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Posted: 12/22/2005 10:28:56 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 12/22/2005 10:30:02 AM EDT by Fat_McNasty]


Bob: Okay, g'day, this is our Christmas part of the album and you can play this at your Christmas parties, uh, or to yourself on Christmas Eve if there's nothing else to do.
Doug: G'day, eh, in case you thought, like, I wasn't on this part.
Bob: Oh, I'd guarantee you you'd be on. Okay, so g'day, this is the Christmas part and we're going to tell you what to get, uh, your true love for Christmas.
Doug: Look out the window!
Bob: Where? What're you doing?
Doug: Snow, hosehead.
Bob: What? Oh, it's the Great White North and it's snowing 'cause its Christmas time. Hey, hoser!
Doug: What?
Bob: Here's a quiz... Quiz for Doug.
Doug: Okay, I have my thinking toque on.
Bob: Yeah, right. What are the twelve days of Christmas? Because, figure it out, right? Christmas is when?
Doug: Uh, the twenty-fifth.
Bob: Right, and what's the twenty-fourth? Christmas Eve, right?
Doug: That's two.
Bob: And then, what's after that?
Doug: Um...
Bob: Boxing Day.
Doug: Wrestling Day.
Bob: No, get out!
Doug: Boxing Day, yeah, yeah, I knew.
Bob: That's three, then what's after that? Nothing.
Doug: New Year's.
Bob: Four, and what's...
Doug: New Year's Eve.
Bob: Five.
Doug: Okay.
Bob: Where do you get twelve?
Doug: Uh, there's two Saturdays and Sundays in there, that's four. That's nine, and three other days which I believe are the mystery days.
Bob: Okay, now this is our Christmas song, in case you don't know what to get somebody for Christmas.
Doug: There's lots of ideas in here, so listen and don't get stuck.


1. A Beer
2. Two turtlenecks and a beer
3. Three french toast and a beer
4. Four pounds of backbacon and a beer
5. Five golden touques!
6. Six packs of two-four
7. Seven packs of smokes
8. Eight comic books
TWELVE!
Doug: Good day, and welcome to day twelve!
Link Posted: 12/22/2005 10:32:25 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 12/22/2005 10:32:43 AM EDT by HardShell]
The main reason I stayed up late to catch SCTV as a child...
Link Posted: 12/22/2005 10:37:26 AM EDT
Ever play "Beer Hunter?"
Link Posted: 12/22/2005 10:40:01 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 12/22/2005 10:40:42 AM EDT by Stealth]

Originally Posted By Brohawk:
Ever play "Beer Hunter?"



I did. Everyone gets wet eh.


(Take off to the great white north, take off, it's a beauty way to go)
Link Posted: 12/22/2005 10:40:37 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Brohawk:
Ever play "Beer Hunter?"



Yes! and introduces a few people to in while in the .mil..
Link Posted: 12/22/2005 10:53:12 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Stealth:

(Take off to the great white north, take off, it's a beauty way to go)



That was from when they interviewed Geddy Lee.
Link Posted: 12/22/2005 11:01:25 AM EDT
Six packs of two-four


6 cases of beer?
Link Posted: 12/22/2005 11:09:10 AM EDT
Ha ha, one of my favorite movies ever.
Link Posted: 12/22/2005 11:12:36 AM EDT

Originally Posted By WyattEarp:
Ha ha, one of my favorite movies ever.



"Look! Chocolate milk!"

"I don't think you should drink that, eh?"

later...

"You're so pretty. I'd kiss you if I didn't have puke breath."

Link Posted: 12/22/2005 11:41:22 AM EDT
now if we can just get it in MP3 or some other friendly format
Link Posted: 12/22/2005 11:45:46 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Fat_McNasty:
Six packs of two-four


6 cases of beer?



yeah, hoser
Link Posted: 12/22/2005 12:08:19 PM EDT

Originally Posted By HardShell:
The main reason I stayed up late to catch SCTV as a child...



+1
Link Posted: 12/22/2005 12:26:14 PM EDT

Originally Posted By HardShell:
The main reason I stayed up late to catch SCTV as a child...



As a child?

I think I just aged some more.
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