You know, we should set up a production company; I just thought up the perfect, perfect film role for him.
We should hire him for this film I just thought up: "Beat the shit out of a Hollywood hippie".
We make him sign a contract stating he won't sue if he gets injured, and that we'll pay for all medical costs. Since he's a has-been/never-was, he'd probably do the film for like $10,000 and some Cheetos.
We then hire some cage fighter or something, give 'em both some crystal meth, and start filming.
I'd pay to see him get his ass kicked on film, for real. I truly would. I think many others would as well. The potential of this idea....this could make BILLIONS, especially in reruns on TV. "Remember that whiney kid in T2 who couldn't put down the beer bottle long enough afterwards to actually get a job? Want to see him get his ass kicked in full living color, by a methed-out cage fighter? Come on down to the movie theater, and hear the bone crunching in hi-def dolby 5.1 digital sound!"
And at the end of it all, if he gets hurt...oh well, so we pay his hospital bill and any rehab costs. It'd be a drop in the bucker, money-wise.
Hm....I should contact one of my hollyweird friends...see if this has potential...