Posted: 12/24/2008 6:40:36 AM EDT
Well folks it is Christmas time in the states. Usually I'm surronded By foreigners in a foreiegn land where at least every other person wants me dead. Yup, Joy to the World and all of that. So now I'm home and I get to go to Robinson county and share Christmas eve with the In laws To be fair every other person doesn't want me dead there. I would wager it's more like 1 in 5. So I gotta clean off and shine my steel toed boots, find my oversized Christmas sweater (covers my Glock and two spare Mags) Gotta clean and sharpen my Gerber. 
poll inbound Lock and load its family time 
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My bro in law is a moron. I think He's just coming up for Christmas to shoot my guns.  Mine is so fucking stupid he accidentally mows his Marijuana plants................. He grows and sells Marijuana, so he can have the money to.......... wait for it...... ....................... Smoke Marijuana 
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Are you talking about Robeson County?  You beat me to it. Robeson Co. OMG one of us arfcommers is married into *the* Robeson Co Lumbees??? 
They known as unique for being both so ancestrally mixed and yet so inbred at the same time. Don't get him started on how they cook down there. |
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An evening of me looking at Fatback cracklin and 'fried okrie'Quoted:
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They known as unique for being both so ancestrally mixed and yet so inbred at the same time. Don't get him started on how they cook down there.
They COOK? I thought they just gnawed on raw frozen fish sticks topped off with squirt cheese.  meanwhile incomprehensible gibberish abounds while they accuse my wife of turning white because she uses a fork
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An evening of me looking at Fatback cracklin and 'fried okrie'I thought they just gnawed on raw frozen fish sticks topped off with squirt cheese. meanwhile incomprehensible gibberish abounds while they accuse my wife of turning white because she uses a fork
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My wife has is the only one with, teeth all but wisdom, she has one tatoo above her fourth point of contact. The rest have gangster tats and about 50% tooth or limb loss
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An evening of me looking at Fatback cracklin and 'fried okrie'I thought they just gnawed on raw frozen fish sticks topped off with squirt cheese. meanwhile incomprehensible gibberish abounds while they accuse my wife of turning white because she uses a fork
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Don't worry my wife makes it worth it!!!!!! She is Beautiful intelligent Horny and in general fun to be around. She hardly does any of the chick things that make dudes crazy. She handles finances better then me. She understands my job. She is the best partner and friend I could haveSorry, can't help you much ... I am blessed with really great in-laws.  I can deal with the In laws
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