Hi,

I found this on another board and think it's pretty funny.

It's the Taliban TV programguide:

6.00 G-Had TV. Morning prayers.
8.30 Talitubbies. Talitubbies say "Ah-ah". Dipsy and
Tinky-Winky repair a Stinger missile launcher.
9.00 Shouts of Praise. More prayers.
11.00 Jihad's Army. The Kandahar-on-Sea battalion
repulse another attack by evil, imperialist, Zionist backed infidels.
12.00 Ready, Steady, Jihad! Celebrities make lethal
devices out of everyday objects.
12.30 Panoramadan. The programme reports on Americas
attempts to take over the world.
13.30 Xena: Modestly dressed Housewife. Xena stays
at home and does some cooking.
14.00 Only Fools and Camels. Dhal-Boy offloads some
Chinese rocket launchers to Hamas.
14.30 Green Peter. The total of Kalashnikovs bought
by the milk bottle top appeal is revealed.
15.00 Madrasah Challenge. Two more Islamic colleges
meet. Bambah Kaskhain asks the questions.'Starter for ten, no praying.'
15.30 I Love 629. A look back at the events of the
year, including the Prophet's entry into Mecca, and the destruction of
pagan idols.
16.00 Question Time. Members of the public face
questions from political and religious leaders.
17.00 Koranation Street. Deirdrie faces execution by
stoning for adultery.
17.30 Middle-East Enders. The entire cast is jailed
for unislamic behaviour.
18.00 Holiday. The team go on pilgrimage to Mecca.
Again.
18.30 Top of the Prophets. Will the Koran be No.1 for the 63,728th week
running?
19.00 Who wants to be a Mujahadin? Mahmoud Tarran
asks the questions. Will contestants phone a mullah, go 'inshallah', or
ask the Islamic council?
20.00 FILM: Shariah's Angels. The three burkha-clad
sleuths go undercover to expose an evil scheme to educate
women.
21.30 Big Brother. Who will be taken out of the
house and executed this week?
22.30 Shahs in their Eyes. More hopefuls imitate
famous destroyers of the infidel.
23.30 They think it's Allah over. Quiz culminating
in the 'don't feel the Mullah' round.
0.00 When Imams attack. Amusing footage shot
secretly in mosques. The filmers were also secretly shot.
12.30 a.m. The West Bank Show. Arts programme
looking at anti-Israel graffiti art in the occupied territories.
1.30 Bhuffi the Infidel Slayer.
2.00 The Gaza strip. The adult hour where couples discuss their
favourite strategic positions.
3.00 A book at bedtime. The Koran. Again

Cheers,
RG.nl

Bwahahahahaha!

Good one, bollocks!

btt

Uh...I think that's the new CBS lineup

Sgtar15

Actually it's the new CNN lineup

You forgot this one:

11:30 How to Buy at American Gunshows - American Sara Brady shows how to travel half way around the world and buy parts, ammo and 50 BMGs at American  gun shows. Then demonstrates how to export them to Afganistan for only 1000 times the cost and trouble to buy them from the former soviet republics.

Isn't is difficult for them to watch TV when we keep knocking out their power?