 1
ARFCOMers -1
Link Posted: 5/20/2013 12:01:09 PM EDT
No ground cloth? Ground moisture coming right through the bottom of that tent, just saying.
Link Posted: 5/20/2013 12:01:38 PM EDT
Not at all what I thought this would be about ...
Link Posted: 5/20/2013 12:03:12 PM EDT
Full of win!
Link Posted: 5/20/2013 12:04:38 PM EDT
Nice.
Link Posted: 5/20/2013 12:05:26 PM EDT
I am proud to be involved in that wonderful tent.
Link Posted: 5/20/2013 12:07:41 PM EDT
Originally Posted By RabidMonkeyPox:
I am proud to be involved in that wonderful tent.


Like on a intimate level?
Link Posted: 5/20/2013 12:07:51 PM EDT


Looks like a blast, sorry I missed it.
Link Posted: 5/20/2013 12:10:46 PM EDT
Link Posted: 5/20/2013 12:11:48 PM EDT
Originally Posted By USMC6177:
Originally Posted By RabidMonkeyPox:
I am proud to be involved in that wonderful tent.


Like on a intimate level?


I was back up
Link Posted: 5/20/2013 12:12:20 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/28/2015 7:40:07 PM EDT by Ciraxis]
Originally Posted By RabidMonkeyPox:
Originally Posted By USMC6177:
Originally Posted By RabidMonkeyPox:
I am proud to be involved in that wonderful tent.
View Quote


Like on a intimate level?
View Quote


I was back up
View Quote


Link Posted: 5/20/2013 12:13:47 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Ciraxis:
Originally Posted By RabidMonkeyPox:
Originally Posted By USMC6177:
Originally Posted By RabidMonkeyPox:
I am proud to be involved in that wonderful tent.


Like on a intimate level?


I was back up


http://imageshack.us/a/img197/4204/img0296jgq.jpg


Why hello
Link Posted: 5/20/2013 12:14:16 PM EDT
winning
Link Posted: 5/20/2013 12:15:32 PM EDT
Originally Posted By MSC182:
Nice job!

And we'll definitely take care of them down here.


I may have missed it.

Have they decided where they are locating too???
Link Posted: 5/20/2013 12:15:51 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Ciraxis:
Originally Posted By RabidMonkeyPox:
Originally Posted By USMC6177:
Originally Posted By RabidMonkeyPox:
I am proud to be involved in that wonderful tent.


Like on a intimate level?


I was back up


http://imageshack.us/a/img197/4204/img0296jgq.jpg


Needs a U GONNA GET LOVED TENDERLY caption.
Link Posted: 5/20/2013 12:15:55 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Surveyor75:
Originally Posted By MSC182:
Nice job!

And we'll definitely take care of them down here.


I may have missed it.

Have they decided where they are locating too???


I think outside Dallas
Link Posted: 5/20/2013 12:16:19 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 5/20/2013 12:16:50 PM EDT by EdAvilaSr]
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