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Posted: 12/28/2005 12:25:58 PM EDT
Ten Thoughts to Ponder



Number 10 - Life is sexually transmitted.



Number 9 - Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.



Number 8 - Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.



Number 7 - Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.



Number 6 - Some people are like a Slinky.....not really good for anything, out you still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.



Number 5 - Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.



Number 4 - All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.



Number 3 - Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars and a substantial tax cut saves you thirty cents?



Number 2 - In the 60s, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.



AND THE NUMBER 1 THOUGHT: We know exactly where one cow with Mad-cow-disease is located among the millions and millions of cows in America but we haven't got a clue as to where thousands of illegal immigrants and terrorists are located. Maybe we should put the Department of Agriculture in charge of immigration.


Rick
Link Posted: 12/28/2005 12:58:07 PM EDT
Great !
Link Posted: 12/28/2005 1:00:10 PM EDT
Good one!
Link Posted: 12/28/2005 1:06:20 PM EDT
BIG +1
Link Posted: 12/28/2005 1:22:25 PM EDT
Link Posted: 12/28/2005 1:29:46 PM EDT

Originally Posted By mjohn3006:
Dupe.

www.AR15.com/forums/topic.html?b=1&f=5&t=418285



Dont care if its a dupe! I LIKE IT!!!
Link Posted: 12/28/2005 1:31:28 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 12/28/2005 1:31:28 PM EDT by tc6969]
We just did this two weeks ago
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