(1) What does the average Texas A&M player get on his SATs? ......Drool



(2) What do you get when you put 8 Arkansas cheerleaders in one room? ......A full set of teeth



(3) How do you get a Nebraska cheerleader into your dorm room? ......Grease her hips and push.



(4) How do you get a Colorado graduate off your porch? ......Pay him for the pizza.



(5) Why do the Texas Tech cheerleaders wear bibs? ......To keep the tobacco juice off their uniforms



(6) Why is the Baylor football team like a possum? ......Because they play dead at home and get killed on the road



(7) What are the longest three years of an Oklahoma football player's life? ......His freshman year



(8) How many Ole Miss freshmen does it take to change a light bulb? ......None. That's a sophomore course.



(9) Where was O.J. headed in the white Bronco? ......Lexington, Kentucky because he knew the police would never look there for a Heisman Trophy winner



(10) Why did Texas choose orange as their team color? ......You can wear it for the game on Saturday, hunting on Sunday and picking up trash along the highways the rest of the week.

HAHHH   now that is good,you make that up or steal it somewhere?    Good hummor!

   Bob [:D]

Well leggs you know we have 33 players on our team from Texas,and number 22 Grifin is from Austin I think!     When we lost some key players he was asked to come in in the middle of the season to help out his team,there buy losing a years eligability!  So we could have used him for one more year!

 I think he will go good in the draft,he is so small (like nottingham) the really tall linemen can't see his little rocket ass till he is full head of steam and blows right by them!  Strong small center of gravity and good foot speed!

 Really hard to grab him kinda like he is A texas armadillo!

  Bob [:D]