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Posted: 11/2/2006 11:20:20 AM EDT
How did God kill all the dinosaurs 5000 years ago, with a 9mm or a .45... or were they all aborted before Noah got a chance to load them on the ark along with the multi-racial members of his family?

If evolution isn't real, then how do creationists explain people of different races?  I mean, if we all came from one man/woman, then we should all look like they did, right?  How are there people of different sizes, colors, and physical features around the world unless they evolved at some point?  Or is this another one of those things that "God just made it that way"?

A 9mm AR-15 is the best home defense weapon available.  Bonus points if it has a suppressor.  Shotguns are not well-suited to the purpose and should be left to the bird hunters.

Glocks are always reliable out of the box.  1911's take tons of work to not jam every other shot.

The 5.56 was designed to wound, not kill.  It takes more men out of the battle when they have to drag the wounded man away from danger.

The AK-47 is a better weapon than the AR-15 because it has looser tolerances which make it more reliable.

"American" auto makers suck.  Foreign vehicles are the only ones worth buying.

Aimpoint is better than EOTech.

So, I met this hot dominatrix on MySpace and I'm going to meet her in an hour...

New gurl here!!  I'm 19, blonde, green eyes, 125lbs., 34DD, I LUV guns and performing felatio.  I have pictures if anyone wants to see 'em.  tee hee.  





Link Posted: 11/2/2006 11:21:04 AM EDT
[#1]
God only needs a .22 and a .38.

"God just made it that way"  Deal with it.

Mine:
And yes, I have my papaerwork for an SBR at the ATF right now.



Neither my Glock or my 1911 have ever jamed on me.

BS My 5.56 kills the paper dead every time.

So the AK is a whore and the AR does not mine little cartridges.  Sounds like a pair of ladies I would like to get to know.

My Chevy said F you.

My EOTech said F you.

SIIHPAPP

Are you an AK or an AR?
Link Posted: 11/2/2006 11:21:14 AM EDT
[#2]
Cypher you are going to hell for this post.  
Link Posted: 11/2/2006 11:21:40 AM EDT
[#3]

Quoted:
God only needs a .22 and a .38.


God only needs to point his finger and sa "bang"  
Link Posted: 11/2/2006 11:22:41 AM EDT
[#4]

Quoted:
Cypher you are going to hell for this post.  


You Bible thumpers... always condemning people to hell...
Link Posted: 11/2/2006 11:22:44 AM EDT
[#5]
-1 point for no Walmart reference.
Link Posted: 11/2/2006 11:23:04 AM EDT
[#6]
 
Link Posted: 11/2/2006 11:23:48 AM EDT
[#7]

Quoted: -1 point for no Walmart reference.


-1 for not bringing up a Draw Down at a Car Wash!!!
Link Posted: 11/2/2006 11:23:51 AM EDT
[#8]
never going to hit 100 pages.


It will be locked before that.
Link Posted: 11/2/2006 11:24:16 AM EDT
[#9]
Should public schools be teaching creationism?
(see answer on page 99)
Link Posted: 11/2/2006 11:24:39 AM EDT
[#10]
-1 No Draw Down story.
Link Posted: 11/2/2006 11:24:43 AM EDT
[#11]
Yeah!  

Where is the guy who ran past the Wal Mart receipt checker?

Link Posted: 11/2/2006 11:25:48 AM EDT
[#12]
Nothing about a keystroke logger?

Or Pacino's rifle in HEAT?

Link Posted: 11/2/2006 11:25:59 AM EDT
[#13]
-1 For not mentioning a meatloaf bearing MILF.
Link Posted: 11/2/2006 11:27:14 AM EDT
[#14]

Quoted:
-1 point for no Walmart reference.


So, I went to buy a .45 value pack at Wal-Mart and this dumbass behind the counter couldn't find it.  After 5 minutes of "no, the one on the left... that's .40... the one next to it... ok, down 2 shelves... no, up one... to the right 3 boxes...that one... no THAT ONE RIGHT THERE!", she asked to see my ID and wanted to know if it was legal for a 34 year old to buy pistol ammo.  I bought the ammo and she insisted that I had to be escorted to my vehicle by a manager, at which point, I blew up, threw the ammo at her, demanded my money back, and was arrested for public intoxication.  Wal-Mart SUCKS!
Link Posted: 11/2/2006 11:28:03 AM EDT
[#15]

I heard that God dropped an AK in the mud, had a dinosaur walk on it and then a hot S&M chick pissed on it and it not only still fired but she killed the dinosaur with one shot.

Link Posted: 11/2/2006 11:29:02 AM EDT
[#16]
good luck
Link Posted: 11/2/2006 11:30:39 AM EDT
[#17]

Quoted:
I heard that God dropped an AK in the mud, had a dinosaur walk on it and then a hot S&M chick pissed on it and it not only still fired but she killed the dinosaur with one shot.



But there is no God.
Link Posted: 11/2/2006 11:31:11 AM EDT
[#18]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Cypher you are going to hell for this post.  


You Bible thumpers... always condemning people to hell...


you can save yourself by posting pics of your hawt self fellating a nice gun.
Link Posted: 11/2/2006 11:31:40 AM EDT
[#19]
A JBT shot my dog in the Wal-Mart parking lot right in front of my MySpace date after the receipt checker chased me out of the store because I crapped all over the bathroom floor.
Link Posted: 11/2/2006 11:32:31 AM EDT
[#20]
So I had to draw down on the guy checking reciepts at Walmart......
Link Posted: 11/2/2006 11:33:54 AM EDT
[#21]
I hate cops.
Link Posted: 11/2/2006 11:36:19 AM EDT
[#22]
Waste of bandwidth, +1 thread, too stupid to survive, religion bashing. Take your pick.
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