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Posted: 7/13/2002 11:39:46 AM EDT
At a small terminal in the Texas Panhandle, three strangers are awaiting their shuttle flight. One is a Native American passing through from Oklahoma. Another, a local ranch hand on his way to Ft. Worth for a stock show. The third passenger is an Arab student, newly arrived at the Texas oil patch from the Middle East. To pass the time they strike up a conversation on recent events, and the discussion drifts to their diverse cultures. Soon the Westerners learn that the Arab is a devout Muslim. The conversation falls into an uneasy lull. The cowpoke leans back in his chair, crosses his boots on a magazine table, tips his big sweat-stained hat forward over his face. The wind outside blows tumbleweeds and the old windsock flaps, but no plane comes. Finally, the Native American clears his throat and softly, he speaks: "Once my people were many, now we are few." The Muslim raises an eyebrow and leans forward, "Once my people were few," he sneers, "and now we are many. Why do you suppose that is?" The Texan shifts the toothpick to one side of his mouth and from the darkness beneath his Stetson says, "That's 'cause we ain't played Cowboys and Muslims yet."
Link Posted: 7/13/2002 11:43:46 AM EDT
In before the lock! (If history repeats itself)
Link Posted: 7/13/2002 11:45:01 AM EDT
lol priceless
Link Posted: 7/13/2002 11:46:24 AM EDT
Link Posted: 7/13/2002 11:49:53 AM EDT
i like that!
Link Posted: 7/13/2002 11:58:51 AM EDT
yet....
Link Posted: 7/13/2002 12:48:09 PM EDT
Why lock it? it's the truth...
Link Posted: 7/13/2002 12:51:46 PM EDT
Originally Posted By realist: Why lock it? it's the truth...
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thats funny
Link Posted: 7/13/2002 1:13:00 PM EDT
Originally Posted By SJSAMPLE: In before the lock! (If history repeats itself)
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DITTO! Lock in route! It's a PC thing.
Link Posted: 7/13/2002 1:16:59 PM EDT
I'm here...
Link Posted: 7/13/2002 1:20:19 PM EDT
You know, in order for something to be truly funny, it has to have some basis in fact. And I have never had a topic locked, and I do not plan on having one locked. Where is ETH when you need him?
Link Posted: 7/13/2002 1:43:42 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 7/13/2002 1:46:46 PM EDT by cluster]
Be right Back.. Im off to the local Quike-Mart to play [red][s]Cowboys and Muslims[/s][/red] err I mean .. get a slurpe.. [:d] NO wait those ar Hindus.. right..? Oh well its thaught that counts... [}:D]
Link Posted: 7/13/2002 1:54:14 PM EDT
SJSAMPLE: In before the lock! (If history repeats itself)
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No snit. [i]Two weeks ago Sweep locked my account for that joke. Said I was promoting ethnic cleansing, holocausts, final solutions, genocide, or something like that...[/i]
Link Posted: 7/14/2002 2:50:46 AM EDT
That is the best joke I've heard in a long time, Thanks
Link Posted: 7/14/2002 6:02:33 AM EDT
[size=4]In before the [/size=4][img]http://www.ar15.com/forums/images/icons/icon_folder_locked.gif[/img]
Link Posted: 7/14/2002 6:10:03 AM EDT
Read a book called American Jihad by this dude named Emerson. It seems as if we need an influx of cowboys in both Houston and Dallas.
Link Posted: 7/28/2002 5:27:07 AM EDT
Not locked!
Link Posted: 7/28/2002 6:21:31 AM EDT
I've never got to say it before...In before the lock!!! ...fullclip
Link Posted: 7/28/2002 6:53:37 AM EDT
Nice joke.... Please don't sent anymore cowboys to Houston, we got enough drugstore cowboys here now! Cheers
Link Posted: 7/28/2002 7:03:20 AM EDT
Well, just in case, and since I have never done it before, In Before The Lock!!
Link Posted: 7/28/2002 10:15:48 AM EDT
Link Posted: 7/28/2002 12:47:36 PM EDT
I don't usually log in when surfing this site, but I did when I seen this one. In before the lock. thats a funny joke though
Link Posted: 7/28/2002 12:53:22 PM EDT
We agree it is coming, and I am in before the lock. Funny sh!t
Link Posted: 7/28/2002 1:12:03 PM EDT
IBTL, and this was done about four days ago, with similar replies......
Link Posted: 7/28/2002 1:13:47 PM EDT
[url]http://www.ar15.com/forums/topic.html?id=135413[/url] Plus, there's more jokes in that one. [:P]
Link Posted: 7/28/2002 1:22:49 PM EDT
Gotta join the crowd. In before the lock. btw, it is a great joke. Dirk
Link Posted: 7/28/2002 3:32:53 PM EDT
IBTL... I'm just a lemming. . . . . . . . . [BD]
Link Posted: 7/28/2002 7:21:24 PM EDT
YEEEEHAWWWWW......Go Head on Cowboy [:D]
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