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Posted: 1/4/2006 6:55:08 PM EDT
I was inspired by the tactical wallet thread the other day.  After all, what good is a tactical wallet without a tactical condom tucked neatly therein?  So, my Arfcom brethren, without further delay I give you:

Lifestyles MARPAT Tactical Condoms.  She'll never see it coming....
Link Posted: 1/4/2006 6:55:35 PM EDT
[#1]
IBTL


Link Posted: 1/4/2006 6:56:10 PM EDT
[#2]
Why, you need to hide your small dick?



EDIT: Sorry, that was just a window of opportunity I couldn't let go...
Link Posted: 1/4/2006 6:57:54 PM EDT
[#3]
do they come with a rail to mount lasers, flashlights(for virgins) ky dispenser w/remote pressure switch pump?
Link Posted: 1/4/2006 6:59:52 PM EDT
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Quoted:
do they come with a rail to mount lasers, flashlights(for virgins) ky dispenser w/remote pressure switch pump?



Ha, lets see surefire make that sh*t.
Link Posted: 1/4/2006 7:01:56 PM EDT
[#5]

Quoted:
Lifestyles MARPAT Tactical Condoms.  She'll never see it coming....




that should help with your self-esteam.
Link Posted: 1/4/2006 7:04:03 PM EDT
[#6]

Quoted:
She'll never see it coming....




Sounds like date rape.  





I'm gonna go hide now.
Link Posted: 1/4/2006 7:04:42 PM EDT
[#7]
Does that mean like my rifle it will sit around and never get used
Link Posted: 1/4/2006 7:32:49 PM EDT
[#8]
If you perform the "LEEEEEEEEERRRROOOOOYYYYYY JANKINS" correctly she won't see ya coming either.
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