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Posted: 3/21/2009 1:01:29 PM EDT

You have until 10:00 p.m . Central Time to tell me why I should buy you a membership. You must live south of the Mason-Dixon line and know what grits are to qualify.

Your entry must take the form of an original picture of some sort. It must make me and my friends laugh and it must include a southern theme of some sort.

Posted: 3/21/2009 1:06:09 PM EDT

[#1]

Thats regionism!!!

Posted: 3/21/2009 1:08:09 PM EDT

[#2]

Quoted:
You have until 10:00 p.m . Central Time to tell me why I should buy you a membership. You must live south of the Mason-Dixon line and know what grits are to qualify.

Your entry must take the form of an original picture of some sort. It must make me and my friends laugh and it must include a southern theme of some sort.

Do you mean like a guy humping his sister?

Edit : ooops you said original . sorry

Posted: 3/21/2009 1:09:12 PM EDT

[#3]

Quoted:

Quoted:
You have until 10:00 p.m . Central Time to tell me why I should buy you a membership. You must live south of the Mason-Dixon line and know what grits are to qualify.

Your entry must take the form of an original picture of some sort. It must make me and my friends laugh and it must include a southern theme of some sort.

Do you mean like a guy humping his sister?

Sorry, you can post that pic, but you still don't qualify

Posted: 3/21/2009 1:10:05 PM EDT

[#4]

tag for the coming high-larity.

Posted: 3/21/2009 1:10:11 PM EDT

[#5]

Posted: 3/21/2009 1:10:30 PM EDT

[#6]

Posted: 3/21/2009 1:11:52 PM EDT

[#7]

Because I can't afford a real bike and my friends make fun of me. At least I could be a cool team member.

Posted: 3/21/2009 1:12:27 PM EDT

[#8]

Pretty "ballsy" to post that pic. Knock it off.

-T7

Posted: 3/21/2009 1:12:38 PM EDT

[#9]

Posted: 3/21/2009 1:12:56 PM EDT

[#10]

Quoted:
You have until 10:00 p.m . Central Time to tell me why I should buy you a membership. You must live south of the Mason-Dixon line and know what grits are to qualify.

Your entry must take the form of an original picture of some sort. It must make me and my friends laugh and it must include a southern theme of some sort.

What if we used to live below the MDL but now are up north?

Posted: 3/21/2009 1:13:07 PM EDT

[#11]

Quoted:
<Edit. Bama>

winner but coc in effect

Posted: 3/21/2009 1:14:25 PM EDT

[#12]

Wow...

Posted: 3/21/2009 1:14:58 PM EDT

[#13]

Posted: 3/21/2009 1:15:14 PM EDT

[#14]

Quoted:

Quoted:
You have until 10:00 p.m . Central Time to tell me why I should buy you a membership. You must live south of the Mason-Dixon line and know what grits are to qualify.

Your entry must take the form of an original picture of some sort. It must make me and my friends laugh and it must include a southern theme of some sort.

Do you mean like a guy humping his sister?

Edit : ooops you said original . sorry

HA HA HA HA! Gaddam! That never gets old. I mean its just too orginial! I know stupid northern fuckers are pretty one-track minded, but it still a real knee-slapper.

BTW, why are so many yankees moving down here? If we're so backward, why is the yakee population coming down here. I don't know whats worse: mexicans or yankees. The only difference is that I have met mexicans that were plesant and likeable.

Posted: 3/21/2009 1:16:15 PM EDT

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Posted: 3/21/2009 1:17:01 PM EDT

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Posted: 3/21/2009 1:17:39 PM EDT

[#17]

Quoted:
. You must live south of the Mason-Dixon line and know what grits are to qualify.

Does that mean some guy in Maryland is eligible if he knows what grits are?

Posted: 3/21/2009 1:17:56 PM EDT

[#18]

Welp..... IBTL!

- Clint

Posted: 3/21/2009 1:19:28 PM EDT

[#19]

LOL, so only the extreme right coast of the US is able to enter? Nobody from MS of course because that doesn't have anything to do with the Mason-Dixon line. The line stops just before the Ohio Border.

Now if you want to extend the line to the left coast, then everyone south of that line that is on the Pennsylvania border gets to enter.

Probably not what you wanted

Posted: 3/21/2009 1:19:29 PM EDT

[#20]

Posted: 3/21/2009 1:23:13 PM EDT

[#21]

Posted: 3/21/2009 1:25:49 PM EDT

[#22]

Ooh, Ooh...I know what grits are!

They're the thing I say "No, thanks" to when the waitress asks if I want some.

Posted: 3/21/2009 1:25:59 PM EDT

[#23]

Does Kansas count? We didn't actually take sides because (at the time) we had two state governments. Also Bushwhackers and Jay hawkers were killing each other long before the civil war started.

Posted: 3/21/2009 1:28:05 PM EDT

[#24]

Posted: 3/21/2009 1:28:20 PM EDT

[#25]

Quoted:

Pretty "ballsy" to post that pic. Knock it off.

-T7

LOL

Posted: 3/21/2009 1:28:23 PM EDT

[#26]

Posted: 3/21/2009 1:29:06 PM EDT

[#27]

Quoted:

Quoted:
You have until 10:00 p.m . Central Time to tell me why I should buy you a membership. You must live south of the Mason-Dixon line and know what grits are to qualify.

Your entry must take the form of an original picture of some sort. It must make me and my friends laugh and it must include a southern theme of some sort.

Do you mean like a guy humping his sister?

Edit : ooops you said original . sorry

HA HA HA HA! Gaddam! That never gets old. I mean its just too orginial! I know stupid northern fuckers are pretty one-track minded, but it still a real knee-slapper.

BTW, why are so many yankees moving down here? If we're so backward, why is the yakee population coming down here. I don't know whats worse: mexicans or yankees. The only difference is that I have met mexicans that were plesant and likeable.

Aw thats funny shit there !

How about a pic of a guy humping his own wife now that would be original.

Posted: 3/21/2009 1:36:15 PM EDT

[#28]

Dedicated to the greatest moonshiner in East Tennessee, Popcorn Sutton
May he, Rest in peace.

He did make some good corn whisky.

Posted: 3/21/2009 1:37:10 PM EDT

[#29]

Quoted:

Pretty "ballsy" to post that pic. Knock it off.

-T7

So we can post Fuck but not show an obscure pic of my uncle jerry?

Posted: 3/21/2009 1:39:32 PM EDT

[#30]

Quoted:

Pretty "ballsy" to post that pic. Knock it off.

-T7

So we can post Fuck but not show an obscure pic of my uncle jerry?

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3621/3332145291_fbe72bd26d.jpg

No one wants to see some fat guys sack.

Posted: 3/21/2009 1:42:41 PM EDT

[#31]

Popcorn died!!???

Damn. RIP, Popcorn.

Posted: 3/21/2009 1:51:22 PM EDT

[#32]

Took it on a road trip.

Posted: 3/21/2009 1:51:45 PM EDT

[#33]

from the heart of KY i give you....
bacon infused bourbon

Posted: 3/21/2009 1:54:05 PM EDT

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Posted: 3/21/2009 1:59:52 PM EDT

[#35]

War eagle

Posted: 3/21/2009 2:03:13 PM EDT

[#36]

Quoted:
http://myredneckworld.com/image2.jpg

War eagle

War Damn Eagle!

Posted: 3/21/2009 2:05:31 PM EDT

[#37]

Dang!

Yesterday I saw an 18 wheeler with "She Thinks My Tractor's Sexy!" stenciled in 12" letters across the cab! I KNEW I should have snapped a photo!

Posted: 3/21/2009 2:09:46 PM EDT

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Posted: 3/21/2009 2:11:30 PM EDT

[#39]

Post 1000 -

Not exactly "Southern" but here's me beating up ol' Schicklgruber last summer in Volgograd (you may know of it as Stalingrad), Russia while I was there for a brief study abroad.

Posted: 3/21/2009 2:20:27 PM EDT

[#40]

Huntin and Killin

taken somewhere near the Alabama, Georgia line... 3 day weekend involving excessive beer, grilling out, and huntin fer dem critters

Posted: 3/21/2009 2:20:56 PM EDT

[#41]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wBocef6iQps

I don't know how to embed videos....

Posted: 3/21/2009 2:24:06 PM EDT

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Posted: 3/21/2009 2:24:11 PM EDT

[#43]

Well here's my try...might not be as funny but its on point...minus the "group pics" at the end these all are in my life

well call these grits^^^ and we call these grits to...vvvv

we use guns for everything....

work^^^ and killing hogs...vvvvv

if your fishing your drinking and bass is what you catch...

if your not driving a 4x4 your driving one of these...vvv because SMOKEY DID bottom line

because we have field parties and see who's fire gets bigger

and finally if you dont know who either of these "groups" are then your NOT southern

Posted: 3/21/2009 2:27:25 PM EDT

[#44]

tag for ensuing hilarity..

Posted: 3/21/2009 2:29:47 PM EDT

[#45]

Quoted:
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y214/ultramagbrion/LittleRoundTop.gif

Oh Hell Yeah !

Posted: 3/21/2009 2:35:39 PM EDT

[#46]

Quoted:
http://myredneckworld.com/image2.jpg

War eagle

Post an Auburn thump wearing Crimson tide shit?Yeah you qualify;here's your sign.The only thing missing is the toilet seat on the lawn chair so you can feed the bass.