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Posted: 4/12/2012 2:02:46 AM EDT
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It goes on your weiner, not in your mouth
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Posted: 4/12/2012 2:03:22 AM EDT
[#2]
It's latex and youz trolling.
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Posted: 4/12/2012 2:07:30 AM EDT
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I suspect you need to have a serious talk with your boyfriend about boundary issues.
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Posted: 4/12/2012 2:08:52 AM EDT
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This may be a funny thread IN!
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Posted: 4/12/2012 2:19:04 AM EDT
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How can you possibly say this:
I know...... I know.....This is GD but lets try to keep this serious.
.......and then follow it with: For the last couple of days I have had a powerful taste of laytex or rubber in my mouth.
Sorry. I have nothing beneficial to add. But I'm going to stick around for the jokes and/or actual GD doctors to let everyone know what the hell is happening to OP. BTW, dibs on guns and ammo. In trying to be helpful, I Googled "Why does my mouth taste like rubber?" and found this on Yahoo Questions: Question: Hands taste weird. What to do? Ok, so I was eating some popcorn chicken earlier today, and I find a taste of rubber bands in my mouth. A couple of bites later and I found out the source of the taste is in my hands. I go to rinse my hands off with soap, and a couple of hours later, I eat some carrot sticks. I taste rubber in my mouth AGAIN. The taste is also coming from the area surrounding my mouth. I washed my mouth with Listerine, and a few hours later, I eat some Lays potato chips. My mouth STILL tastes like rubber bands. What can I do to get rid of the taste? Answer: Wash with soup. I'm fucking dying over here. 
I need to go to sleep. |
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Posted: 4/12/2012 2:24:09 AM EDT
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They make them in flavors you know.
I saw them in a truck stop restroom once. OK maybe twice... |
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Posted: 4/12/2012 2:24:32 AM EDT
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I'll tell you exactly what it's like....
You know the smell taste you get after putting on a halloween mask? I have that taste/smell all the fucking time.. For the last couple of days... It's starting to bother me pretty damn bad, bad enough to post about it GD. |
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Posted: 4/12/2012 2:25:55 AM EDT
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Quoted:
It goes on your weiner, not in your mouth First post Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile |
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Posted: 4/12/2012 2:26:10 AM EDT
[#9]
in on this one
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Posted: 4/12/2012 2:26:24 AM EDT
[#10]
Do you currently or have you recently had a cold, or are you on any medications?
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Posted: 4/12/2012 2:27:42 AM EDT
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Now I'm stuck on reading weird medical issues on Google:
Like most of you i too have the awful smell in my nose, now im going to get graphic here and tell you some gross things but its for a better understanding of this weird smell. Ok, if i get some of the discharge out of my nose and smell it, it smells like a mixture of rotten eggs and glue. i usually get a blend of dark dark brown crust of some kind and a green/white slime. I think ive purposly caused this "Infection" by sniffing my nose hard too many times throughout the day, its kinda addicting to clear my nose. I think my boogers are staying in my nose too long and rotting, then slowly pushing outwards causing the bad egg smell..........can anybody tell me how to get rid of this embarassing smell because everybody can smell it if i blow my nose, its that bad!....thanks WTF?
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Posted: 4/12/2012 2:29:09 AM EDT
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Do you currently or have you recently had a cold, or are you on any medications? Several RX drugs. No cold but I am having major sinus/allergy issues. |
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Posted: 4/12/2012 2:29:20 AM EDT
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Quoted: This may be a funny thread IN! what would you know about a taste of latex? ever had a wrapped up frank in your pie-hole?  |
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Posted: 4/12/2012 2:31:22 AM EDT
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Quoted: Any new meds? Some blood pressure drugs, antibiotics and chemo drugs can mess up taste.Quoted: Do you currently or have you recently had a cold, or are you on any medications? Several RX drugs. No cold but I am having major sinus/allergy issues. |
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Posted: 4/12/2012 2:33:01 AM EDT
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Quoted: Quoted: This may be a funny thread IN! what would you know about a taste of latex? ever had a wrapped up frank in your pie-hole? This is dildos! |
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Posted: 4/12/2012 2:34:45 AM EDT
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Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: This may be a funny thread IN! what would you know about a taste of latex? ever had a wrapped up frank in your pie-hole? This is dildos! |
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Posted: 4/12/2012 2:44:05 AM EDT
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Well, have you been sucking dick with a rubber on it? If so they make flavored ones that may help. I have no idea if they work or not.
If not then that's freaking weird. Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile |
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Posted: 4/12/2012 2:51:47 AM EDT
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Quoted:
This may be a funny thread IN! |
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Posted: 4/15/2012 4:23:24 AM EDT
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................Did you seriously think this wouldnt go straight to condom jokes?
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Posted: 4/15/2012 4:29:41 AM EDT
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In.
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Posted: 4/15/2012 4:31:50 AM EDT
[#21]
Tumor?
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Posted: 4/15/2012 7:48:41 AM EDT
[#22]
It sounds like the Dipstick Bandit is visiting you in your sleep. Is your mouth sore when you wake up?
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Posted: 4/15/2012 7:54:41 AM EDT
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Quoted:
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Any new meds? Some blood pressure drugs, antibiotics and chemo drugs can mess up taste.
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Do you currently or have you recently had a cold, or are you on any medications? Several RX drugs. No cold but I am having major sinus/allergy issues. after 7 years I still have messed up smells from chemo drugs.. delayed and phantom smells are part of my life now..  and the smell of latex makes me sick.
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Posted: 4/15/2012 7:56:02 AM EDT
[#24]
I hate to break it to you but you're defective.
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Posted: 4/15/2012 7:57:48 AM EDT
[#25]
Haha . There are certain things you just don't post in GD . This would have to be close to the top of the list.
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Posted: 4/15/2012 7:59:03 AM EDT
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Quoted: It goes on your weiner, not in your mouth maybe he was giving head to a dude that wore a condom? |
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Posted: 4/15/2012 8:01:23 AM EDT
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OP - are you on a nasal steroid such as Nasonex or Omnaris?
I've tried several and noticed some leave a taste. Flonase left a weird taste in my mouth. What about Prednisone? Does your allergist have you on that? I get a metallic taste from that stuff. |
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Posted: 4/15/2012 8:03:16 AM EDT
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Any other side effects such as waking up with greasy buttcheeks?
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Posted: 4/15/2012 8:04:52 AM EDT
[#29]
In on 1
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Posted: 4/15/2012 8:05:09 AM EDT
[#30]
Do you have tonsil stones?
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Posted: 4/15/2012 8:06:46 AM EDT
[#31]
When my allergies get really bad, smells get all out of whack too. So do tastes.
When you get that smell on your hands again, have someone else see if they can smell it too. It may be your nose is hyper-sensitive. |
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Posted: 4/15/2012 8:07:50 AM EDT
[#32]
try changing your clothes
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Posted: 4/15/2012 8:09:58 AM EDT
[#33]
Do you have a male roommate?
Are you waking up with your pants around your ankles and no explanation? Is there some crusty white residue on your mouth upon awakening and you don't know how it got there? Does your male roommate keep chloroform in his room? These are some of the questions you should be pondering. Glad to have helped. |
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Posted: 4/15/2012 8:10:51 AM EDT
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Just ask your dominatrix to wear leather next time.
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Posted: 4/15/2012 8:10:55 AM EDT
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Tag for hilarity that ensues
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Posted: 4/15/2012 8:11:13 AM EDT
[#36]
That is not bubble gum you've been chewing.
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Posted: 4/15/2012 8:17:13 AM EDT
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You promised me you would never share those pics! |
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Posted: 4/15/2012 8:19:08 AM EDT
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You're doing it wrong
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Posted: 4/15/2012 8:28:49 AM EDT
[#39]
stop eating elmers glue.
Seriously though, go see a doctor.
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Posted: 4/15/2012 8:32:31 AM EDT
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Quoted:
This may be a funny thread IN! No shit, how can anyone use a thread title like that and then say 'lets keep this serious"? 
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Posted: 4/15/2012 8:33:46 AM EDT
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Diamond Grip. Protein rated and powder-free.
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Posted: 4/15/2012 9:03:19 AM EDT
[#42]
phantom smells / tastes = sign of brain tumor
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Posted: 4/15/2012 9:10:54 AM EDT
[#43]
"Smell The Glove."
(Someone on here will remember that besides me).
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Posted: 4/15/2012 9:23:49 AM EDT
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phantom smells / tastes = sign of brain tumor its not a tuma! |
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Posted: 4/15/2012 9:24:42 AM EDT
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Quoted: "Smell The Glove." (Someone on here will remember that besides me). You can't really dust for vomit. |
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Posted: 4/15/2012 9:26:31 AM EDT
[#46]
Is not a balloon.
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Posted: 4/15/2012 9:30:50 AM EDT
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Sounds like you have some nasty pus draining from infected sinuses.
Neilmed sinus rinse until you get back to your ENT ASAP. Sounds like you need a good course of antibiotics such as Augmentin for a few weeks and perhaps a CT scan of the sinus. good luck and I hope you feel better. ETA A very rare disease that can cause olfactory hallucinations is a frontal lobe brain tumor. So, keep telling yourself this: 
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Posted: 4/15/2012 9:34:22 AM EDT
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Is this really page 1
nothing relevant just here to see where it lands
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Posted: 4/15/2012 9:36:09 AM EDT
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phantom smells / tastes = sign of brain tumor If you can spin sunglasses around on a table without touching them brain tumor |
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Posted: 4/15/2012 9:52:09 AM EDT
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Try doing a nasal flush with salt water. Neti pot if you have one. Perhaps some sort of allergen is in your sinus. Could be from doing lines of coke off of your boyfriend's erect condom laden penis?
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