GF and I went to the movies yesterday, i wanted to see "40 year old virgin" she wanted to see "Skeleton key"
GF:"If I have to watch that YOU'll be a 40 yr old virgin"
Me: "Considering Im not 40 and Im not a virgin now, I dont really see how thats possible"
GF: "Well youll be a Born agian virgin, that how long it'll be"
Me: "Skeleton Key it is"